Get me a BEER! Good Dog

[lemon boy]

So yesterday I started teaching Sue how to fetch me beers.

A couple of points:
1. Sue has been force fetched so he already knows that if I tell him to put an object in his mouth it better get in there toot sweet!
2. We were just screwin around so I wasn't being really strict about his FF manners
3. We started out with warm banquet beer cans

So up onto his crate he goes (this is where he was FF'd mostly so knows the drill). I hold the beer, tell him FETCH and bang, picked the can right outta my hand. Moved down to the crate, picked again. GOOD DOG! Set the can down upright, told him to fetch and he got it but was holding it funny and the beer slid out and rolled across the room: this is where the trouble starts.

Now, you can't let them fokkers get away with dropping stuff so I commanded FETCH and he jumped down to go get it. He picked it right up like a good dog but, like I said we were just messin around and I didn't have a lead on him so he decided that dickin with me was going to be fun and wouldn't come back up on the crate.

Now, remember he's holding a kind of slick unusual object that is fully pressurized after falling off the crate and rolling across the room. Well, let's just say about the only thing I taught the dog last night is that a shook up beer that get's punctured will immediately fill his mouth with lovely beer. Note, Sue does like beer.

I may have created a monster

[Viva]

Strohs had a commercial in which the dog Alex would run on command into the kitchen and you would then hear him fetch a beer from the fridge, open the bottle, and pour a glass for his owner, and then the sound of a dog lapping. Alex's owner would then call out "Alex, you'd better be drinking your water!"

[iceman]

heh, must have been pretty funny to see Sue's face when the pressurized beer started shooting into his mouth.

[lemon boy]

Oh it was beautiful.

One part: Oh shit, dad's gonna be pissed whatted I DO!?
One part: BEER! THIS HAS BEER IN IT!

And of course there is beer squirting all over the front room. When my wife walked in a half hour later she says "Hey, why does it smell like beer?"

No reason

[iskibc]

need pics. That's pretty sweet. All my dog can do is drink my beer

[The Reverend Floater]

Yup. Now that Lil' P had been FF'ed, I've thought about the possibilities. Specifically, that possibility. I'm a bad father.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Seen an old Golden that could do it. Chew rope on the fridge, and beer in one of those horizontal racks. Cool as hell, she wouldn't do it if she was tired and would only do it a number of times but she was about 12 at the time. Cool dog.

Oh and nice name selection on the pup Lemon.

Tried to get my dog to do this for awhile, and then finally figured out she 's too small to carry the can, bummer. Cleans up after beer spills nicely though.

[mr_gyptian]

so this what you do when you're not trying to overthrow governments???

[irul&ublo]

Next trick:

Sue...make me a martini, med. dry, lemon twist.

[Tippster]

Originally posted by irul&ublo
...lemon twist.

Heh! I had no idea that you were gay!

[irul&ublo]

Certain advocacy groups prefer the term "vaginally challenged".

[Tippster]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....hoooo...I can't breathe...

[lemon boy]

Actually, I prefer mine a little dirty. But, I shall reserve that task for those with opposable thumbs...which is to say that the Vodka is kept in the freezer and it is too high for him to reach.

Rev- DOOO IT DOOOD