Clemons signs with the Yankees

[Long Duck Dong]

Fuck fuck fuck

Sounds like someone didn't get their Delta upgrade.

[Benny Profane]

Doesn't she look like Jennifer Aniston with fake boobs and overworked abs?

[fez]

yeah, pretty much.
maybe now clemens, a-rod, and jeter can have a chest waxing circle jerk.

[Steven S. Dallas]

maybe now clemens, a-rod, and jeter can have a chest waxing circle jerk.

I believe going smooth is Yankee team policy. God, they are a classy organization.

[smmokan]

I think Schilling's chronic case of diarrhea mouth has been contracted by Big Papi. Sometimes you just have to know when to stop talking.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2863623

[The AD]

Where was he then??

Doing his job.

[Nitro]

Clemens is the biggest joke of them all. Lets see, he retires, can't get drug tested, stops doing roids just before his announcement, comes out of retirement, walla, greatest pitcher ever.

Frigg'n joke. Clemens is a Fraud.

[smmokan]

Steroids stay in your system longer than a few weeks.

I'm not saying that I don't believe he did or didn't do them- but that theory doesn't hold a glass of water.

[ECbum]

Clemens has not used steroids...enough already.

[Benny Profane]

sure, sure, just like Palmeiro. Oh, and Rose only bet on his team to win. yup.
And, and, Sadddam and Bin Laden were good buddies. The check's in the mail. KMart just got a foot of fresh. I won't come in your......

[CantDog]

Steroids stay in your system longer than a few weeks.

I'm not saying that I don't believe he did or didn't do them- but that theory doesn't hold a glass of water.

Here's a novel idea, stop posting. I'd wager that 3900 of your posts are stupid shit you read on yankees.com, heard on fox news, or from a case of 'colorado radness disease'.

For instance, 'steroids stay in your system longer than a few weeks.' Go read a fucking textbook instead of posting on the internet.

[gh444]

Here's a novel idea, stop posting. I'd wager that 3900 of your posts are stupid shit you read on yankees.com, heard on fox news, or from a case of 'colorado radness disease'.

For instance, 'steroids stay in your system longer than a few weeks.' Go read a fucking textbook instead of posting on the internet.

its amazing how stupid Red Sox fans are. try a little homework


DECA - DURABOLIN
NORANDREN
DECA-DURABOL
DECA - DURABOL
TURINABOL DEPOT
ANABOLICUM
DYNABOLAN NANDROLONE DECANOATE NANDROLONE UNDECANOATE 17 - 18 MONTHS
DURABOLIN
TURINABOL
FENOBOLIN
ANABOLIN NANDROLONE PHENYLPROPIONATE 11 - 12 MONTHS
DIANABOL (INJECT)
D-BOL (INJECT) METHANDIENONE (INJECTABLE) 5 MONTHS
ULTRAGAN 100
MAXIGAN
GANABOL
EQUIPOISE
EQUIGAN BOLDENONE UNDECYLENATE 4 - 5 MONTHS
FINAJECT
FINJET
FINAPLIX TREMBOLONE ACETATE 4 - 5 MONTHS
TESTOSTERONE CYPIONATE TESTOSTERONE CYPIONATE 3 MONTHS
PRIMOTESTON DEPOT
TESTOSTERONE 200 DEPOT
TESTOSTERONE HYPTYLATE
TESTOSTERONA 200
TESTOSTERONE DEPOT TESTOSTERONE ENANTHATE 3 MONTHS
STEN
SUSTANON 250
SOSTENON 250
DURATESTON 250 TESTOSTERONE MIXES 3 MONTHS
ANADROL 50
ANAPOLON
OXYBOLONE
OXYMETHOLONE
HEMOGENIN OXYMETHOLONE 2 MONTHS
STENOX
HALOTESTIN FLUOXYMESTERONE 2 MONTHS
WINSTROL DEPOT
WINSTROL
STROMBAJECT
STROMBA
WINSTROLV
STANOLV STANOZOLOL (INJECT) 2 MONTHS
NILEVAR NORETHANDROLONE 5 - 6 WEEKS
PROVIRON MESTEROLONE 5 - 6 WEEKS
PARABOLAN TREMBOLONE HEXAHYDROBENZYLCARBONATE 4 - 5 WEEKS
DIANABOL (ORAL)
D-BOL (ORAL) METHANDIENONE (ORAL) 5 - 6 WEEKS
PRIMOBOLAN DEPOT (INJECTABLE) METHENOLONE ENANTHATE 4 - 5 WEEKS
ANAVAR
LIPIDEX
OXANDROLONE SPA OXANDROLONE 3 WEEKS
WINSTROL (TABS)
STANOLV
STROMBA
STANOZOLOL (ORAL) 3 WEEKS
TESOSTERONA 25/ 50
TESTOVIRON TESTOSTERONE PROPIONATE 2 WEEKS
ANDRIOL TESTOSTERONE UNDECONOATE 1 WEEK
SPIROPENT
NOVEGAM
OXYFLUX CLENBUTEROL 4 - 5 DAYS
TESTOSUS 100
TESTOSTERONE AQUEOUS
TESTOSTERONE SUSPENSION TESTOSTERONE SUSPENSION 1-3 DAYS

