Clemons signs with the Yankees

[Steven S. Dallas]

could have fooled me.

Given that you're obviously dumber than a bag of hammers, I'm going to say this is the first non-asinine thing you've posted so far. Congrats.

[gh444]

Given that you're obviously dumber than a bag of hammers, I'm going to say this is the first non-asinine thing you've posted so far. Congrats.

damn dude, maybe you need to go get laid. Burn off some of this hostility. maybe a cold shower for you and iceman. I heard he gives good reach arounds but only you and Cantdog would know.

[biggins]

^^oh snap! Burn! Pown3d! Dallas goes down! Oy Vey! Shapoopie! Flame on!^^

Yankees suck.

[iceman]

^^oh snap! Burn! Pown3d! Dallas goes down! Oy Vey! Shapoopie! Flame on!^^

Yankees suck.

this post is officially funny.

[Brock Landers]

^^oh snap! Burn! Pown3d! Dallas goes down! Oy Vey! Shapoopie! Flame on!^^

Yankees suck.

I laughed.

[Steven S. Dallas]

^^oh snap! Burn! Pown3d! Dallas goes down! Oy Vey! Shapoopie! Flame on!^^

Ouch... my pride.

[CantDog]

its amazing how stupid Red Sox fans are. try a little homework

Congratulations! I'm giving you an A for your homework assignment. Your use of aanabolic.com really showed the class that you are amazing at finding valuable and trustworthy primary sources. In fact, I think its a good idea that everyone should start using aanabolic.com whenever they need some information on steroids.

then you'd think he'd know that the amount of time that a substance stays in the body has nothing to do with people using it to cheat. Its all about masking it. Any college football player, olympic hopeful or minor league baseball player can tell you that.

I have no idea what you are talking about, but the time a substance stays in the body has everything to do with people using it to cheat. If something stays in for a 30 seconds, you are going to use it more often than something that stays in for a month. And yes its clear that any college football player could tell me that, but you are unable to do so.

OK asshole, how long do steroids stay in your system? You're telling me that they can be completely gone from detection a week after you take them?

Easy on the "I'm too big for my own fucking pants" posts dude- you must be the fucking smartest man alive, and you probably feel really cool for calling people out... I only posted that because its what I thought- sorry I'm not looking shit up in medical textbooks that I don't have before I post.

All I ask, is that if you don't know what you are talking about, don’t post it. There is already too much misinformation here, not to mention the web as a whole, and sweeping general comments like 'steroids take weeks to leave your system' is not really helping. Do you know anything about steroids? Why post about them if you have no idea what you are talking about? It just makes you look like a complete bullshitter, and personally, every time I see a comment by you, I immediately discount it because the bulk of what you argue is weak. Seems like a pretty simple thing to do. If you are going to put up a reply to a topic and use faulty facts or logic to defend your point, be ready for it to be dismantled. And please stop whining when someone objects to what you say. Nobody like a whiner.

I don’t feel like teaching you a course in biochemistry or pharmacology, but for starters, the ability of something to 'stay in the body' depends on how it enters the body, how it is absorbed, how it is activated, and how it is excreted. Not to mention things like how dehydrated one is, what one’s kidney function is like, how big a crap you took after breakfast, you name it. Lets not forget how much of the substance you took, and in what form.

How long do steroids stay in the body? I have no fucking idea. I don’t even know how many steroids are commercially available, or made naturally by the body. Hundreds? Thousands? More? I do know one thing though, that all of them don’t stick around for the same length. Some take minutes to disappear. Others take a lot longer.

So a statement like you put up is completely baseless. Just wanted to call attention to that. Feel free to go back to posting useless wrong information, and arguing about the latest Yankees love triangle.

[pappag]

I now present to you a clip highlighting the excellent voice of Suszyn Waldman (seriously, how many dicks did she suck to get to the position she's at???):

http://www.wcbs880.com/topic/play_wi...audioId=695991


"Roger Clemens is in George's box and Roger Clemens is comin' back. Oh My Good--Goodness Gracious! Of all the dramatic thi--of all the dramatic things I've ever seen, Roger Clemens standing right in George Steinbrenner's box announcing he is back! Roger Clemens is a New York Yankee! And there we go John, you don't have to worry about who's going to take that spot in the rotation."

