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    best ski area poach run?

    criteria are
    1) illegal
    2) minimal effort from lift

    "this time the law is on trial"

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    I poached your mom. The effort was minimal.
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    can't you read dumbass.
    Criteria
    1) illegal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monster Truck View Post
    can't you read dumbass.
    Criteria
    1) illegal.
    Your mom's fifteen.

    edit: wait, was this supposed to make sense?

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    dude,
    I think the pedophile forum is on a different site. But if you like bonin' kids, there is a good thread going on about evolution and GOD.

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    I'll be the first to try to un-cunt this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrDirt View Post
    I'll be the first to try to un-cunt this thread.

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    good one. better not and better not 2 are pretty descent at winter park, as well as zero creek and first creek cirques.

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    Upper Hogan Bowl and Sol-iscious Chutes #1-3

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    Tram Chute

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    northface back in the day, aly wised up though, thankfully
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    The Cajun Couloir @ JHMR

    Highly Illegal.
    Minimal effort from lift.

    Its been tried once, but the poor guy didn't have any BASE gear with him.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    The Cajun Couloir @ JHMR

    Highly Illegal.
    Minimal effort from lift.

    Its been tried once, but the poor guy didn't have any BASE gear with him.
    HAHA, as soon as I read Cajun Couloir, I thought,"WTF are you talking about?"

    Upon further reading, that is an excellent suggestion. When is Roner going to drop that thing?

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    Kirkwood. Taking a high traverse off of chair 10 toward Eagle Bowl directly into the chute. I'm not sure what the entrance is called. Maybe someone here knows the name.
    Illegal (very easy for patrol to see you) and the effort to get there is minimal.

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    Waterfall at Stowe. Right of passage pretty much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Waterfall at Stowe. Right of passage pretty much.
    So is it TO THE RIGHT of "Passage" ? Is passage an inbounds or OB run?

    Or are you trying to say it is a RITE of passage?
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    Thanks the for engrish lesson, me fall head on kid as.
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    The Tram Chute, Squaw, just do the dead mans hike in Broken Arrow find the big gate and drop in. Easy to get busted because you are in view of the whole Village and thousands of people may see you , but that just increases you hero points!!

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    shot 4, alpental if you're crazy...but its been done (and resulted in arrest atleast once that i know of)

    shot 8 much more do-able but might be considered a bit of a hike..?

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    Cirque @ k-wood....Anywhere on tram face squaw...that's where we'll have finals for squaw comp next year though.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VC View Post
    Tram Chute
    beat me to it. The roof is another. Does anyone know the name of the face under McCoy station at Mammoth. It leads down to some straightlines and airs, but it's never open. Super sick looking. If you are standing on top of it, the bear area would be to skiers left. That groomer area that leads down to stump alley is beneath it. I've always looked at it and drooled, but it's never been opened to my knowledge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodsskier View Post
    Cirque @ k-wood....Anywhere on tram face squaw...that's where we'll have finals for squaw comp next year though.....
    Finals on tram face...That would be sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Long duc dong View Post
    Does anyone know the name of the face under McCoy station at Mammoth. It leads down to some straightlines and airs, but it's never open. Super sick looking. If you are standing on top of it, the bear area would be to skiers left. That groomer area that leads down to stump alley is beneath it. I've always looked at it and drooled, but it's never been opened to my knowledge.
    Its always been referenced to me as Oh Shit. I've heard of it being skied and saw a killer line down it last year. Best time to hit it is around 315-330 when patrol is starting to go to thier final sweep positions for the day. Most year its mandatory air out into a field of trees but last year there was a chute on lookers right that you could ski out. Make sure your car is parked in the chair 2 lot for a quick get away.

    heres a good photo of it

    http://patrol.mammothmountain.com/At...percliffs.html
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