who is the biggest asshat on TGR..?

**Don't Hassle The Hoff** · 04-13-2007, 12:14 PM

**Don't Hassle The Hoff** · 04-13-2007, 12:15 PM

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**Don't Hassle The Hoff** · 04-13-2007, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by Dufflogic22

Somone should start a poll asking if Dankhucker should be banned oor at least shut the fuck up.

http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82028

**Blurred** · 04-13-2007, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by Dufflogic22

Somone should start a poll asking if Dankhucker should be banned oor at least shut the fuck up.

Dankhucker is funny cuz he trolls very well.

You're a dumb fucking JONG new to this shit.
YOU need to STFU.

**Crass3000** · 04-13-2007, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Dankhucker is funny cuz he trolls very well.

You're a dumb fucking JONG new to this shit.
YOU need to STFU.

Blurred has got to be Dankhucker. All this homoerotic embracing of each other is kind of cute

And if by chance I'm wrong, don't worry Blurred if you pull out before you come it doesn't count as being gay.

**Blurred** · 04-13-2007, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by mattitude

I have to say that there was a time when blurred 11s seemed like the biggest ass hat. Did he go to rehab? What were the steps he took to be a reformed ass hat? Maybe we can apply the same steps to those in the poll?

Step 1-was when I opened the front door and your mom was standing there.

Step 2- is when she wrapped her lips around my swollen cock.

Step 3- is when she does it 5 times daily and I feel no need to tell idiots like you how fucking lame and stupid you are.

**Blurred** · 04-13-2007, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

And if by chance I'm wrong, don't worry Blurred if you pull out before you come it doesn't count as being gay.

Heard your boyfriend is black and you're the catcher.

**Crass3000** · 04-13-2007, 01:44 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Heard your boyfriend is black and you're the catcher.

Come on... can't you do any better than that?

**irul&ublo** · 04-13-2007, 01:47 PM

Blurred...I think you owe an apology to African-American homosexual males for even suggesting that any of them would even consider dorking Crass.

**Crass3000** · 04-13-2007, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Blurred...I think you owe an apology to African-American homosexual males for even suggesting that any of them would even consider dorking Crass.

Jeeze you guys remind me of the Christian Death album "All the Love All the Hate." And just for the record... black homosexual males like me plenty. To them my tight honky ass is like fried chicken and watermelon all on the same summer day.

I love it how all you fagknobs kiss Blurred's ass. You guys might want to think about that problem -- cause it is a personality defect.

dankhucker · 04-13-2007, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

Blurred has got to be Dankhucker. All this homoerotic embracing of each other is kind of cute

And if by chance I'm wrong, don't worry Blurred if you pull out before you come it doesn't count as being gay.

OMG..that was funny shit....just tell that to tahoepowshredder

**Bandit Man** · 04-13-2007, 02:46 PM

I feel honored to have skied with Phill last Wednesday and he is leading the poll at this point. Maybe I'll have stickers made that say " I skied with TGR's biggest Asshat!"

Way to go Phil1 Perhaps you and Danhucker should have a ski-off to decide it?

**3snowboards** · 04-13-2007, 04:01 PM

you are a 24karat goldplated douchenozzle.

Congrats

**Black Market** · 04-13-2007, 04:02 PM

dankhucker

**WICS** · 04-13-2007, 04:10 PM

Dankhucker and all other TGR members,

If you ever are in NYC in the future, please let me know (post a thread (or poll) or send me a PM). I would love to spend the $1.35, buy you a fine cup of joe, and get to know ya in person. Yes, coffee can be had that cheaply from an army of NYC street vendors (staying away from both local boutiques and national brand chains).

I probably speak too liberally on behalf of others, but I submit this to you, Dankhucker: TGR members across the country would love to meet you firsthand, and find out more about who the man (er, person) behind the curtain is. That’s called due diligence.

I can see the thread now: “TR – COFFEE WITH DANKHUCKER”: Wonder boy with mad skillz in [fill in details].

