Maggot gossip has reached new heights in response to what is without question a juicy drama. If due diligence is not performed the need to know of all those involved can and no doubt will at some point be abused.
FRL, upon review of your recent posts and some discussion with associates in the kitchen of a woman who has seventeen great-grandchildren, we learned some details of your past opinions that were, to say the very least, unsettling. To wit:
- In September of 1992, your high school English teacher (now a friend of mine) confiscated a notebook from you, upon which was written "Moby Dick Sucks."
- In April of 1998 you littered a Black-Cherry flavored Dr. Brown's soda can while using it as a mixer at a drinking party in the woods.
- In July of 2001, on an extremely obscure Ancient Coin Collectors Guild (ACCG) electronic message board which, at its height, boasted 6 members (all of whom were shut-ins), you stated the following: "I love the 50 Korun coin, but the design of the Czechoslovakian School House is beginning to distract me from its beauty. They should redesign the back to emphasize the Krause building."
- In May of 2002, you went on a date with Amy Wilson, a very sweet girl and decent human being, and never returned her phone calls.
-In December of 2004 you put chalk in liquid nitrogen to make little hovercrafts that floated over your mother's linoleum floor.
Information from a variety of sources seems to point in the same direction. If the information is true then several statements made by FRL might be construed as misleading or self-serving or worse. Hopefully he will be willing to address these questions and clear the air.
1.) A dog is tied to a leash 15 feet long. The dog wants to get to a bone that is 20 feet away. How will he get to the bone?
2) Were the two of you involved in a “swingers” lifestyle?
2a) If so, can I send you my pics to be considered?
2b) What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub?
3) What would you rather have- the speed of a cheetah, or the strength of an elephant?
4) Do you think A Rod will opt out of his contract this season?
No one has any intention of making your situation any worse than it already is. However information from a number of sources seems to indicate that you have not been as honest and upfront as you could have been and that information leads me to ask this final question:
5) Do you really feel it’s ok to accept a meal at Babbo from a maggot?
Know that this is written only to safeguard the friends I’ve made here. I’d hate to see the TGR grapevine and whispers of so many wonderful people abused. Please answer as honestly as possible. I’m withholding as much info as I can to allow you to speak for yourself, but I will divulge if needed.
Sincerely As Always,
Unconcerned Maggots
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Thread: Questions for Free Range Lobster
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03-29-2007, 01:44 PM #1
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Questions for Free Range Lobster
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03-29-2007, 01:54 PM #2
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Another question for FRL. If a bear shits in the woods, will it still be watching you masturbate?
Last edited by snow_slider; 03-29-2007 at 02:05 PM.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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03-29-2007, 01:59 PM #3
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He'll gnaw through the leash. Its a belgian malinois right?
Originally Posted by Unconcerned Maggots
My lawyer tells me to neither confirm nor deny this.2) Were the two of you involved in a “swingers” lifestyle?
yes plz.2a) If so, can I send you my pics to be considered?
A bee flying backwards silly!2b) What is black and yellow and goes zzub, zzub?
def a cheetah. or a liger3) What would you rather have- the speed of a cheetah, or the strength of an elephant?
since his gay affair with jeter has ended he probably will.4) Do you think A Rod will opt out of his contract this season?
with bells. bells and bellbottoms.5) Do you really feel it’s ok to accept a meal at Babbo from a maggot?
column bear has spy cameras. he's always watching.whatever snowslider askedThe only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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03-29-2007, 02:26 PM #4
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Wow. I am truly in awe of whoever this is. Originally Posted by Unconcerned Maggots
not counting days 2016-17
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03-29-2007, 02:31 PM #5
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Another question for FRL: Do your co-workers speak proper engrish?
Since then it's been a book you read in reverse, so you understand less as the pages turn.
The things you find on the net.
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03-29-2007, 02:32 PM #6
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My minions do infact speak english! Originally Posted by Andy_B
Fantastic english!
And they even comment their code!The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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03-29-2007, 02:37 PM #7
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ahaha. Slayed. Originally Posted by Unconcerned Maggots
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03-29-2007, 02:38 PM #8
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Its like a roast, only less juicy, and not on fire, and not meaty either. Originally Posted by RootSkier
ahaha. Slayed.The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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03-30-2007, 09:24 AM #9
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Tedtney - TGR's very own Bradgalina.
Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.
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03-30-2007, 09:32 AM #10
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Can someone please translate. All the above posts.
“The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”
- Winston Churchill, paraphrased.
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03-30-2007, 09:32 AM #11
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03-30-2007, 09:38 AM #12
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NO WAI HAXOR Originally Posted by David Witherspoon
The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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03-30-2007, 09:40 AM #13
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I still think you are juicy......
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03-30-2007, 10:11 AM #14
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I presume that changes for everyone who views this, right?
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03-30-2007, 10:22 AM #15
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if it didn't , would you still be impressed?
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03-30-2007, 11:27 AM #16
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I'd still be impressed. But a little more scared.
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03-30-2007, 11:29 AM #17
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I still want to know about the little hovercrafts.
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03-30-2007, 11:36 AM #18
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me2. Gonna hafta try it. What would happen if you used a sponge instead of chalk? A sponge that was water-saturated in one half and barely damp in the other half? What if you put it on a treadmill with a fan in front? ... where's the nearest Dewar ...
I'd be more impressed if it showed your social security number too.
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03-30-2007, 11:40 AM #19
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Glad someone took my advice to DTMFA.
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03-30-2007, 11:45 AM #20
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Your security clearance does not allow me to divulge such secrets. Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
045-998-3514 Originally Posted by David Witherspoon
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03-30-2007, 11:51 AM #21
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Fair enough. I wanted to know if I could use baking soda instead of chalk so that I could use one to fight the Cavity Creeps, but I can figure it out on my own.
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Ancient chinese secrets.
wts: secretsThe only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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I know things.....
about stuff.....
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03-30-2007, 11:56 AM #24
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wanna trade? Originally Posted by Odin
stuff...The only thing worse than the feeling that you are going to die is the realization that you probably won't.
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03-30-2007, 11:56 AM #25
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Nope, not me try again. Originally Posted by David Witherspoon
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