Hillary Clinton

[The Suit]

Bloomberg once ate a large squirrel so he could afford to go to summer camp each year.

That's a pretty sweet way to finance shit. Maybe we could save TGR by eating squirrels. How large do you think they need to be?

[Benny Profane]

He's from Medford, MA, but please -- continue.

jezuz, walk down Fifth Ave, and find me a third generation NYC resident walking by. Or second, or even in town longer than 5 years.

[Steven S. Dallas]

That's a pretty sweet way to finance shit. Maybe we could save TGR by eating squirrels. How large do you think they need to be?

Maybe if you'd been eating squirrels all along, instead of renting helicopters, you wouldn't need to save TGR. To hell with AK spine skiing footage, give me some sweet squirrel hunting and eating segments- now that's extreme.

[Hutch]

That is an interesting factoid about Bloomberg.

Speaking of eating squirrels, my mormon secretary just left a recipe for "Pork Diane" on the printer. It was pretty awkward because I didn't feel comfortable explaining why I was rolling on the floor laughing my ass off (ROTFLMAO) so I told her I just thought of something funny.

[Tippster]

jezuz, walk down Fifth Ave, and find me a third generation NYC resident walking by. Or second, or even in town longer than 5 years... who is considering running for POTUS.

Fixed it for ya. Howsabout a blowhard Italian from Brooklyn?



I'm also not bitching about the "whiny NY Jew." My point was he may be a Jew, his whinyness is subjective (personally I've never heard him whine) and he's not from NY.

Oddly enough in many polls of New Yorkers they prefer Bloomberg more than 3-1 to born-and-bred homeboy Rudy.

[irul&ublo]

SQUIRREL FRICASSEE
2 dressed young squirrels, 2 lbs
1½ tsp salt
Pepper
½ cup flour ½ cup shortening
½ to 3/4 cup water
1½ cups milk
1 tsp grated onion, if desired
Wipe squirrel thoroughly with a damp cloth
pick off any hair
Remove scent glands
Examine carefully to locate imbedded shot and remove with a sharp pointed knife
Wash thoroughly inside and out in warm water.
Drain well and cut into serving pieces (Never wash after cutting up.)
Combine salt, pepper and flour and dredge squirrel in this mixture to coat well
Heat shortening in a heavy skillet and brown pieces slowly on all sides to a rich brown, about 1 minute
Add ¼ cup of the water, cover tightly, reduce the heat and simmer gently until tender (about 30 minutes)
Add remaining water as needed
Squirrel should be very tender when done
Remove squirrel to a hot platter, cover to keep hot
Blend any leftover seasoned flour into the fat remaining in the skillet
Add milk gradually and cook until gravy boils and thickens, stirring constantly
Serve at once with squirrel
Add the grated onion for additional flavor, if desired
4 servings

[The Suit]

SQUIRREL FRICASSEE
2 dressed young squirrels, 2 lbs
1½ tsp salt
Pepper
½ cup flour ½ cup shortening
½ to 3/4 cup water
1½ cups milk
1 tsp grated onion, if desired
Wipe squirrel thoroughly with a damp cloth
pick off any hair
Remove scent glands
Examine carefully to locate imbedded shot and remove with a sharp pointed knife
Wash thoroughly inside and out in warm water.
Drain well and cut into serving pieces (Never wash after cutting up.)
Combine salt, pepper and flour and dredge squirrel in this mixture to coat well
Heat shortening in a heavy skillet and brown pieces slowly on all sides to a rich brown, about 1 minute
Add ¼ cup of the water, cover tightly, reduce the heat and simmer gently until tender (about 30 minutes)
Add remaining water as needed
Squirrel should be very tender when done
Remove squirrel to a hot platter, cover to keep hot
Blend any leftover seasoned flour into the fat remaining in the skillet
Add milk gradually and cook until gravy boils and thickens, stirring constantly
Serve at once with squirrel
Add the grated onion for additional flavor, if desired
4 servings

You think squirrel still qualifies for financing after it's been cooked? I assumed Bloomberg ate his raw.

[Free Range Lobster]

Yeah Meffid!

Its "Med-fid" but I wouldn't expect a New Yorker to know a Boston accent.

[Hutch]

Its "Med-fid" but I wouldn't expect a New Yorker to know a Boston accent.

oooh, low blow!

[MrZach]

Bloomberg once ate a large squirrel so he could afford to go to summer camp each year."

Maybe we could save TGR by eating squirrels.

give me some sweet squirrel hunting and eating segments- now that's extreme.

SQUIRREL FRICASSEE

[Benny Profane]

I'm also not bitching about the "whiny NY Jew." My point was he may be a Jew, his whinyness is subjective (personally I've never heard him whine) and he's not from NY.

Oddly enough in many polls of New Yorkers they prefer Bloomberg more than 3-1 to born-and-bred homeboy Rudy.

Jeez, his voice just kills me. I guess it's not whiney in a Woody Allen way, but it's not exactly, uh, manly.

And that statistic is not very odd at all, if you have been a resident of NYC during Rudy's reign and his. Rudy was not well loved by minorities, although many would secretly tell you that they loved the reduction of crime in many neighborhoods, and, after all, NYC is a city of minorities. And NYC residents know that he was just a lucky bastard with that 911 thing. He should've been killed, but was lucky enough to walk away through the dust and look "strong" to the viewers of American TV while Bushie Boy was in hiding with his copy of My Pet Goat. His second marriage was in shambles, very publicly, and his poll numbers were shit.

I like him, though. He was tough enough to fix a LOT of problems with NYC. But I don't think America will ever vote for a NYC mayor, not even him. TR was the last great politician who came out of that scene.

[MrZach]

Its "Med-fid" but I wouldn't expect a New Yorker to know a Boston accent.

Isn't New England as a whole responsible for the original fundamental problems in phonetics?

[Free Range Lobster]

Isn't New England as a whole responsible for the original fundamental problems in phonetics?

oh yeah its wicked fucked up.

[mr_gyptian]

Bloomburg is a very rich short Jew from NYC with a whiny little voice and is the gun control poster boy. Please. A great example of a Manhattanite who has no concept of what the rest of the country thinks. Which is OK in my book, but I'm not running for prez.

did you go to elementary school in Vancouver?

"GROWING up in Vancouver, I attended an Islamic school every Saturday. There, I learned that Jews can't be trusted because they worship "moolah, not Allah", meaning money, not God. According to my teacher, every last Jew is consumed with business."

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...0-7583,00.html


so is it OK to call Obama a nappy headed half shine from the south side of chicago?

just, you know, asking.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Its "Med-fid" but I wouldn't expect a New Yorker to know a Boston accent.

I think I can pull rank, as a former Medford resident. It's Meffid, as in "Right now I live in Meffid, but someday I'm gonna live in Ahlington."

[Benny Profane]

did you go to elementary school in Vancouver?

"GROWING up in Vancouver, I attended an Islamic school every Saturday. There, I learned that Jews can't be trusted because they worship "moolah, not Allah", meaning money, not God. According to my teacher, every last Jew is consumed with business."

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au...0-7583,00.html


so is it OK to call Obama a nappy headed half shine from the south side of chicago?

just, you know, asking.

Oh, krist.

A. I stole that description verbatim from John Stewart's monologue last night. You know, another rich Jew from NYC.

B. I was being Ironic. And playing the devil's advocate. Just using the voice of millions of racist shitheads out there that won't vote for anything different then themselves.

Jezuz, the best news this week is that Antioch went bankrupt. Less kids being taught to jerk their knees at the slightest.