My .02 is this: people come on this board (and the rest of the interweb) either to be themselves, or to aspire to be someone they are not in real life. The latter usually betray themselves (“Search your feelings, Luke Skywalker”) and eventually their locution reverts to and reflects the true emotion and passion of the person behind the screen-name.

One exception: DoctorWhat?. He is my hero, don’t get me wrong. But his explosive, awe-inspiring fits of eloquence leave me scratching my head: is this guy for real? I love it though.

Dankhucker, when you are done with your homework (naw, haha, I'm just shucksing ya) and have a little more time to spend here on TGR forums today, please think about the offer here and let me know what you think.

That is all.

Sincerely,

-WICS

PS. Dan, if you tell me EXACTLY where you live, I am happy to bring that hot, delicious NYC coffee direcly to you. Pinky promise. Send PM now please.

**Blurred** · 04-13-2007, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Crass3000

To them my tight honky ass is like fried chicken and watermelon all on the same summer day.

I think a better analogy would be your ass and the Holland tunnel.......lots of traffic.

**DoctorWhat?** · 04-13-2007, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by WICS

One exception: DoctorWhat?. He is my hero, don’t get me wrong. But his explosive, awe-inspiring fits of eloquence leave me scratching my head: is this guy for real? I love it though.

.

I am indeed real, though I often find myself wondering where I am, who I am, and why the Rooster had to desecrate my Ibex with his playful British STEEEZZZEEE!!!

**AsheanMT** · 04-13-2007, 04:53 PM

I'd say Spook is the biggest asshat if he wasn't already the biggest fagknob douchenozzle. Sooo, I guess my vote would have to be for you Mr. Danhucker!! Yes, you ARE the biggest asshat. To bad you're only an alias asshat and not the real deal.

**KANUTTEN** · 04-13-2007, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rontele

Tri-Ungulate? Are you fucking kidding me? He is easily one of the most stand-up, coolest, and contributing mags on this board. That comment--alone--should get your name added to the poll, asshat.

Nothing wrong with tri. don't understand how anyone could have much against that guy...

**AsheanMT** · 04-13-2007, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by KANUTTEN

Nothing wrong with tri. don't understand how anyone could have much against that guy...

I've always enjoyed his posts, however, he threw a shit fit at me last night.

**coldrain85** · 04-13-2007, 06:41 PM

Damn, I only get one vote? And the poster who voted for me did it because he hates Will Farrell. I'll drop the pic as soon as I get bored with it, but not before.

dankhucker gets my vote for posting yet another stupid thread that has nothing to do with skiing. I think that's about 6 write-in votes for you, asshat, and one for me.

I don't fuck with anybody here, but I guess I'll start with you since you decided to include me in your little hate contest..... bitch.

Oh, I get it. You're bunched because I told you to stay the fuck on the EC where you belong when you posted your last lame thread asking where the kind WC places are to live. As if anyone's going to tell your stupid ass in the first place.

**Jim S** · 04-13-2007, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by alpinedad

Aaah, it's an embarrassment of riches, but the fact that an asshat could post a poll asking who the biggest asshat is without including himself rises to the top.

FKNA, I didn't know you quote Shakespeare.

**addict** · 04-14-2007, 12:00 AM

Hahahaha! I love Dankhucker, friggin' hilarious.

**iceman** · 04-14-2007, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

I've always enjoyed his posts, however, he threw a shit fit at me last night.

Dude that's a long thread, what post # was it?

**Mountainsurf** · 04-14-2007, 01:30 AM

Originally Posted by willywhit

ass-hat

tattoo above the ass-crack. Generally found on women.

When she leaned over, her shirt pulled up in the back revealing her ass-hat.

and I always thought that was a tramp stamp

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass-hat

My asshat is a Blue Morpho Butterfly. Native to Costa Rica and some parts of South America. Butterfly is the symbol for new beginnings. I am not a tramp...not even close. I am picky.