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    vibes to the drunk underage boulder asswipe...

    who rear ended me while a passenger in one of my best friends cars this afternoon. Underage douchenozzle, gave me, what is sure to be the worst case of whiplash that I ever had. Drunk dick, swerving through traffic, didn't even hit his brakes prior to rear ending us in a 91 subraru, him in a lifted cherokee with a killer metal bumper. My buddy saw him coming and tried to gas it, but we had nowhere to go, dead stop in traffic near the light at 28th and pearl. 3 people stopped to give witness that he was driving like a shitdick. Cops, field tested, crinkle approved, go to jail ya fuggin cunt. Young wipper snapper probably rolling out of kinetics wasted. First cop on scene was a statey trying to catch up to him after numerous reports from people calling in about his driving. Sweetness. My neck is feeling better after a little ice and pain killer. Now how about some tequilla, tomorrow is gonna really suck.
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Gosey is really getting out of control at this point.

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    Sorry to hear that. Take care of your neck and back.

    First time drunk drivers should automatically do jail time and lose their license for 2 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    Gosey is really getting out of control at this point.
    But didn't you hear crinkle? He needs vibes... and bail...
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    You know you want them.....

    ++++++vibes bro, vibes++++++++++

    I already made the decision to stay off the roads tonight.
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    There are a ton of vehicles like that here in Laramie - mainly because of WyoTech. In fact, the WyoTech students that live in the apartment complex on our street have two jacked up Cherokees and a jacked up Wangler with monster bumpers and wenches. This is one of the main reasons we bought an SUV when we had the baby. It sits us up higher and is atleast closer to matching the bumpers of some of these vehicles. Our other car is a 1995 Impreza sedan. These kids are always driving fast, especially on residential streets. I see them run stop signs and basically race each other on a daily basis. And when it snows they think they need to go hot rodding and drift turning around corners - again in residential areas.

    Vibes and I hope you have a full recovery. I'm sorry something like this had to happen to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowtron View Post

    I already made the decision to stay off the roads tonight.
    No doubt huh? I wouldn't mind getting out but with the extra 500 cops on the street tonight in addition to Gosey and his badness, I don't know if it would be a good idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    with monster bumpers and wenches...
    Wenches? Like these?



    ....the horror...

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    Yeah, picture one of those strapped to the front of a 4X4. It's a scary thing, and they can do some SERIOUS damage.

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    yeah this morning is not a happy thing, not as bad as it could be, but now i am realizing my chest hurts from hitting the seat belt too. nothing permenant that I can tell, just overall suckyness and soreness

    gosey is a bitch, i hope he got ass and mouth raped in boulder jail last night. we found out that the driver was not the owner and it was his parents or grandparents truck, i am sure my buddy will get a new car out it, but still, he was pissed, it was a 91 legacy wagon with only 95k on the clock. the rear passenger door, was pinched shut, to give you an idea of how hard we were hit.

    nice one summit
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle View Post
    yeah this morning is not a happy thing, not as bad as it could be, but now i am realizing my chest hurts from hitting the seat belt too. nothing permenant that I can tell, just overall suckyness and soreness

    gosey is a bitch, i hope he got ass and mouth raped in boulder jail last night. we found out that the driver was not the owner and it was his parents or grandparents truck, i am sure my buddy will get a new car out it, but still, he was pissed, it was a 91 legacy wagon with only 95k on the clock. the rear passenger door, was pinched shut, to give you an idea of how hard we were hit.

    nice one summit
    Damn, Crink. Glad that you are okay. Underage drunk drivers are super scary.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crinkle View Post
    who rear ended me while a passenger in one of my best friends cars this afternoon. Underage douchenozzle, gave me, what is sure to be the worst case of whiplash that I ever had. Drunk dick, swerving through traffic, didn't even hit his brakes prior to rear ending us in a 91 subraru, him in a lifted cherokee with a killer metal bumper. My buddy saw him coming and tried to gas it, but we had nowhere to go, dead stop in traffic near the light at 28th and pearl. 3 people stopped to give witness that he was driving like a shitdick. Cops, field tested, crinkle approved, go to jail ya fuggin cunt. Young wipper snapper probably rolling out of kinetics wasted. First cop on scene was a statey trying to catch up to him after numerous reports from people calling in about his driving. Sweetness. My neck is feeling better after a little ice and pain killer. Now how about some tequilla, tomorrow is gonna really suck.
    1) Get yourself checked out by a doc. Now.
    2) Have your friend who was driving report the accident to his insurance. ASAP.

    Do you (and/or your friend who was driving) have uninsured/underinsured motorist insurance (UM/UIM)?
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    Hope that wasn't Nate's ride you're talking about. Either way it sucks. Call in the Strongarm Frank Azar. I'm suprised one of those guys didn't pop up from a manhole and hand you a business card on the scene.

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    --------Vibes----------- to the douchenozzle who hit you.


    (am I the first to send negative vibes?)

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    Quote Originally Posted by thommy21 View Post
    Hope that wasn't Nate's ride you're talking about. Either way it sucks. Call in the Strongarm Frank Azar. I'm suprised one of those guys didn't pop up from a manhole and hand you a business card on the scene.
    That would be unethical. Azar is a douche, however.
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    Just read "High and Mighty", a well done rant against the "arms race" of SUVs on the road, and this is what he predicted in the book - young, inexperienced, enthusiastic, and drunk kids driving these things like assholes.

    Get to a doctor, and then get a lawyer. fuck him. This could bother you for a long time.

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    oh there were plenty of cops there, all has been reported and filed.

    hit by this


    which did this


    and this to nate's subie


    which made him (not sure if he was underage or not) have to do this
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap

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    Damn.


    Vibes.

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    ++ vibes to you. Do not wait to get your neck checked out. I'm starting to have reoccuring pain from a car accident 15 years ago. Good luck in your recovery- you might not feel any effects for a long time. Do what therapy you can now, even if it doesn't really bother you.

    What also sucks is the probable chance that your friend's car will be repaired and not totalled. Unless the frame is bent, the parts are cheap and readily available for that car. Depending on the value- they might just fix it. Take it to the best repairshop!!

    Good luck

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    shit, I've seen that jeep around town with the same douche driving. Unfortunately, I hear juvie is sweet in Boulder county. Still, negative vibes to the cunting asshole.
    ya know, beer is far more than just the world's most perfect breakfast food.

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    Hope the whiplash is feeling better.

    That is probably one of the best intersections for that to have happened at, cause there is so many damn people who got to drive by, watch the kid do the roadside, and fucking laugh at how fucked he was. What a dick.

    this shot is beautiful


    makes me miss boulder though. Larry's is just out of view and salvaggio's and Wahoo's are right there.....

    Did they give you an estimate of how fast he was going when he hit you? Sounds like he was just a complete retard.
    Seriously, this can’t turn into yet another ON3P thread....

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    vibes to your neck and buddies subie +++++


    ps. - I hope that guy gets a big black cock in his ass. I hate drunk drivers.

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    It's off to Subie Heaven , sorry




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    Shitty deal crunk. Hope you're feeling better today.
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    feel better, bud. sorry to hear about it but good talking to you
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