The Pedophile

[doublediamond223]

is the name of our massive beer bong

(yes, I actually do have fuckin nekkid pics of the girl in the red)





Phone pics, quality is shit, sorry. I'm drunk as fuck. Happy cinco de mayo!

[P_McPoser]

Uhh..... Dude you're friends look like girls. And keep the naked pics, that's pretty gay.

[Free Range Lobster]

Why isn't the collar popped on that teal polo shirt?

[AsheanMT]

Nope! Its no good. I've made more beer bongs than most and I found out long ago that its not a beer bong if it has all those angles and offshoots. That fucks up the flow rate entirely! If you're gonna make a "Big" one then you're gonna have to run some tube from the second floor to the ground and make sure that its very straight with absolutely no junctions.

This blunder makes you a beer bong JONG!
However, you get 5 points for the attempt. Get it right next time!!

[warthog]

Why isn't the collar popped on that teal polo shirt?

Seems like an opportunity missed.

He'll regret that when he looks at these photos in the future.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Uhh..... Dude you're friends look like girls

You're a hick.

[HotCarl]

Why isn't the collar popped on that teal polo shirt?

Sick burn

[72Twenty]

I'm Chris Hanson, Dateline NBC....

[doublediamond223]

Uhh..... Dude you're friends look like girls. And keep the naked pics, that's pretty gay.

Of the girl you idiot.

[RootSkier]

Hey, I've seen your show.

[wicked_sick]

I'm disappointed in that beer bong, and those who are using it.

you do not lie on the floor and drink beer.

You do not need more than one funnel

You do not drink coors light.

Thanks for sharing though. Here's our beer bong. 5L gascan coupled with 2"ID tubing and a great big valve. Keep it simple.

The hardware store lady asked if I was plumbing a hot tub. The hose will hold a 6pack. In the following video our friend Manny will take 3 beer and a shot or two of rye quite quickly.




He passed out early and was subjected to borderline gay shit (as if this thread needs any more of that)



Moral of the story? don't brag about your alcohol tolerance and then pass out first.

[dirtybryan]

I'm too lazy, but calling all photoshop pros.

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

bonganus prime

[huck4bucks]

Hey, the 70s called and they want their hairdos and sun dress back. Please tell me you stole that shopping cart from Liquor Mart. I know a Boulder scene when I see one.

The problem with drinking on the floor is your head is way too close to Erik Estrada's balls. You should have thought that one through better.

P.S. We're all waiting for the nekkid pics. You can't tease us like that.

[doublediamond223]

Nope! Its no good. I've made more beer bongs than most and I found out long ago that its not a beer bong if it has all those angles and offshoots. That fucks up the flow rate entirely! If you're gonna make a "Big" one then you're gonna have to run some tube from the second floor to the ground and make sure that its very straight with absolutely no junctions.

This blunder makes you a beer bong JONG!
However, you get 5 points for the attempt. Get it right next time!!

I didn't build it, I just hit it.

My roomate put $70 into it though.

You do not drink coors light.

It's better than keystone light. We were drinking Coronas, of course. The coors was for beer pong and the pedophile only.

Good work on yours, our valves are better though.

Hey, the 70s called and they want their hairdos and sun dress back. Please tell me you stole that shopping cart from Liquor Mart. I know a Boulder scene when I see one.

The problem with drinking on the floor is your head is way too close to Erik Estrada's balls. You should have thought that one through better.

P.S. We're all waiting for the nekkid pics. You can't tease us like that.

Agreed on the hairdos and clothing. I'm taking the picture, not in it. No idea where they stole the cart from.

Nekkid pics ain't happening.

[Free Range Lobster]

It's better than keystone light. We were drinking Coronas, of course.

Of COURSE you were drinking weasel piss.

Agreed on the hairdos and clothing.

They're your friends, therefore you are gay by association, pop that collar yet?
Wait till the 70's come back, they're gonna kick all your asses.

Nekkid pics ain't happening.

We never expected them because they don't exist.

[doublediamond223]

Perhaps I should add 1000x less cool than FRL to my sig.

[G]

If I were the guy in the yellow hat, I'd totally regurgitate a quart of beer back into the hose while the other guy was drinking.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

Why isn't the collar popped on that teal polo shirt?

Bwaahh. That might have made my whole day.

[Free Range Lobster]

Bwaahh. That might have made my whole day.

If I've made one person's Monday tolerable, then my job here is complete.

[Tippster]

I never got the point of Beer Bongs. Then again I actually like the taste of beer.

[William Murderface]

I never got the point of Beer Bongs. Then again I actually like the taste of beer.

They are a must if you are drinking 3.2

[Kevo]

Hey, the 70s called and they want their hairdos and sun dress back. Please tell me you stole that shopping cart from Liquor Mart. I know a Boulder scene when I see one.

If you knew the Boulder scene, you would know that Liquor Mart Shopping carts have green accents instead of red accents.

This is the "Waco scene". At least it appears he is making the best of a bad situation. (that situation being, of course, what must be a horrible party scene at Baylor which is the largest Baptist university in the world.)

[Tippster]

They are a must if you are drinking 3.2

3.2 beer makes the Baby Jeebus cry. No wonder - he no likey Beerbongs either.

[Squatch]

heh. my friend did a 23% homebrew batch. Bong that shit at your peril. It was like superbeer.