What a cunt.




EDIT - I'll answer my own question with Gerald Williams being at least one of several ten's of players.

[gh444]

Congratulations! I'm giving you an A for your homework assignment. Your use of aanabolic.com really showed the class that you are amazing at finding valuable and trustworthy primary sources. In fact, I think its a good idea that everyone should start using aanabolic.com whenever they need some information on steroids.



I have no idea what you are talking about, but the time a substance stays in the body has everything to do with people using it to cheat. If something stays in for a 30 seconds, you are going to use it more often than something that stays in for a month. And yes its clear that any college football player could tell me that, but you are unable to do so.



All I ask, is that if you don't know what you are talking about, don’t post it. There is already too much misinformation here, not to mention the web as a whole, and sweeping general comments like 'steroids take weeks to leave your system' is not really helping. Do you know anything about steroids? Why post about them if you have no idea what you are talking about? It just makes you look like a complete bullshitter, and personally, every time I see a comment by you, I immediately discount it because the bulk of what you argue is weak. Seems like a pretty simple thing to do. If you are going to put up a reply to a topic and use faulty facts or logic to defend your point, be ready for it to be dismantled. And please stop whining when someone objects to what you say. Nobody like a whiner.

I don’t feel like teaching you a course in biochemistry or pharmacology, but for starters, the ability of something to 'stay in the body' depends on how it enters the body, how it is absorbed, how it is activated, and how it is excreted. Not to mention things like how dehydrated one is, what one’s kidney function is like, how big a crap you took after breakfast, you name it. Lets not forget how much of the substance you took, and in what form.

How long do steroids stay in the body? I have no fucking idea. I don’t even know how many steroids are commercially available, or made naturally by the body. Hundreds? Thousands? More? I do know one thing though, that all of them don’t stick around for the same length. Some take minutes to disappear. Others take a lot longer.

So a statement like you put up is completely baseless. Just wanted to call attention to that. Feel free to go back to posting useless wrong information, and arguing about the latest Yankees love triangle.

all of that just to say that you are no better of a source than anything yet posted. nice.

also, anabolic.com wasn't my source. good try though.

[Steven S. Dallas]

all of that just to say that you are no better of a source than anything yet posted. nice.

Reading comprehension and you have a really ugly relationship.

[berko]

all of that just to say that you are no better of a source than anything yet posted. nice.

Let me translate this one for you:

No information is better than misinformation.


Questions?

[gh444]

Let me translate this one for you:

No information is better than misinformation.


Questions?

if he can provide any information to counterdict what has been said, then so be it. but as of yet, he hasn't.

[stump832]

Reading comprehension and you have a really ugly relationship.

So, just to summarize.

1) he can't do math
2) he likes to make up stuff
3) he has poor reading comprehension


Yup, sounds like a yankees fan.

[gh444]

So, just to summarize.

1) he can't do math
2) he likes to make up stuff
3) he has poor reading comprehension


Yup, sounds like a yankees fan.

but what we can do is count World Series Titles, and it takes more than our fingers to do so.

[stump832]

but what we can do is count World Series Titles, and it takes more than our fingers to do so.

I consider myself counterdicted.

[gh444]

first the personal insults then the spelling. yep, sounds like you guys ran out of anything useful to say.

[stump832]

sounds like you guys ran out of anything useful to say.

Quid pro quo.

[gh444]

do ut des

[smmokan]

How long do steroids stay in the body? I have no fucking idea. I don’t even know how many steroids are commercially available, or made naturally by the body. Hundreds? Thousands? More? I do know one thing though, that all of them don’t stick around for the same length. Some take minutes to disappear. Others take a lot longer.

OK, so let me get this straight- you called me a baseless moron who doesn't know what he's talking about, and then you say that you don't fucking know either? You sir, are a fucking idiot. Unless you can prove me wrong that the steroids these people take don't stay in the system more than a few weeks, then why don't you shut the hell up?

Every time I see a post by you, I immediately think that you're calling someone out because you disagree with their opinion, but you have no factual evidence to back up your argument. You just like spewing from your asshole, trying to make others look bad. Go fuck yourself, dude.

