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  1. 04-11-2007, 07:39 PM #1
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    I am an American.

    Today after work I put $53.00 worth of gas into my Ford Explorer and then went through the automatic car wash while enjoying a 32oz soda.

    God Bless America.
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  2. 04-11-2007, 07:47 PM #2
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    And Go Broncos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    Today after work I put $53.00 worth of gas into my Ford Explorer and then went through the automatic car wash while enjoying a 32oz soda.

    God Bless America.
    Guess I shouldn't feel bad about spending a couple hundred on a ski weekend, hm? AWAY, GUILT! GET THEE BEHIND ME!!!

    (God Bless America, dammit...)
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  5. 04-11-2007, 07:57 PM #5
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    Not until you drive up to a window there in WY and getch yourself a six pack, drive down the street (cell affixed to ear, blabbering about nothing), buy a nice rifle of sorts, cruise home, turn on the 60 inch wide flat screen tuned into 300 channels of crap, crack a brew, and, feel, a little, anxious.
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    haha, i always loved going to cody and getting a whiskey and coke at the drive up window.
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    $53? What do you drive, a subaru? I filled up a borrowed 91' pickup with the dual tanks ($73) and then drove home in the dark with no headlights. Come to find out, they made the headlights a button on the floorboard for a while, JONG is what I am
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoKopeLLi View Post
    $53? What do you drive, a subaru? I filled up a borrowed 91' pickup with the dual tanks ($73) and then drove home in the dark with no headlights. Come to find out, they made the headlights a button on the floorboard for a while, JONG is what I am
    No, you were driving the vehicle of a moron that doesn't know his HIGH BEAM SWITCH is on the floor, and his headlights are burned out.

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  9. 04-11-2007, 08:48 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    No, you were driving the vehicle of a moron that doesn't know his HIGH BEAM SWITCH is on the floor, and his headlights are burned out.

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    Did you take a suck pill too??? Weekend of skiing -- highly recommend it. Will counteract the ill effects...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    No, you were driving the vehicle of a moron that doesn't know his HIGH BEAM SWITCH is on the floor, and his headlights are burned out.

    BobMc

    hehehehehehehehehe! That's too good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post
    Did you take a suck pill too??? Weekend of skiing -- highly recommend it. Will counteract the ill effects...

    Pardon me? Suck pill? I'm not sure what ill effects I've suffered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMc View Post
    No, you were driving the vehicle of a moron that doesn't know his HIGH BEAM SWITCH is on the floor, and his headlights are burned out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Not until you drive up to a window there in WY and getch yourself a six pack, drive down the street (cell affixed to ear, blabbering about nothing), buy a nice rifle of sorts, cruise home, turn on the 60 inch wide flat screen tuned into 300 channels of crap, crack a brew, and, feel, a little, anxious.
    who doesn't do this daily after work???
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