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  1. 04-14-2007, 01:27 AM #1
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    Change for a nickel... applied

    So here's the story...

    Went to a byob titty bar tonight. Part I girls = squad B aka fatty and kinda unattractive in "don't fucking touch me" kinda way... Several hours and lots more beers and Sparks later hot stripper chicks start showing up... I see a girl, whos EXTREMELY fucking hot to be a stripper there, but she's danced but she's not copletely naked (panties.. two pairs I think)... I'm up for a dollar dance... she goes - "were's the dollar"? I say - "Well, you are not naked..." - She says "My pussy is not worth a dollar" - Me: "Heh, well... do you have change for a nickel?"
    We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wi3dzmin View Post
    So here's the story...

    Went to a byob titty bar tonight.
    Whaaaaaaaaaaat??


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    The Lumberyard? Farewell to an old friend?
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    Hahaha classic
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    Quote Originally Posted by wi3dzmin View Post
    So here's the story...

    Went to a byob titty bar tonight. Part I girls = squad B aka fatty and kinda unattractive in "don't fucking touch me" kinda way... Several hours and lots more beers and Sparks later hot stripper chicks start showing up...

    pssstt. Hey buddy. They were the same girls.
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  7. 04-14-2007, 10:29 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeatPuppet View Post
    pssstt. Hey buddy. They were the same girls.
    Zing!



    and wtf is a byob titty bar?


    other than my living room
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  8. 04-14-2007, 11:06 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Whaaaaaaaaaaat??


    How do they make money if they don't charge $8 for a budwieser??
    They charge cover?

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    The Lumberyard? Farewell to an old friend?
    Yup, all moved today. Heading out to CO tomorrow...

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    pssstt. Hey buddy. They were the same girls.
    It was a collective decision that the quality of the content improved as the night went on.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    and wtf is a byob titty bar?


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    We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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  9. 04-16-2007, 09:51 AM #9
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    There is one in Bethlehem PA too, but they only have a B squad.
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  10. 04-16-2007, 11:37 AM #10
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    Saw a guy yesterday at Beaver Creek carrying 188 bros with tele bindings. I asked if he had change- his response, "a little bit". Clearly, he did not understand the concept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wi3dzmin View Post
    It was a collective decision that the quality of the content improved as the night went on.
    He's telling the truth...I was there. The B+ squad made an appearance by the end of the evening. Still not an 'A' crowd by any means, but we had beer so it was ok. I love BYOB
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    This thread is worthless without pics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tuckerman View Post
    This thread is worthless without pics.
    Indeed.

    Cameras are not allowed in a titty bar thou.
    We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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  14. 04-17-2007, 11:21 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by wi3dzmin View Post
    Indeed.

    Cameras are not allowed in a titty bar thou.
    That is what camera phones are for you dumbass.
    If you had a nickel for every nickel he has, you would have a lot of fuckin' nickels!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GheePup View Post
    That is what camera phones are for you dumbass.
    Same problem. It's the camera part of it they really don't like.
    The educational benefit most receive outweighs those that will be lost in the process
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    Quote Originally Posted by GheePup View Post
    That is what camera phones are for you dumbass.
    What Cylax said. It's okay thou, there's no way you'd know if you've never been to one.
    We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
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    in PA a titty bar can't get a liquor license...state law. I think it might only be for fully nude ones tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jepilot View Post
    in PA a titty bar can't get a liquor license...state law. I think it might only be for fully nude ones tho.

    That is why the one near my college was so sweet, we could just roll a $38 keg of keystone light in no questions asked!
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