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    Beaten by strippers

    Here is a story about what can happen at a bachelor party when
    you turn the strippers loose on a guy. Some of them really hate guys
    and use those shows to get back at them.
    So has anyone ever witnessed similar behavior ?

    Strippers Busted In Birthday Bash
    Trio arrested for rough whacking, whipping of party boy, 31
    JULY 11--If The Smoking Gun is known for anything, it's our diligent efforts to point out the dangers of gentlemen's clubs. Our latest cautionary tale of pleasure's pitfalls comes from Jacksonville, Arkansas, where a trio of strippers is facing criminal charges for the onstage beating a male patron with a wood paddle and a leather whip. According to a Pulaski County Sheriff's Office report, truck driver Keith Lowery told investigators that he was handcuffed to a pole at the Sensations club and set upon by the dancers during a June 17 visit. Lowery, who was celebrating his 31st birthday with pals who paid $25 for his ceremonial birthday whuppin', said that he was injured when the 4:30 AM stunt went too far. He claimed that he "begged" management to stop the paddling/whipping, but that his plea was rejected. After a bruised Lowery contacted cops, three dancers and two Sensations managers were arrested and charged with a felony count of obscene performance in a public place (the strippers also were hit with a misdemeanor battery count). Below you'll find mug shots of the three dancers and a female manager (sorry, we didn't have space for the male manager's picture). The women, scheduled for an August 4 District Court appearance, are, clockwise from upper left, Kelly Eslick, 21; Lisa Nolen, 23; Charlene Smith, 23; and manager Dena Mitchell, 30. (2 pages)

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    Where are the photos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beaver View Post
    Where are the photos?

    You suck at the internet JONG.
    Agreed. And it is pretty much a certainty if you name your daughter, Charlene, she is going to end up taking her clothes off for money.
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    Seriously.

    You didn't include the photos.

    What...............what the hell, man?
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    ew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smalls View Post


    ew.
    Are you serious? Bottom left is a total hog, but the other three I would totally hit. Although between the four of them, I bet they have seen more cock than the urinals at Soldier Field.
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    That strip club must have been in Appalachia ...or England.
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    Guys went to a booby-bar to see that choice talent?

    Note to self: Stay out of Arkansas
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    Is bottom left that fat kid from American Idol?
    Decisions Decisions

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    This should be a question on the SAT's... Three of these women are strippers. Which one does not belong?

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    I'd do some things to the girl on the top right, shes hot. The others, not so much. I would have choked top right girl, the other three, I would have just punched in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrDirt View Post
    This should be a question on the SAT's... Three of these women are strippers. Which one does not belong?
    Which ONE???
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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    ya know how they make the girls who aren't so hot, or a little chubby, work as cocktail waitresses in strip clubs? I'd hate to see what they look like in that place....
    Tough stuff down there in Arkansas.
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    That's terrible!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Is bottom left that fat kid from American Idol?
    well played.

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    What's with the one on the bottom left? (actually all of them) That place should've been hit with cruelty charges as well, trying to pass off chicks like that as strippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    That strip club must have been in Appalachia ...or England.
    pfffft... they're nothing 12 pints of cooking lager won't fix.

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    That picture could've been taken in Wisconsin too.

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    Dibs on the brunette!

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