How are you sir?
love,
FRL
How are you sir?
love,
FRL
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
I'm like Michael Jackson in a toys-r-us.
.
.
.
.
.
Excited!
Let the record show my dominance over the estate of Free Range Lobster.
Toodles!
LIES.
ALL LIES!
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
I have sworn testimony.
NEENER!
Don't make me thrunt harder.
You won't like it when I thrunt harder.
I had to hold you last time because you wouldn't stop crying.
I ONLY HIT YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
The last time you "thrunted" that hard I "walked into a door" 10 times in a row.
It was hard to explain to the children why daddies face was so bruised. I told them it was a peach farm accident.
That was good of you.
You didn't want to make me angry again did you?
DID YOU?
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
Ike called and said to stop going so easy.
I called him a pussy and told him that you needed to get straitened out for my impudence.
He said he'll be over in 5.
As the bard said.
these boots are made for walking.
and milkshakes.
Oh man.
I'd kill for a milkshake right now.
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
It does bring all the boys to the yard.
But you know what?
Mine is TOTALLY Better than yours.
TOTALLY!*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
* even conde nast agrees.
Oh I have no doubt your milkshake is better than mine, but do you have...
...HAPPY PANTS?!
Because I do!
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
My pants are just tired.
Tired from USE!
(not sure if that justifies a Finger Mustache)
I was thinking of using it too.
Damn.
We blew it.
Or you blew it.
HIYOOOO
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
Well, when life gives you sticky pants......
Change em.
I SAID CHANGE EM!
Where'd DrWhat? I need a refill.
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
Sorry to butt in here boyz, but I had to commend you for the non-use of the FM.
It's like what they say about wearing jewelry...less is definitely more!
We thank you,
Sprite
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
are we there yet?
almost!
wait for it!
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
**Pours a glass of Tarantula**
FRL, you were weaned too young I take it?
![]()
Sprite
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
Bookmarks