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[El Chupacabra]

"Cat puke"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/312107726.html

[idiot]

good stuff

wrong but pussy is pussy

[noodles]

at least these cats have the decency to puke into a bowl. my cat does not have such good manners.

[Andy_B]

Operation Heavenly Hogpile - m4w
Date: 2007-04-13, 4:13PM CDT


Calling all BBWs and SSBBWs! Help make a dream come true! This is America, god damn it, and I'm an American, and there is no reason in the world why my freakiest fantasy can't be fulfilled. I recently sold my pool table in my rec room to make space for Operation Heavenly Hogpile. I covered the floor with 6 layers of foam padding, and 1/4" rubber shower liner on top. I've got 3 cases of baby oil, half a dozen strap-ons and several days' worth of classic bluegrass music piped through a kick-ass sound system. I've even prearranged to have Dominoes deliver buffalo wings, pizza, and cheesy bread every hour all weekend. All I need is 8-12 big (BIG!) lovely ladies to join the fun. Get naked, get oiled up, consume what you want, wrestle around, make a great big tangle of jiggly womanhood. I want to roll around on a cellulite sea and stick it in every hole, crevice and fold you've got. Applicants must be prepared to remove every hair on their bodies, including head hair. Eyebrows are ok, but not a single follicle anywhere else.

If you're not heavy enough to get fucked in a fold of elbow fat, don't bother responding. If you're over 18, have a minimum BMI of 35, and are ready for the best fucking time of your life, send me a photo.

Google 'calculate BMI' to find out yours if you don't know it.

God bless.

[The Dad]

several days' worth of classic bluegrass music

Wow.

...

[RootSkier]

oh yeah

[MrZach]

"Cat puke"

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/312107726.html

Keeping the B.O.C. stoke alive:

"True Story: Battle Asses"

[El Chupacabra]

Keeping the B.O.C. stoke alive:

"True Story: Battle Asses"

More toilet wars:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/333345372.html

And for when they come knocking at your door:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html

[El Chupacabra]

Hallelujah!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/344894297.html

[Speedfreak]

Crying. Ribs cramping. Awesome.

[twodogs]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/162480416.html
I love this one:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/174793748.html

[snowsprite]

Hallelujah!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/344894297.html

If this dood wrote a novel, I'd read it! LMAO!

Sprite

[KungPowder]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/235728006.html

damn foreigners

[El Chupacabra]

"Penis cake"
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/brl/362839802.html

[stuckathuntermtn]

wait, EVERY folical except eyebrows?!

[El Chupacabra]

"rent a womb"

http://reno.craigslist.org/bab/392438323.html

[FrankZappa]

Happy ending

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/jax/353293242.html

[Art Shirk]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html

[Tuckerman]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ksc/395322346.html

Thats good stuff I like this
"We could go get dinner (under $20), and watch a movie. Also I’m allergic to cats."

[Art Shirk]

My favorite was "Only sanctioned spells allowed"

Bwahah

[SchralphMacchio]

"True Story: Battle Asses"

Bump for it being late at night, me working on the final project report for my funding agency, and having this shit be the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. I had tears streaming down my face the first time from how ridicu-goddam-lous funny it was. It is now my "cheer me up bookmark" on Firefox.

The only thing I can think of is that you must has completly unzipped your ass to your elbow. That's the only way I could begin to explain the lumpy, creamy splashs falling out of your ass into the toilet. It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter.

Unzipped your ass to your elbow ... gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it ... so. f'ing. classic. What descriptive literary prowess - I only hope this person goes on to write men's magazine columns in the future ... and never shits by me at a bathroom

[hialtitude]

[vinzclortho]

Let us frolic in my totally dope blanket fort

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/291079504.html

[El Chupacabra]

Which one of you is this?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/rno/571901301.html

[skiaholik]

Keeping the B.O.C. stoke alive:

"True Story: Battle Asses"

I laughed so hard my roommates yelled at me to STFU. That is the funniest shit I've laughed at in awhile.