who rear ended me while a passenger in one of my best friends cars this afternoon. Underage douchenozzle, gave me, what is sure to be the worst case of whiplash that I ever had. Drunk dick, swerving through traffic, didn't even hit his brakes prior to rear ending us in a 91 subraru, him in a lifted cherokee with a killer metal bumper. My buddy saw him coming and tried to gas it, but we had nowhere to go, dead stop in traffic near the light at 28th and pearl. 3 people stopped to give witness that he was driving like a shitdick. Cops, field tested, crinkle approved, go to jail ya fuggin cunt. Young wipper snapper probably rolling out of kinetics wasted. First cop on scene was a statey trying to catch up to him after numerous reports from people calling in about his driving. Sweetness. My neck is feeling better after a little ice and pain killer. Now how about some tequilla, tomorrow is gonna really suck.
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