I love my cube!!!!!! and other random Friday thoughts

**rightcoast** · 03-12-2004, 02:01 PM

if that thing had a transition on the bottom it would be fun to try to drop in on a skateboard

**Platinum Pete** · 03-12-2004, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by The AD
I thought everyone on this board was a dentist. I didn't realize we had any dam salesmen!

I am a dental dam salesman.

**el_jefe** · 03-12-2004, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Obstruction
Word Problems (worth 10 points)
Cantdog is spending 7hrs overnight at logan airport. He has 3 percosets, a handful of tylenol 3 and some 20 year old quaaludes. What should he consume and in what sequence to stay sedated for the duration?

Extra Credit: How many times will the state troopah wallop him with his nightstick when he pukes on his shiny boots?

cantdog should perform the following actions in this sequence:

1. find the most comfy looking set of chairs or floorspace in logan and pile all available luggage there
2. lay down on chairs/floor and on top of luggage
3. eat 2 percosets immediately
4. hide the last percoset in the pocket of his jeans, and save the tylenol 3 for numbing the aches and pains he will experience from ripping up western pow
5. throw away the old and useless 'ludes in anticipation of his eventual meeting with the state-ey
6. turn up his walkman with plenty o' bob marley

EC:
that'd be a wicked lottah hits theyah, mistah!

**TomK** · 03-12-2004, 02:42 PM

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Originally posted by The AD
Why do people who drive trucks always back in to parking spaces?
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It's an insurance driven safety thing. Many low speed accidents occur while backing out of a parking space. Especially if the view to the rear is blocked.

Parking lot strategy is covered in professional driving courses.

Best = Pull-thru an empty slot and park in the one ahead so that you can pull straight out.
Better = Back into an empty slot. People tend to pay better attention when parking than pulling out.
Fair = Nose in parking. To be avoided if possible.

**altachic** · 03-12-2004, 02:54 PM

I'm wondering if KQ took buzz's advice...

It's really warm here...50 degrees at the base of Germania, made for some soft turns this morning.

I think i'll ride my bike after work.

I am sassy today...paging Dantheman

I like Bob Marely-Chant down Babylon, that's some good shit.

I don't care that I'm getting absolutely nothing done.

What a great day

**The AD** · 03-12-2004, 03:02 PM

Originally posted by TomK
It's an insurance driven safety thing.

I can't imagine most people are thinking of insurance statistics when they're parking their cars.

Here's my gut feeling. There are two primary factors:
1) easier to pull in straight in reverse, especially in a longer truck.
2) subconscious need to prove backing up prowess--similar to backing a trailer, etc.!

**Buzzworthy** · 03-12-2004, 03:03 PM

Originally posted by altachic
I'm wondering if KQ took buzz's advice...

It's really warm here...50 degrees at the base of Germania, made for some soft turns this morning.

I think i'll ride my bike after work.

I am sassy today...paging Dantheman

I like Bob Marely-Chant down Babylon, that's some good shit.

I don't care that I'm getting absolutely nothing done.

What a great day

Yup, what she said minus the turns for me and the DantheMan thing.

Paging KQ (or are you still busy?), inquiring minds want to know.

Oh and I am a salesman, not a dam salesman, or even a shit salesman, but I could use a dentist. Been a while.

**rightcoast** · 03-12-2004, 03:10 PM

i wish i was here
http://www.thebeachcomber.com/beach/beachcam.htm

man, 20 foot swells at 14 seconds...i wish the water wasnt 38 degrees

**Brett's Anus** · 03-12-2004, 03:15 PM

i wish brett would get his head out of me

**mildbill.** · 03-12-2004, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by rightcoast
i wish i was here
http://www.thebeachcomber.com/beach/beachcam.htm

man, 20 foot swells at 14 seconds...i wish the water wasnt 38 degrees

dood that's fahkin retahheded! ahh, summahtime at the beachcombah.

**rightcoast** · 03-12-2004, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by mildbill.
dood that's fahkin retahheded! ahh, summahtime at the beachcombah.

im usually surfing/pounding vodka and mtn dew slightly down the beach from there. longnook/coast guard/ head of the meadow.
whereeva the most recent noheastah deposited the best sandbah.

**el_jefe** · 03-12-2004, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by rightcoast
coast guard/ head of the meadow.

oh gahd, don't get me stahted on coast gaaahd...

why do i live 1100 miles from the nearest wave again???

**rightcoast** · 03-12-2004, 03:37 PM

when its 4 feet or so, and it is peeling left from that point, damn thats a funass wave. i miss surfing.

**sea2ski** · 03-12-2004, 03:56 PM

Porterhouse, look at the wax buildup on those shoes. This is fine Italian leather...

Ted. Stryker · 03-12-2004, 04:13 PM

Originally posted by Brett's Anus
why do girls that ride horses have such ugly looking butts?

Since when do you look at girls butts?

**Platinum Pete** · 03-12-2004, 04:14 PM

Girls, rub on your titties
That's right, I said "rub on your titties"
Inner city gritty committee pity the fool that
act shitty in the midst of the calm and witty

Some might even say this song is sexistist
'cause I asked the girls to rub on their breastestest
Whether you're riding on trains or in Lexuses
Gotta admit that my style impresseses

- Pharoh Monch

**FreakofSnow** · 03-12-2004, 04:24 PM

Peter, whats happening?

**freshies** · 03-12-2004, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by FreakofSnow
Peter, whats happening?

\Ummmmm, yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhh........

**truth** · 03-12-2004, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by altachic
I'm wondering if KQ took buzz's advice...

Altachic ====> So gay right now!

**EPSkis** · 03-12-2004, 04:46 PM

It is now 5:46pm EST.

I would like to confirm my earlier comment about people being imbiciles.

That, and I still have 45 minutes of work before I can spend an hour & 1/2 driving home.

That is all.

KQ · 03-12-2004, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by altachic
I'm wondering if KQ took buzz's advice...

The only advice I'm taking today is from my email inbox:

Yes, YES I NEED IT ALL!!!

The free viagra, the penis enlargement, the prescription medications, the hot lonely housewives.......SEND THEM ALL TO ME NOW!!!!

I can no longer resist the siren song of your constant emails. I must clicky - I have to look!!! Maybe I'm a winner!!! Is that my Ebay auction you have a question about? Can I get a lower rate on my LS9000? Please....yes....send it!

Oh yeah, oh yeah OH YEAH!!!!

**altachic** · 03-12-2004, 04:50 PM

BWA!!

That's kinda funny actually...if you ask natty or dantheman about my friend *******...they would say "yeah, she wants Liz, bad"

Too bad i'm not into that...dan could be a lucky, lucky man. Ok, i'll stop now, way too much info i just let out.