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  1. 06-21-2007, 11:37 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    Shut up you fucking bidet.







    How did that ring? Eh?
    you're a colostomy bag.


    I think it has to be one syllable before the "bag."


    shitbag
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  2. 06-21-2007, 11:44 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI View Post
    you're a colostomy bag.


    I think it has to be one syllable before the "bag."


    shitbag
    'assbag' is powerful, but still not as powerful as 'douchebag' although intuition suggests that anything related to cleansing the colon would trump cleansing the vagina.

    Back to the drawing board.
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  3. 06-21-2007, 11:49 AM #28
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    What about "fagknob douchenozzle"?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  4. 06-21-2007, 12:02 PM #29
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    Seconded on the one syllable requirement. It has more punch. Mix and match prefixes with the following suffixes and you have some pretty good fodder.

    Prefix:
    ass
    shit
    douche
    poo
    taint
    fuck
    turd
    dick
    stink


    Suffix:
    bag
    stick
    piece
    knob
    hole
    hatch
    ditch
    wad
    can
    box

    For instance, taintpiece, or stinkditch

    Please feel free to add prefixes and suffixes. I think a pretty exhaustive list could be formed.
    Last edited by commonlaw; 06-21-2007 at 12:13 PM.
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  5. 06-21-2007, 12:05 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    What about "fagknob douchenozzle"?
    Fagknob is played out too, you enema...
    Bush got C's.... Obama probably failed lunch
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  6. 06-21-2007, 12:14 PM #31
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    You want douchebaggery?
    (yet another reason why to visit the Jersey shore)



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  7. 06-21-2007, 12:20 PM #32
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    I think 'cockbite' is due for a comeback, simply because the rush for insulting terms has been so heavily pilfered.
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  8. 06-21-2007, 12:29 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    For instance, taintpiece, or stinkditch
    "Stinkditch" reeks of power and punch! Awesome.
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    We need that douche Jer to comment on this.
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  10. 06-21-2007, 02:09 PM #35
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    I was always hoping "piss-clam" would catch on.




    Ya piss-clam.
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  11. 06-21-2007, 02:16 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Seconded on the one syllable requirement. It has more punch. Mix and match prefixes with the following suffixes and you have some pretty good fodder.

    Prefix:
    ass
    shit
    douche
    poo
    taint
    fuck
    turd
    dick
    stink


    Suffix:
    bag
    stick
    piece
    knob
    hole
    hatch
    ditch
    wad
    can
    box

    For instance, taintpiece, or stinkditch

    Please feel free to add prefixes and suffixes. I think a pretty exhaustive list could be formed.
    This is genius. Nice work, y'ol poo can.
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  12. 06-21-2007, 02:23 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Mix and match prefixes with the following suffixes and you have some pretty good fodder.

    Prefix:
    ass
    shit
    douche
    poo
    taint
    fuck
    turd
    dick
    stink


    Suffix:
    bag
    stick
    piece
    knob
    hole
    hatch
    ditch
    wad
    can
    box

    For instance, taintpiece, or stinkditch

    Please feel free to add prefixes and suffixes. I think a pretty exhaustive list could be formed.
    Good effort but way too much work. Just use the world-famous ragecall generator instead.
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  13. 06-21-2007, 02:32 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    This is genius. Nice work, y'ol poo can.
    Thanks Turdhatch. It is the Occam's Razor of derogatory speech.
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  14. 06-21-2007, 02:38 PM #39
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    Or just go random:

    "You pompous bucket of uncultivated ape snot"

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Good effort but way too much work. Just use the world-famous ragecall generator instead.
    Tested and approved.
    I rate it
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  16. 06-21-2007, 02:46 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Good effort but way too much work. Just use the world-famous ragecall generator instead.

    Bwaaa....

    I was here first, you donkey-raping gaywad!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  17. 06-21-2007, 02:54 PM #42
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    Changing course slightly, but a random generator nonethess...sloganize your insults
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  18. 06-21-2007, 09:11 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by commonlaw View Post
    Changing course slightly, but a random generator nonethess...sloganize your insults
    'That'll be the Fucktard.'
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  19. 06-22-2007, 01:14 AM #44
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  20. 06-22-2007, 07:19 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio View Post
    You want douchebaggery?
    (yet another reason why to visit the Jersey shore)

    YOUTUBE link
    HILLARIOUS.

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  21. 06-22-2007, 09:48 AM #46
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    Are you a douchebag?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrZach View Post
    Are you a douchebag?

    http://www.gotoquiz.com/are_you_a_douchebag_2
    15%

    By the way, most English teachers would have a heart attack if they saw that quiz.
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  23. 06-22-2007, 09:56 AM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrZach View Post
    Are you a douchebag?

    http://www.gotoquiz.com/are_you_a_douchebag_2
    Nope. Although I might be a little bit by pointing out that the person who wrote that probably speaks English as a second language.
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  24. 06-22-2007, 10:04 AM #49
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    For all your douchy needs..

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  25. 06-23-2007, 07:51 AM #50
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    OK - what about "titbaby" then?
    Help out a pup or kitteh

    Do it for the critterz

    Res dogz could use a break
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