[Steven S. Dallas]

try a little homework

I think that Cant did more than a little homework while getting his masters in cognitive neurobiology, and I'm also pretty sure it consisted of more than a quick google search.

its amazing how stupid Red Sox fans are.

It's amazing how stupid you, Aaron, sound when you post stuff like this.

[stump832]

I think that Cant did more than a little homework while getting his masters in cognitive neurobiology, and I'm also pretty sure it consisted of more than a quick google search.

Do you have a copy-and-paste to prove that?

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

[danimal's dead]

I was a Yankees fan and a bosox fan back in the 80's when both franchises couldn't win chit.

I loved Don Mattingly and I loved Clemens, I never loved Boggs but respected him as a great hitter.

Anyway Clemens is the last of that generation and I appreciate his longevity even more because he has done it as a power pitcher not a Phil Neikro spitballer. As for his offseason rehab, I know he got that big punching his arm into a garbage can full of corn, I've seen the tape people, believe it.

And cut the guy some slack, people his age are asking if they're too old to ski, hell if I play catch for 20 minutes my arm is sore the next day, how could anyone his age pitch a full major league season.

Anyway, the Yanks and Bosox are the Man United and Chelsea of MLB, it's more fun now to root for the small and mid-market teams.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied.

Remember when I said I was saving egg nog and baking sugar cookies for you? I drank it all this weekend, and ate all the cookies, too.

[gh444]

I think that Cant did more than a little homework while getting his masters in cognitive neurobiology, and I'm also pretty sure it consisted of more than a quick google search.

It's amazing how stupid you, Aaron, sound when you post stuff like this.

then you'd think he'd know that the amount of time that a substance stays in the body has nothing to do with people using it to cheat. Its all about masking it. Any college football player, olympic hopeful or minor league baseball player can tell you that.

[smmokan]

Here's a novel idea, stop posting. I'd wager that 3900 of your posts are stupid shit you read on yankees.com, heard on fox news, or from a case of 'colorado radness disease'.

For instance, 'steroids stay in your system longer than a few weeks.' Go read a fucking textbook instead of posting on the internet.

OK asshole, how long do steroids stay in your system? You're telling me that they can be completely gone from detection a week after you take them?

Easy on the "I'm too big for my own fucking pants" posts dude- you must be the fucking smartest man alive, and you probably feel really cool for calling people out... I only posted that because its what I thought- sorry I'm not looking shit up in medical textbooks that I don't have before I post.

[stump832]

then you'd think he'd know that the amount of time that a substance stays in the body has nothing to do with people using it to cheat. Its all about masking it. Any college football player, olympic hopeful or minor league baseball player can tell you that.

What's your point, dude?

[Brock Landers]

then you'd think he'd know that the amount of time that a substance stays in the body has nothing to do with people using it to cheat. Its all about masking it. Any college football player, olympic hopeful or minor league baseball player can tell you that.

your post earlier talked about the length of time its in the system. noone has mentioned masking. dont change the subject when you got owned by a neurobiologist.

[Steven S. Dallas]

then you'd think he'd know that the amount of time that a substance stays in the body has nothing to do with people using it to cheat. Its all about masking it.

I don't really recall that being part of the conversation, so I really have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

[stump832]

I don't really recall that being part of the conversation, so I really have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

Don't think I forgot about this eggnog/sugar cookie transgression. This will not stand, man.

[gh444]

He hasn't actually shown anything to the contrary, on time that steroids are detectable.

[Steven S. Dallas]

I also ate all the Frusen Glädjé.

Yeah, that's a fucking umlaut.

[gh444]

I don't really recall that being part of the conversation, so I really have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

really, steroid use and clemens ability to avoid testing hasn't been part of this thread? could have fooled me.