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  1. 04-18-2007, 08:53 AM #1
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    Don't ask, don't tele

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  2. 04-18-2007, 08:54 AM #2
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    Whoa, talk about double poling.
    "Unfortunately, Meadows mgmt/marketing found out about the PR stash and published it on their trail map."
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  4. 04-18-2007, 09:01 AM #4
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    Face shots on brokeback mountain.
    Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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    I saw these guys from Collins lift. You should have heard the applause and laughter. I can't believe the outfits...I mean, one purple outfit like that is bad enough but how the hell did they find a matching second???
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    i didn't realize rontel was back in town...
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  10. 04-18-2007, 09:53 AM #10
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    Is it Noah and Jonah again? All the colors of the homo rainbow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ski_adk View Post
    I saw these guys from Collins lift. You should have heard the applause and laughter. I can't believe the outfits...I mean, one purple outfit like that is bad enough but how the hell did they find a matching second???
    they were at alta!?!?!? i didn't think they allowed that type in mo-mo-ville!
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  12. 04-18-2007, 09:54 AM #12
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    Shouldn't the taller guy be in front?
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  14. 04-18-2007, 10:33 AM #14
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    The guy in front even has the "san-francisco-slippers" on...
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  16. 04-18-2007, 11:07 AM #16
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    what happens if they beater?
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  17. 04-18-2007, 11:14 AM #17
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    i don't think so

    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    Is it Noah and Jonah again? All the colors of the homo rainbow?
    i think they're currently skiing in AK.
    "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti
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  18. 04-18-2007, 11:14 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    Is it Noah and Jonah again? All the colors of the homo rainbow?
    That would be my guess, although I imagine PowderWhore07 will be like 15 minutes long. . .
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  19. 04-18-2007, 11:24 AM #19
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    the only thing that can make pic gayer would be if they were doing it on miniskis
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    I think the thread title is genius.
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    The one in the rear is wearing a helmet for their protection.
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    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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    That would be money on a gaper day.

    The double ski is actually pretty hard, without proper cordination the whole thing flies apart. My cousin and I did it this year for a pond skiming day, later we tried to take it off a 20ish table. We crashed and the damn thing tore apart, if you ever try it make sure your in the back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    I think the thread title is genius.
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  25. 04-18-2007, 12:16 PM #25
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    I've mentioned this before, but I read an article about Shane McConkey and Tyler Hamilton (of cycling doping fame) and how they both raced at the same college. At one race they both got dq'ed on the first run of one day, so they spent the rest of the day riding a pair of tandem-mounted 235's. Must've been quite a sight.
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