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  1. 05-15-2007, 01:00 PM #26
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    Squatch, if you want to defend Falwell, go right ahead.
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    Dude made his living spewing hatred and pretending like God was speaking through him. Not comparable.
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    WTF! Dude was an asshole and I hated all he stood for. That doesn't make me glad a person died or make me want to make fun of it!
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    Being dead sucks...I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

    God is judging him now...I think he may have the 2:00 o'clock appointment with the Maker.

    I'll leave the judgements up to Him.
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    God told him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleHoar View Post
    Being dead sucks....


    I would have thought for a man of Falwell's immense and unshakable faith it would actually be pleasant?

    Will someone say something flattering about the asshole - I want to see the ensuing smack down.
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    In related news, the Teletubbies will be attending the funeral
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    He had splendid jowls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldLarry View Post
    How do you know being dead sucks?
    No bacon, beer or skiing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong View Post
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    post of the day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas View Post
    Well, Ivins wasn't a bubbling fountainhead of hate like Falwell was.
    she just hates WASPs. It's different.
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  13. 05-15-2007, 01:26 PM #38
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    The world will not miss him... but what of the Jerry Falwell alias?
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  14. 05-15-2007, 01:27 PM #39
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    did he go to hell or heaven? thats the 1000000$ question..
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    Dude has a huge gay cellmate in Hell.
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    what a shame.
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    http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jerry_Falwell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Think Larry Flynt is chuckling somewhere?
    Perhaps, but Satan is definitely looking over his shoulder right now.
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  19. 05-15-2007, 01:54 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by TeleHoar View Post
    No bacon, beer or skiing...

    Psssh, says who? I believe that when you die, that's ALL you do. You're already dead, it's not like you have a body to worry about ruining anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    “Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them”

    “I had a student ask me, "Could the savior you believe in save Osama bin Laden?" Of course, we know the blood of Jesus Christ can save him, and then he must be executed”

    “Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions”

    “AIDS is not just God's punishment for homosexuals; it is God's punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals”

    “The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country”

    So long Jerry. Thanks for all the laughs.
    Did he really say all those things?!

    I knew he was a dolt, but it seems he doesn't even have a clue about Christianity!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gamma View Post
    did he go to hell or heaven? thats the 1000000$ question..
    he made much more than that off trying to tell people the answer to just that question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AKA View Post
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    HOLY SHIT!

    I really did not know this clown was SOOOOOOOO divorced from reality. He makes Al Sharpton look like Kofi Annan.

    How can a total fucking nutjob like this become and remain a powerful figure in this country for so many years?

    from AKA's link:

    Assessing blame after 9/11

    After the September 11, 2001 terrorist attack, he (along with fellow televangelist Pat Robertson) made comments blaming various groups for the attack. The two were widely condemned for having made these comments. When asked why God would allow such an event to happen to America, Falwell said:

    The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way—all of them who have tried to secularize America—I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

    I'm glad I missed that when he first said it.
    What a chump.
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  24. 05-15-2007, 02:13 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by soylent green View Post
    WTF! Dude was an asshole and I hated all he stood for. That doesn't make me glad a person died or make me want to make fun of it!
    It makes me glad.

    Just saying... it does.
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  25. 05-15-2007, 03:03 PM #50
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    You rang????

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    The world will not miss him... but what of the Jerry Falwell alias?
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