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Thread: I am not going skiing on my birfday

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    I am not going skiing on my birfday

    For the first time in 15 years, i amnot going to ski on my birthday. I am going to church instead.

    My girlfreind is playing the organ and her grandpa is the minister. She told me I could go ski. She told me i could go to chirch and then ski after, but I'm ghoing to stay and have the chi8urch social instead. I;m going to ski tomorrow instead, but somehow it just feels wioerd.

    on the other hand i havent missed a week of skiing all season and i wont miss this week, and i should make to the end of the month without missing a week, so i shouldnt care. its the last time my birthday falls on easter so I should go cghurch. even if my chuirch is really the mountians, i can give her this day and be happy ish.
    Living vicariously through myself.

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    why not hike for a few hundred feet somewhere and make a few turns? then you haven't broken the string
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    Happy Birthday! Glad you're happy ish, I think.
    In drove this drunken madman and stopped on a dime! Unfortunately the dime was in Mr. Rococo's pocket!

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    Happy Birthday!!

    I hope your sacrifice leads to a thorough birthday mattress thrashing

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    F the hike+ski. I see an opportunity for new chapter in life: hookers and blow. Unlike skiing, you can do that anywhere.


    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    i havent missed a week of skiing all season
    Impressive

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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    My girlfreind is playing the organ
    Happy birthday to you, Sir!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Go to church...earn a few bonus points. Then as you close your eyes and lower your head, politely ask for it to dump tomorrow.

    If you went to church, would you be expected to go on your birthday next year as well?

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    As a show of support I too will not go skiing on your birthday.

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    Out of respect for this most holy alignment of events, I will ski on your birfday. The third turn - always the best - will be made in honor of your (prospective) filial piety. Pray for corn.

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    happy birthday.

    I rode bikes on your birthday instead of skiing.

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