7 months - double hernia (genetic)
8 years - split face open jumping my Stingray
10 years - split head open with a windmilling ski (safety strap)
12 years - sliced foot open cliff diving
15 years - hematoma in thigh playing basketball
16 years - first of several broken thumbs trying to make stupid recoveries in bumps
17 years - broken toe horsing around in the locker room
18 years - head stoved in due to car crash
19 years - first knee injury playing flag football
20 years - sprained ankle playing basketball
23 years - concussion from getting hit in the head with the lever arm of a truck jack
23 years - cervical sprain in helicopter crash
23 years - blew acl playing flag football
29 years - broke 17 bones in the left side of my body and lacerated my heart in a 1000 foot ragdoll ski fall off a glacier and over a cliff
32 years - broken clavicle nordic jumping on cross country skis
36 years - tore hamstring playing softball
37 years - broken wrist inline skating down Vail pass
38 years - closed head injury in a car crash
40 years - busted rib tree skiing at the Jane
42 years - busted rib fell on my elbow at A-Basin
46 years - broken wrist early season backcountry
47 years - finally shredded the meniscus on the acl-deficient left knee
47 years - reconstructive knee surgery
49 years - busted rib hit (actually fell on) a tree while standing still at Loveland
50 years - dislocated finger fell trail running
Now that I am 50 it's time to stop getting hurt.
Last edited by telepariah; 07-23-2007 at 03:27 PM.
I boiled my thermometer, and sure enough, this spot, which purported to be two thousand feet higher than the locality of the hotel, turned out to be nine thousand feet LOWER. Thus the fact was clearly demonstrated that, ABOVE A CERTAIN POINT, THE HIGHER A POINT SEEMS TO BE, THE LOWER IT ACTUALLY IS. Our ascent itself was a great achievement, but this contribution to science was an inconceivably greater matter.
--MT--
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