Slower Traffic Keep Right

[BLOOD SWEAT STEEL]

This thread did a pretty good job of summarizing why I hate people. The DMV should hire the maggots to re-write the driver's Ed handbook.

Unless you're the fastest guy on the road, stay the fuck out of the left lane.

Don't impede the flow of traffic. To clarify; other drivers are "traffic." You are not.

Put your make up on at home. Smack your kids around at home. Read the paper and eat breakfast at home too.

It's a car, not a phone booth.

Don't speed through my residential neighborhood, I won't speed thru yours.

If someone flashes their brights, it's because you are going too slow. How do you know they don't have a dying dog in the backseat, or a wife going into labor? Get over your complex on your own time. Meanwhile, move the fuck aside. Nothing personal.

Drive with one damn foot. Nothing is more annoying than tourons like you who ride their brakes going UP a twisty mountain pass.

If you're going to turn off, use the shoulder or the turn lane as soon as possible. Don't use a driving lane to slow down for a half mile before you intend to exit.

Put your turn signal on BEFORE you start braking.

[Bodhi]

[PNWbrit]

I am finding it increasingly difficult to resist the temptation to beat the crap out of the next Seattle Metro Bus driver who cuts me off/pulls out in front of me/swerves into my freeway lane/believes that freeway traffic merges into the on ramp.

I can only yield to the bus as required by RCW 46.61.220 if given a chance to do so - it is not a permit to ram my car off the road.