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Thread: That Guy From Argentina Did Not Really Win the U.S. Open

  1. 06-19-2007, 04:40 AM #1
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    That Guy From Argentina Did Not Really Win the U.S. Open

    The real winner was Chuck Norris.

    Using his ninja like skills, Chuck surreptitiously played the tournament. His score over the 72 hole test was 72.

    Chuck also foiled a terrorist plot and had sex with several attractive beer cart girls. As of today, they were still experiencing random orgasms.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  2. 06-19-2007, 01:29 PM #2
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    I heard that three of them are already pregnant with expected gestation periods of 1 week, the exact amount of time it took Chuck Norris to create the heavens and the Earth.
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  3. 06-19-2007, 01:30 PM #3
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    I'm over chuck norris.

    Randy Macho Man Savage is where it's at.

    OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    I'm over chuck norris.

    Randy Macho Man Savage is where it's at.

    OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    He actually won the 84 Lumber Golf Classic a few years ago.

    Fallin rocks!!
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  5. 06-19-2007, 01:43 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odin View Post
    I'm over chuck norris.

    Randy Macho Man Savage is where it's at.

    OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    BAH...while Randy is busy hawking SlimJims, Chuck is doing infomercials with a post menopausal Christy Brinkley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    a post menopausal Christy Brinkley.
    Who is still hawt.
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