Summer read.

**philippeR** · 06-27-2007, 02:46 AM

As some of you may know, tired of the constant trolling by a few Harald Harbl zealots, Epic declared a ban on all things PMTS.
The related thread on RealSkier is just awesome, and a must read IMO. The Harbl is more insane than ever and the minions lick his ass with an unprecedented fervour.
Un-fuckin-real.

**Hayduke** · 06-27-2007, 03:27 AM

Maybe I have attention deficit disorder but I can't read more than a couple of lines of that shit.

**H-man** · 06-27-2007, 05:20 AM

I tried to read it. All I know is they take all the fun out of skiing. Both sites.

**detroit** · 06-27-2007, 05:46 AM

Wow, those dudes type like typing is going to be outlawed.

The real Harb is better than the Harbl alias.

**brice618** · 06-27-2007, 05:49 AM

My eyes are pissed at me for starting that, it is funny but I just can't go any further.

**fonixmunkee** · 06-27-2007, 06:38 AM

For those who don't want to read very much, allow me to highligh some of these individuals' wit and humor:

"There's a reverse Darwinism that tends to happen to that type of "open" internet forum..."

"Epic is a complete waste of time , very boring and nothing of any coherency about ski technique or instruction . Lots of post's are superficial " sound bites " a la TGR " tough guys " and lots of " in house " language a la pre school playground ."

"Max 501's posts appear to have set the cat among the pidgeons..."

"Congrats Harald, you'd realize you've not only won the battle, but more importantly, the war...!"

"The sarcasm is dripping."

"I think a lot of this stuff going on at Epic is due to the snowballing popularity of PMTS."

"Again, this is what losers do when they are beaten!!!"

This was an entertaining read. Thanks for sharing. But how did you find out about this whole thread,anyway?

**philippeR** · 06-27-2007, 06:55 AM

I'm a regular on Epic and thought the ban would upset the The Harbl and his Harblies. I checked and was not disappointed.

**365wp** · 06-27-2007, 08:13 AM

What really is annoying to them is that Max501 is a very successful skier, very smart, very patient, level headed, and unemotional about skiing.

Weirdos.

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 06-27-2007, 08:23 AM

That looks pretty funny. I'd love to wade through the whole thread but I think I have some paint I need to go watch dry.

**greg** · 06-27-2007, 08:32 AM

what is this conflict all about? all i know is that they supposedly both are skiing techniques and that if you ski pmts you ski with a glove between your legs when you reached the ultimate level of expertise..

**jepilot** · 06-27-2007, 08:35 AM

I think Tap may have a response for this...

**hutash** · 06-27-2007, 09:33 AM

All the more reason to keep moderation to an absolute minimum. Fuck epic for banning a whole ski technique.

**mrryde** · 06-27-2007, 09:43 AM

i read the first page. pure insanity. i bet they get laid often

**irul&ublo** · 06-27-2007, 10:13 AM

Epic's problem solved: http://forums.epicski.com/showthread...276#post727276

**philippeR** · 06-27-2007, 10:14 AM

Good call.
You know you're going to be moderated, right ? To name the harbl, The Harbl, is illegal over there.

**irul&ublo** · 06-27-2007, 10:16 AM

Maybe I'll trademark "harbl".

**3DB** · 06-27-2007, 12:03 PM

Attention PMTS Adherents!

On 7/7/07, the PMTS mothership will be approaching Earth to transport all true believers in PMTS methodology to a spiritual realm where they will no longer be persecuted for their beliefs. In preparation, Grand Leader Harbl requests that adherents remove all body hair and prepare their sacramental purple cloths and PMTS-issued Nikes for the ascent.