Reading comprehension

**The Suit** · 05-23-2007, 04:30 PM

What part of

Originally Posted by The Suit

as well as keeping tetongravity.com (including the forum) operating

was so hard to understand?

This forum isn't going away. Unless maybe I ban all the stupid people. Jeebus.

**valleygirl** · 05-23-2007, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by The Suit

What part of
was so hard to understand?

This forum isn't going away. Unless maybe I ban all the stupid people. Jeebus.

Stupid people

**Buster Highmen** · 05-23-2007, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by The Suit

This forum isn't going away. Unless maybe I ban all the stupid people. Jeebus.

Are these functionally equivalent?

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 05-23-2007, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by The Suit

What part of
was so hard to understand?

This forum isn't going away. Unless maybe I ban all the stupid people. Jeebus.

thank you. I was wondering the same thing after reading your post and then coming back here a few hours later to all the talk about going somewhere else, etc.

People seem to be over reacting a little and running with the drama...which I guess is par for the course.

**JEEBUS_** · 05-23-2007, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by The Suit

What part of
was so hard to understand?

This forum isn't going away. Unless maybe I ban all the stupid people. Jeebus.

YOU CALLED?

**Buzzworthy** · 05-23-2007, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Lots of history here. Be a shame to lose it.

And why such a possible quick exodus? Last time we all did it as we got pissed at Daniel (and more to the story). No one did "the community" wrong here. This is an unfortunate circumstance, especially to those who are wondering what the hell do I do now.

Food for thought.

yeah, duh.

bandwagon effect gone wild?

**Odin** · 05-23-2007, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by The Suit

What part
was so hard?

This forum is going away. Unless maybe I ban Jeebus.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**stump832** · 05-23-2007, 04:37 PM

So you're saying you're gonna ban everyone so that you don't have to run the forum anymore? Weak sauce, man. Ex post factor.

**Free Range Lobster** · 05-23-2007, 04:41 PM

Thank Mr. "unmoderated panic mode always" Summit for starting the no more forum drama.

Grats man!

**JEEBUS_** · 05-23-2007, 04:45 PM

Bobby's Big Birthday Party

When Bobby turned six, his mom and dad had a birthday party for him. Twenty of his closest friends joined in the party. Everyone wore birthday hats and had birthday cake. The birthday cake was colored blue and white, which are Bobby's favorite colors.

As the day went on, the children played kickball in the back yard. Bobby played first base, Sally played outfield, and Bobby's dad was the pitcher.

At the end of the party, Bobby asked his parents if he could have next year's birthday at the zoo. His parents agreed and everyone cheered.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS:

1. How old is Bobby today?

a. three b. five
c. six d. ten

2. About how many people came to Bobby's birthday party?

a. five b. seven
c. ten d. twenty

3. Which of the following is a color that Bobby really likes?

a. blue b. green
c. yellow d. brown

4. What game did the party members play?

a. pin-the-tail b. hide and go seek
c. baseball d. kickball

5. What position did Bobby's dad play in the game?

a. first base b. pitcher
c. shortstop d. outfield

6. Where could you go to find Bobby's next birthday party?

a. school b. the elk's hall
c. the kickball stadium d. the zoo

**irul&ublo** · 05-23-2007, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by JEEBUS_

Bobby's Big Birthday Party

....and Bobby's dad was the pitcher.

Well, then I guess that makes Bobby's mom the catcher. I hope Hot Tate doesn't get jealous.

**Below Zero** · 05-23-2007, 04:54 PM

I've found it's best to move in the summer than the winter

**summit** · 05-23-2007, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster

That Mr. "unmoderated panic mode always" Summit for starting the no more forum drama.

Grats man!

Hey moron, I know you have a hardon for me, but I did NOT start the topic of an exodus. Gonzo brought it up. I merely discussed it.

I have said REPEATEDLY every time it was discussed:

Originally Posted by Summit

Hopefully, things will turn around and bet back the way they were (except more lucrative).

... in an emergency Lumberg situation...

Hopefully, we can stay here.

Originally Posted by Summit

But it would suck to leave this place, even if the history were intact as an archive of sorts. Hopefully, it will NOT come to another exodus.

Originally Posted by Summit

If we have to go

Originally Posted by Summit

Again of course, only if it is necessary.

Originally Posted by Summit

As I've said throughout this... we should leave only if we have to, but we should be prepared because who knows what the new overlords will do...

Hardly alarmist, merely cautionary. Now shut your hole, FRL.

**Free Range Lobster** · 05-23-2007, 05:01 PM

Originally Posted by Summit

Hardly alarmist, merely cautionary. Now shut your hole, FRL.

Cautionary my ass.
Every time someone gets banned you cry about the forums being "self moderating" yet none of the trolls ever seem to leave anymore.
Quit acting like its the end of the fucking world and suck it up.

And I know, it'd be terrible in an actual moderated format, you'd actually have to THINK of a witty retort instead of just calling someone gay.

**stupendous man** · 05-23-2007, 05:03 PM

But where do we go now that the forum is done?

**summit** · 05-23-2007, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster

Cautionary my ass.

I would be cautious around your ass... now stop trying to blow up mine.

I provided ample evidence that your accusation was full of crap. You are the one who could only respond with tinfoil.

Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster

And I know, it'd be terrible in an actual moderated format, you'd actually have to THINK of a witty retort instead of just calling someone gay.

Perhaps you have me confused with someone else? No worries, it is not unusual.

**Free Range Lobster** · 05-23-2007, 05:03 PM

Originally Posted by stupendous man

But where do we go now that the forum is done?

We all drink the koolaid Jonestown style.

**f2f** · 05-23-2007, 05:06 PM

i reserve the right to overreact whenever i want, wherever i want. you can't take that away from me

**Free Range Lobster** · 05-23-2007, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by Summit

I provided ample evidence that your accusation was full of crap. You are the one who could only respond with tinfoil.

Perhaps you have me confused with someone else? No worries, it is not unusual.

Originally Posted by Summit

fuck rules. we don't have rules. those aren't rules. those fall under common-"don't be moron or we'll beat you"-sense

don't be a moron or we'll beat you and the suit will throw your bloodied corpse to the hounds

I wouldn't call "don't break federal laws" or "don't commit treason" a board rule... sick the secret service on the moron...

We could always link your post crying about ONS deleting threads and you going on a warpath about how the forum is moderated but that would be far too easy.

**Below Zero** · 05-23-2007, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Free Range Lobster

blah blah blah

**Rideski** · 05-23-2007, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by f2f

i reserve the right to overreact whenever i want, wherever i want. you can't take that away from me

I'll send the suit a case of paper if he deletes that post.

**Sutter** · 05-23-2007, 05:14 PM

this forum would be so much cooler if it were ham radio-based, then we wouldn't have to worry about "where is the forum?" It would just be floating through the air and shizz.

**Free Range Lobster** · 05-23-2007, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Below Zero

gay fucking jpg

**PulverSchwein** · 05-23-2007, 05:18 PM

I love this place, shame it had to end. All you idiots are fricking hilarious

**Mofro261** · 05-23-2007, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by dblatto

this forum would be so much cooler if it were ham radio-based, then we wouldn't have to worry about "where is the forum?" It would just be floating through the air and shizz.

I like it, but---- do those ham radios come with a way to see TR's and the NSFW in the Padded room?