[biggins]

I like steroids 'cause they make my Chrons go bye-bye and my freakishly large tonsils not so freakish large.

You ok Dallas, was "shapoopie" too much salt on the wound?

[Steven S. Dallas]

That shapoopie hurt.

By the way, I'm getting you and your wife the inflatable mattress so you'll think of me every time you bone while camping. I mean even more than you do now.

[CantDog]

OK, so let me get this straight- you called me a baseless moron who doesn't know what he's talking about, and then you say that you don't fucking know either? You sir, are a fucking idiot. Unless you can prove me wrong that the steroids these people take don't stay in the system more than a few weeks, then why don't you shut the hell up?

Every time I see a post by you, I immediately think that you're calling someone out because you disagree with their opinion, but you have no factual evidence to back up your argument. You just like spewing from your asshole, trying to make others look bad. Go fuck yourself, dude.

You should read a little closer. Or here, I'll spell it out for you.

What I attempted to do was the following:
1.establish that you should stop posting because you dont know what you are talking about.
2.establish that what you are talking about is a pretty big topic, and shouldnt be pinned into one statement that you use to prove your point. I even went as far as to talk about all the variables that impact how long steroids stay in the body, in an attempt to emphasize that, guess what, its really hard to make broad sweeping generalizations about them. (Which is what you did). I even used, get this, words from books(OMG ROFL) to show that point. You want some citations?
3.since you described me as knowing everything, I attempted to tell you that in fact, I dont know everything. I even attempted to use some stylistic writing there, you remember that part about how many steroids there were? That was meant to show you that there were a lot. You must of read over that part. Moreso, it was intended to show that because of all the things that play a role in how steroids affect the body, you cannot simply stay, oh yeah, they are they for weeks.

Is that easy enough for you? Or okay, lets put it in the form of a true or false question. here we go:

Steroids stay in the body for more than weeks.

False. They can stay in the body for less than weeks.

Is that easy enough for you? Something else I can help you with now?

Oh one more, 'you just like to call people out because you disagree with their argument'. Yes. I disagree with your argument. Why do I do that? Because your argument is wrong. This whole thing was an attempt to show you that your argument was wrong. Seems like you and mr. gonehucking are the only two people who didnt figure that out.

[iceman]

By the way, I'm getting you and your wife the inflatable mattress so you'll think of me every time you bone while camping. I mean even more than you do now.

haha, more than one funny post in a thread!

That never happens. Lately.

Plus Stump was kinda funny in this thread, he needs props too.

[iceman]

Plus I get a giggle out of Z. all mad, typing away furiously.

[gh444]

You should read a little closer. Or here, I'll spell it out for you.

What I attempted to do was the following:
1.establish that you should stop posting because you dont know what you are talking about.
2.establish that what you are talking about is a pretty big topic, and shouldnt be pinned into one statement that you use to prove your point. I even went as far as to talk about all the variables that impact how long steroids stay in the body, in an attempt to emphasize that, guess what, its really hard to make broad sweeping generalizations about them. (Which is what you did). I even used, get this, words from books(OMG ROFL) to show that point. You want some citations?
3.since you described me as knowing everything, I attempted to tell you that in fact, I dont know everything. I even attempted to use some stylistic writing there, you remember that part about how many steroids there were? That was meant to show you that there were a lot. You must of read over that part. Moreso, it was intended to show that because of all the things that play a role in how steroids affect the body, you cannot simply stay, oh yeah, they are they for weeks.

Is that easy enough for you? Or okay, lets put it in the form of a true or false question. here we go:

Steroids stay in the body for more than weeks.

False. They can stay in the body for less than weeks.

Is that easy enough for you? Something else I can help you with now?

Oh one more, 'you just like to call people out because you disagree with their argument'. Yes. I disagree with your argument. Why do I do that? Because your argument is wrong. This whole thing was an attempt to show you that your argument was wrong. Seems like you and mr. gonehucking are the only two people who didnt figure that out.

show me a performance enhancing steroid (in a volume that actually enhances performance)that you can test clean after taking (in any form) within two weeks, without masking. You can't. Period. So yes the steroids he is refering to, last longer than "weeks". I'd ask for my money back on that education. Amazing that you couldn't find a decent school in the Boston area.