Total lacrosse domination

**smmokan** · 05-04-2007, 08:45 AM

The high school I went to in NY, Corning East, has been a long-time state power in lacrosse. A few state titles, and visits to the finals and semi's every year.... but this past week, they continued what has to be the most impressive sports streak I've seen- they beat our in-town rival, Corning West, for the 97th straight time! Corning West is no slouch either- they're typically the second best team in the section every year. Simply mind-blowing.

**iceman** · 05-04-2007, 09:11 AM

Well everyone knows Lacrosse is bigger in the East than in the West.

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:13 AM

Isn't lacrosse that sport where a bunch of white dudes that are going to ivy league schools run around for a few minutes throwing a ball back and forth?

**Steven S. Dallas** · 05-04-2007, 09:22 AM

Originally Posted by Odin

Isn't lacrosse that sport where a bunch of white dudes that are going to ivy league schools run around for a few minutes throwing a ball back and forth?

You left out the raping part.

**Brock Landers** · 05-04-2007, 09:23 AM

Lacrosse is for kids who couldnt hit a curveball

**smmokan** · 05-04-2007, 09:26 AM

^^^ Exactly.

**iceman** · 05-04-2007, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

Lacrosse is for kids who couldnt hit a curveball

heh, a buddy of mine said the exact same thing to my kid (who still plays baseball).

**pappag** · 05-04-2007, 09:28 AM

That's a pretty impressive. Something similar happened at my high school where the field hockey team ran off 88 straight games without a loss (I think they had 2 or 3 ties). If you were a fourth-year starter when that streak ended, it was your first and last high school loss.

As for lacrosse, it's such a fun sport...it's like hockey and basketball combined into one except it's lightning fast and the goals are way more excited. Used to coach during college and want to get back into it. Most non-fun moment as a goalie was having my cup cracked in half from a bouncing shot from one of our behemoth attackers during practice.

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

You left out the raping part.

Well It is a tender mathematical equation.

Not all lacrosse players are rapists, however many rapists are lacrosse players.....

discuss.

**Dudley** · 05-04-2007, 09:31 AM

Wow... need to chime in here. Baseball = America's Pastime

Lacrosse? Widely know as the fastest game on two feet and a hell of a lot more sweet then dudes in tight pants gettin' to third with eachother.

**Tippster** · 05-04-2007, 09:32 AM

Yeah - lacrosse is so much less athletic than baseball... look at all the fat lacrosse players.

Idiots.

**iceman** · 05-04-2007, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

Yeah - lacrosse is so much less athletic than baseball... look at all the fat lacrosse players.

Idiots.

Who pissed in your cheerios?

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

look at all the fat lacrosse players.

Idiots.

Well YEAH! I mean they would be idiots to be fat in lacrosse.

It would hinder their running skills.

(and possibly if they were a rapist, their running skills again)

**pappag** · 05-04-2007, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Who pissed in your cheerios?

My guess is Chemical Ali' The Wax Master, but that's just a hunch.

**irul&ublo** · 05-04-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by smmokan

Total lacrosse domination .

Were any strippers sodomized?

**smmokan** · 05-04-2007, 09:40 AM

Originally Posted by Dudley

Lacrosse? Widely know as the fastest game on two feet and a hell of a lot more sweet then dudes in tight pants gettin' to third with eachother.

It sure as hell isn't the "fastest game on two feet" when they pass the ball in circles around the crease for 3 minutes before one guy goes in for a shot. Sometimes lacrosse can be more boring than watching golf- but yeah, its a fun sport. I played for 5-6 years before I had to choose baseball or lax, since they were during the same season. I chose baseball.

**Tippster** · 05-04-2007, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

Who pissed in your cheerios?

A Baseball player, I think.

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by Tippster

A Baseball player, I think.

Did it taste like sterroids?

**Tippster** · 05-04-2007, 09:45 AM

So THAT'S why my testicles finally dropped....

BLOOD SWEAT STEEL · 05-04-2007, 09:47 AM

Sorry, Smmokan. These fellas are the only two who can lay claim to the title "Total Lacrosse Domination."

**smmokan** · 05-04-2007, 09:48 AM

The Gait's... I used to have the poster of those guys jumping from the back of the crease hanging on my wall.

The Powells were pretty close to that too.

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:48 AM

Only those two? The rest of the team must think they are assholes..... or rapists.

**Tippster** · 05-04-2007, 09:50 AM

Once mighty Syracuse didn't make the NCAA's this year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

**Odin** · 05-04-2007, 09:53 AM

They did however make a post in the padded room on teton gravity researches website, so as the press release from the team SOUNDLY says.

"We are ok with that."

**wingspan** · 05-04-2007, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by BLOOD SWEAT STEEL

Sorry, Smmokan. These fellas are the only two who can lay claim to the title "Total Lacrosse Domination."

For the most part you're right, once you include Casey and Ryan Powell (Mike didn't really dominate...he did do a backflip though)...but there's a few more that could be added to the list...