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    dumb hot chicks

    you know, the super hot girl that is not very book smart or street smart. usually has the easy ticket in life since they are so hot everything is free. anyone have much experience. just curious, what are your thoughts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    you know, the super hot girl that is not very book smart or street smart. usually has the easy ticket in life since they are so hot everything is free. anyone have much experience. just curious, what are your thoughts?
    God bless them? I like the ones who have daddy's money but not his attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flykdog View Post
    God bless them? I like the ones who have daddy's money but not his attention.

    Those are the only ones worth hanging with. Who wants to take care of some slacker. I like hat smart chicks. Way fucking better.

    Why comprimise? You'll spend your days wiping the spittle off her chin. Unless she rips, then maybe... no fuck that. You'll have to talk to her at some point, have a coversation. Kinda hard to do with a dumb anything.

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    Z - this is your callout. Argentina, biatch. All your questions will be answered.

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    I like smart hot chicks. They work for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ottime View Post
    I like hat smart chicks. Way fucking better.
    What's a hat smart chick?
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    What's a hat smart chick?
    Duh, she really likes her pussy eaten. 24/7. Wear her like a....

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Z - this is your callout. Argentina, biatch. All your questions will be answered.


    i hate work my friend. my work hates argentina, and i hate not being able to go to argentina. it's a vicious cycle really. only cured with dumb hot chicks and mad amounts of alcohol. maybe if i can work with dumb hot chicks in argentina. intriguing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    What's a hat smart chick?
    A smart chick from Boston.
    ...And the greatest ice must crumble when it's flower's time to grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mushmouth View Post
    A smart chick from Boston.
    The hat ones are rare.

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    Fuck em, and I don't mean literally.

    In the past, they continually sucked me in, I'd talk to them, but them drinks, listen to their dumb comments and their stupid veiws about the world, try real hard to keep their attention away from the other guys offering to buy them drinks, and maybe just maybe in the end, I'd get some play. However, even if I did, the whole time I'd still be thinking about how much of a dumb cunt the girl was, and it really wouldn't be all that enjoyable.

    Now, as a rule, I do not buy girls drinks at bars, unless they're a friend of mine and I feel like being nice.


    EDIT: I'd like to add that most of these girls are not purely stupid. They choose to be ignorant and close minded, which makes them stupider than their lack of intelligence alone.
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    if you can't get em past the bar you can't fuck em. we're beyond buying drinks here. i think i like dumb hot chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    you know, the super hot girl that is not very book smart or street smart. usually has the easy ticket in life since they are so hot everything is free. anyone have much experience. just curious, what are your thoughts?
    Dude 95% of the chicks I know are retarded. Just hit the partys, hit the onefiveone, then hit that ass all night and then fuckin move on to the next dummy the next day. Thats my MO.


    mandatory disclaimer: (im in highschool so things may work different in the real world)
    Last edited by Phill; 07-16-2007 at 03:59 PM.
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

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    Dumb and Hot (and I would add high maintenance) describes each of my last 4 serious girlfriends. Its like a fucking drug....you go to the bar, fight through the sea of guys around her...actually win, take her home, feel a sense of accomplishment. Something about taking home the girl everybody is staring at is very satisfying....for about 3 months. Then I have a strong desire to push them out of a moving car. But, you keep going to the bar, keep feeling that air of superiority over your less fortunate brethren and keep talking yourself into sticking it out.

    Fuck that, I finally found a hot, smart girl and for all the pain in the ass stubbornness that comes with having a brain, so to does the intelligent conversations and sexy witty humor. Worth the trouble IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    just curious, what are your thoughts?
    I'm for 'em!

    (Otherwise my "local" bars would get real fucking boring.)
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    What's a hat smart chick?
    Quote Originally Posted by P_McPoser View Post
    Duh, she really likes her pussy eaten. 24/7. Wear her like a....

    LOL..That made my morning.
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    mandatory disclaimer: (im in highschool so things may work different in the real world)
    so how are those 194s, brah?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    Dude 95% of the chicks I know are retraded. ... (im in highschool so things may work different in the real world)
    They've already been retraded in high school?

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    A shower can get you cleaner for fewer drinks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Fire hydrants don't leave their dirty clothes around your house.
    Do you really need a new couch?
    A shower can get you cleaner for fewer drinks.
    You won't question the integrity of a new saucepan.
    You don't have to advise a doorknob on what to wear.

    home improvement. the new sexy.


    edit: phiiiilllllll! you're still a virgin, and we all know it. go get a hooker.
    Last edited by Zeedashbo; 07-16-2007 at 07:14 PM.
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    hahahahahaha surprise surprise phills a virgin!

    Z-bo - there is room for u in Las Lenas sep 1 thru 8... job can wait!

    serious, the hottest dumb chicks I know always just PLAY dumb.. the real chick is usually quite quick.. just give em what they want.. a dick in a box!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post
    Dude 95% of the chicks I know are retarded. Just hit the partys, hit the onefiveone, then hit that ass all night and then fuckin move on to the next dummy the next day. Thats my MO.
    You've been flexing your taint again haven't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dblatto View Post
    You've been flexing your taint again haven't you?
    LOL

    Quote Originally Posted by Zeedashbo View Post
    home improvement. the new sexy.


    edit: phiiiilllllll! you're still a virgin, and we all know it. go get a hooker.
    Ya not really, but speaking of virgins, this thread has to do with virgins.
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    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phill View Post



    Ya not really, but speaking of virgins, this thread has to do with virgins.
    dug doesn't count. he's a dude.
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    ewwwww, dug actually is a virgin though......
    Quote Originally Posted by twodogs View Post
    Hey Phill, why don't you post your tax returns, here on TGR, asshole. And your birth certificate.

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