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  1. 04-18-2007, 10:03 PM #1
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    Smile "He would put a condom on his penis before he put it inside your sister,"

    is all I said.

    Then Mrs phUnk gets all offended and calls me a perv for trying to hook her cute younger sister with a climbing friend of mine.

    I would expect a big sister to accept nothing less for her younger sister.
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  2. 04-18-2007, 10:16 PM #2
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  3. 04-18-2007, 10:16 PM #3
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    I dont get it...youre just trying to help
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  4. 04-18-2007, 10:17 PM #4
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    She just can't imagine that any friend of yours could be good enough for her, obviously.
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  5. 04-18-2007, 10:28 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    She just can't imagine that any friend of yours could be good enough for her, obviously.
    Shit. It's not like I suggested hooking her sister up with Odin or any of you other shlubs.
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  6. 04-18-2007, 11:12 PM #6
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    pics of sister?
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  7. 04-18-2007, 11:26 PM #7
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    Sounds like she gets around.
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  8. 04-18-2007, 11:29 PM #8
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    Mrs phUnk probably thinks her sister is still a virgin.


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  9. 04-18-2007, 11:32 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by phUnk View Post
    Shit. It's not like I suggested hooking her sister up with Odin or any of you other shlubs.
    I TOLD you that I would convert for her.
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  10. 04-19-2007, 12:33 AM #10
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    Because putting a condom inside her sister without a penis inside it would be, like, wierd. Duh.
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  11. 04-19-2007, 01:43 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by hop View Post
    pics of sister?

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  12. 04-19-2007, 07:15 AM #12
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  13. 04-19-2007, 08:34 AM #13
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    I'm not sure what Mrs. Phunk was expecting. I'd be psyched to get that kind of ringing endorsement from one of my friends.
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  14. 04-19-2007, 09:25 AM #14
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  15. 04-19-2007, 09:33 AM #15
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    Clearly over reaction...it's not like your buddy was planning to go anal on the first date.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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  16. 04-19-2007, 02:25 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Clearly over reaction...it's not like your buddy was planning to go anal on the first date.
    Exactly, he's a fucking gentleman.
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  17. 04-19-2007, 02:26 PM #17
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  18. 04-19-2007, 02:36 PM #18
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    Shocking that the use of the words penis and sister in the same sentence when addressing the Mrs. resulted in a rebuke. These things are just not predictable.
    "A lot o' people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch o' unconnected incidents 'n things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice o' coincidence that lays on top o' everything."
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  19. 04-19-2007, 02:38 PM #19
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    This thread is useless w/o pics.
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  20. 04-19-2007, 03:39 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Clearly over reaction...it's not like your buddy was planning to go anal on the first date.
    I'll be there tomorrow.
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