Spring Fever

**meatdrink9** · 04-27-2007, 02:58 PM

Holy crap I've got it bad. I wish I could sluff school to go drink in the parking lot or maybe blow out of work early and go play outside. I really need to get some sort of obligations to blow off. Maybe I can just leave my girl at daycare over the weekend or something?

I'll be pouring a drink and sitting on the deck right after I get that girl.

**Below Zero** · 04-27-2007, 03:00 PM

You could challenge someone to a photo ski off! That's the hot shit right now of TGR!

**lemon boy** · 04-27-2007, 03:01 PM

easy: make a large list of honeydos for yourself.

start blowing them off.

**meatdrink9** · 04-27-2007, 03:07 PM

Vodka, Redbull, splash of cran.

That's all that's on my list.

**MOHSHSIHd** · 04-27-2007, 03:09 PM

Its in full force here in the republic....drinking and playing bocce right now....horseshoes is next....

**Buster Highmen** · 04-27-2007, 03:10 PM

Time to wrap yourself in newspapers, tin foil and duct tape and form a kazoo band:

**meatdrink9** · 04-27-2007, 03:17 PM

I was thinking about maybe blowing off making a marketing campaign for a product I'd make up that the maybe does something new and amazing. Maybe it's food that pre-shits itself so after you've eaten it you won't have to shit, because the food already took a shit just before you ate it. We'd shape all of the food items like breasts (everybody's racing for boobs these days anyway) and just before you eat the boob shaped food it takes a crap. It could be huge for outdoorsy types (think backpacking trips) or girls or even people with exploded colons.

**Super G** · 04-27-2007, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

I was thinking about maybe blowing off making a marketing campaign for a product I'd make up that the maybe does something new and amazing. Maybe it's food that pre-shits itself so after you've eaten it you won't have to shit, because the food already took a shit just before you ate it. We'd shape all of the food items like breasts (everybody's racing for boobs these days anyway) and just before you eat the boob shaped food it takes a crap. It could be huge for outdoorsy types (think backpacking trips) or girls or even people with exploded colons.

Ummmm yeah. You need to start drinking NOW!!!

**Buster Highmen** · 04-27-2007, 03:33 PM

1) Practice shopping basket drills on your driveway.

2) Prepare for Esalen style gestalt shopping exercises to be deployed at a WalMart near you.

3) Decorate your home with steaks dressed in baby clothes and invite your neighbors.

4) Festoon your car with vegetables and ribbons.

5) Take your vacuum cleaner out for a walk.

6) Set up a tub in the front yard and spend hours washing all the funky condiment bottles from your fridge.

**JoshP** · 04-27-2007, 03:41 PM

^ I really like no. 3.

Spring fever is in full force in my ADHD riddled mind right now. 1 hour and 20 minutes til my bitch ass is drinking a beer though, hell yeah

.

The last hour, my "productivity":
Hit TGR
Hit Pinkbike
Hit MTBR
Hit Ridemonkey
Check my email
Repeat

**tradygirl** · 04-27-2007, 04:16 PM

^^^ I love my husband.

Me thinks a Bocce Ball game at the park is going down tonight.

**Odin** · 04-27-2007, 04:23 PM

MD9,

you could burn me some of that sweet sweet tang you call you an ipod.

I'm sure there is a way I could pay you back.

**ptavv** · 04-27-2007, 04:30 PM

Go to a 24 hour food grocery store sometime after 10 PM. Begin building a fort in the toilet paper aisle with the large toilet paper packages. Expand your fort as far as possible before the invaders discover you.

Or, you could yell at TGR posters located very near to you geographically who are antisocial jerks (read: Odin).

**Odin** · 04-27-2007, 04:37 PM

Hey now.... I was watching you from a distance at that taco bell ALL DAY LONG!

**jibij** · 04-27-2007, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by meatdrink9

Vodka, Redbull, splash of cran.

That's all that's on my list.

Haven't had one of those since you moved. I have the ingredients and a water bottle. I'll be cross-eyed in an hour.

**jepilot** · 04-27-2007, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by JoshP

The last hour, my "productivity":
Hit TGR
Hit Pinkbike
Hit MTBR
Hit Ridemonkey
Check my email
Repeat

Glad I'm not the only one. I've been 'working' on a 4-page paper for a day now, and I'm still not finished. My list is something like

TGR
SAC
Facebook
Backcountry Sale Section
cnn
email
Repeat

**JGB** · 04-27-2007, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

easy: make a large list of honeydos for yourself.

start blowing them off.

these are words of a wise man. I've doing this on a daily basis for many years now, and I gotta tell yeah, its a wonderful life

**Crinkle** · 04-27-2007, 09:18 PM

work super hard all day, get done at 3
pack bike up
ride said bike
smile endlessly about riding and while riding
read jr a story, puts him right out
3 Michelobs
they were a gift and taste pretty decent right,
now when's the last time you stopped watching your weight in the rear-veiw
mirror, while slathering yourself in Crisco and chuggin whole milk?

did I mention I just got back from the garage?