Al Gore

**Jer** · 07-13-2007, 03:10 PM

Holey shit! This guy's getting pretty fat too! Pretty soon he'll need a DC-10 sized private Gulfstream to fly him to all his important speaking engagements.

What's with all these fat douchebags?!

**The Reverend Floater** · 07-13-2007, 03:12 PM

Do you ever post anything positive? Anything nice? Anything that's not bashing someone/something? Ever post any stoke or the like?

**Jer** · 07-13-2007, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater

Do you ever post anything positive? Anything nice? Anything that's not bashing someone/something? Ever post any stoke or the like?

No, douchebag.

Now back on topic - is dude fat or what?

**AsheanMT** · 07-13-2007, 03:16 PM

Gore ain't got nothing on this guy

**Cyber Cop** · 07-13-2007, 03:17 PM

Jabba lives!

**Jer** · 07-13-2007, 03:17 PM

That guy's FAT, but just wait - Gore looks like he's gained about 50lbs in the past six months.

**woodstocksez** · 07-13-2007, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

Gore ain't got nothing on this guy

Are you sure that's not a chick? And maybe she's pregnant. There are reasonable explanations, you know.

**steve** · 07-13-2007, 04:18 PM

wow, i apparently haven't looked at a picture of him in a while. unbelievable.

reminds me a bit of rush limbaugh..

**Phill** · 07-13-2007, 04:40 PM

He wasnt that fat when he was VP was he?

**steve** · 07-13-2007, 05:08 PM

not even close

**pappag** · 07-13-2007, 08:00 PM

Al Gore nearly 11 years ago:

**kayaktheworld** · 07-15-2007, 12:38 AM

Jer-

Atleast he is going around, standing up for his opinions. Your only opinion in life seems to be that everyone else is wrong.

**Jer** · 07-15-2007, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by kayaktheworld

Jer-

Atleast he is going around, standing up for his opinions. Your only opinion in life seems to be that everyone else is wrong.

That's because, for the most part, they are. Gore is "going around" standing up for his opinions in a private jet. Like I said elsewhere, his carbon footprint is bigger than Canada. I don't know about a moron such as yourself, but I tend not to listen to the opinions of hypocrits. And what's with this "opinion" stuff? - I thought GLOBAL WARMING was an indisputable fact?

Now - back on topic. WOW! Al Gore is fat!

**woodstocksez** · 07-15-2007, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

Now - back on topic. WOW! Al Gore is fat!

Yes, he is, but nowhere near as fat as that Michael Moore guy. Have you seen him?

**Below Zero** · 07-15-2007, 12:33 PM

Whether or not you believe global warming exists, all the things that Al Gore's suggests everyone doing are all good things for the planet. I think that is the real message, and if Al Gore's preachings help people understand this, then I think that's a positive for the environment.

**Jer** · 07-15-2007, 12:42 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

Whether or not you believe global warming exists, all the things that Al Gore's suggests everyone doing are all good things for the planet. I think that is the real message, and if Al Gore's preachings help people understand this, then I think that's a positive for the environment.

For the most part, I agree with this. However, I'm not a "the end justifies the means" kind of guy, so I still think Gore is a complete douche as well as one of the largest (in more ways than one) hypocrit on Earth. I also believe his whole GLOBAL WARMING schtick is all about Al Gore, not the Earth. All this does very little to answer the really important question, which is: just how fat is this lard ass gonna get?

**focus** · 07-15-2007, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

And what's with this "opinion" stuff? - I thought GLOBAL WARMING was an indisputable fact?

He presents facts to back up global warming. What we should do about global warming...those are opinions. I know this is difficult, but keep trying and you'll get there.

edit: and for christ's sake...it's hypocritE.

**focus** · 07-15-2007, 12:56 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

Like I said elsewhere, his carbon footprint is bigger than Canada.

Where do you get this? What do you think this means? A large part of his message is that you don't have to go through a drastic lifestyle change to make a difference, and he purchases carbon offsets to bring his effective footprint down to zero.

**Jer** · 07-15-2007, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by focus

Where do you get this? What do you think this means? A large part of his message is that you don't have to go through a drastic lifestyle change to make a difference, and he purchases carbon offsets to bring his effective footprint down to zero.

Yeah - obviously he hasn't changed his lifestyle much - he still flies all over the place in a private jet and he lives in mansions. Carbon offsets??? You're kidding, right? You can't possibly be that naive. Sorry I won't post a bunch of links, but it's a well known fact that Gore isn't riding his bike to his speaking engagements and living in anything even remotely close to a reasonably sized dwelling. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go throw some more tires on the bonfire. I bought a bunch of carbon offsets a while back and I've gotta even things out. Wow - you are one funny guy.

Oh yeah - he's still a wide load.

**haydukelives** · 07-15-2007, 02:06 PM

imagine a country so sick that dead al is ressurected as a hero. oh wait, roseanne was the #1 tv show

**Jer** · 07-15-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by haydukelives

imagine a country so sick that dead al is ressurected as a hero. oh wait, roseanne was the #1 tv show

He's more than a hero - he's a messiah. My bet is he's also the next President. Either way, he's still a huge blubbertub.

**Chemical Ali' The Wax Master** · 07-15-2007, 03:29 PM

[QUOTE=steve;1347843]wow, i apparently haven't looked at a picture of him in a while. unbelievable.

I'm not only the president of the Michael Moore Diet Plan, I'm also a client.

L7 · 07-15-2007, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Jer

That's because, for the most part, they are. Gore is "going around" standing up for his opinions in a private jet. Like I said elsewhere, his carbon footprint is bigger than Canada. I don't know about a moron such as yourself, but I tend not to listen to the opinions of hypocrits. And what's with this "opinion" stuff? - I thought GLOBAL WARMING was an indisputable fact?

Now - back on topic. WOW! Al Gore is fat!

I asked this in another thread and got no reply so I'll try it here. Please post the verified proof that gore's carbon footprint is so huge. I realize he has flown in a private jet, does that mean he only flies in one or occassionally uses it when he can't make a speaking engagement on commercial? Is it as big as Bush's jet, cause really Gore has a lot more to say of any content than Bush could fly anywhere to release gas.

Keep in mind many made out Gore to say things he never said so making up statements about carbon footprint seems pretty easy. So if you're wrong about these 'facts' are you not then the bigger hypocrit spouting shit you can't back up? Just askin'.

**Jer** · 07-15-2007, 05:51 PM

Sorry - I don't have enough motivation (nor do I care enough to convince you) to search the interweb for a link to Gore's ridiculous carbon output. If I were sitting in a cubicle on someone else's time like the rest of the rabid link-posters here, maybe I'd be more motivated, but my time is precious. Anyway, it's a fact that the guy lives in a huge mansion and flies around in a private jet. Do an internet search if you don't believe me.

As far as your question "is Gore's jet as big as Bush's" - I don't know and don't care. What kind of jackass question is that? GWB isn't going around like chicken little screaming about GLOBAL WARMING. And Bush isn't anywhere near as fat as Gore.

**Cono Este** · 07-15-2007, 06:44 PM

Finallly saw his movie. I love that hogwash about how his family quit the tobacco business only after they found out smoking caused cancer, like time stood still since that day on his farm. What a load of Bull#$@%.