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    I can see that I do need to come back here to try and defend myself somewhat.

    Glad to see/hear about everyone out gitting sum as well as getting re-motivated

    Just to shed "some" light on a few things mentioned above:

    1. I'm still getting plenty of ski time (albeit at the resort) to stay in plenty good ski shape - just not at the most opportune or same time as the rest of you and I'm pretty sure I can still crush all takers (as long as it is not for more than 3 hours ).

    2. So (see #1) the Sup has not reduced or limited my ski time in the least; in fact some of my strongest days this year were when she was around Unfortunately (see #3), we mutally made the prudent decision to stop seeing each other.

    3. I'm am working through a HUGE life issue right now and will be for most likely the next year (maybe I'll put something up at another time asking for thoughts/advice) that is leaving me very little spiritual, mental, emotional and physical energy for anything else.

    4. Now that the bc snowpack is back to something more predictable, there is nothing more I'd like to do than go touring all the time - see #3 though.

    Please keep bringing the sweet words, TR's, photos and viddy though - I enjoy viewing them all when I have the time.

    You all
    Last edited by Xover; 03-29-2007 at 10:50 AM.
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    As the creator of most sex/SO neologisms and Acronyms on the internet for the last few years, I must know.
    Waht is a Sup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage View Post
    Waht is a Sup?
    ... paging Phunk for a "proper" definition .....
    "... she'll never need a doctor; 'cause I check her out all day"

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    Sup=you're girlfriend, that hot woman in the bar, that cute girl standing in line at Collins, that lady patroller skiing by you, in line, at Collins...etc, etc.

    X-did you get my email?
    you sketchy character, you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Savage View Post
    Waht is a Sup?
    Superior Unbelievable Pooper?

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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    Sup=you're girlfriend, that hot woman in the bar, that cute girl standing in line at Collins, that lady patroller skiing by you, in line, at Collins...etc, etc.
    I will try to work it into my weekly column.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover View Post
    3. I'm am working through a HUGE life issue right now and will be for most likely the next year (maybe I'll put something up at another time asking for thoughts/advice) that is leaving me very little spiritual, mental, emotional and physical energy for anything else.
    Translation: I realize that I look like a giant clown while I'm airborne and it makes me cry clown tears.

    Don't worry, Xover. I suffer from the same affliction. Eventually you just say fuck it and warn the offending hecklers that next time you might "accidentally" land on their head.

    Take it easy, sir. And good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
    . Eventually you just say fuck it and warn the offending hecklers that next time you might "accidentally" land on their head.
    This implies that xover is getting into the air........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover View Post
    3. I'm am working through a HUGE life issue right now and will be for most likely the next year
    X - you know we have your back no matter what, so quit debating and just go get that sex change operation. I for one promise not to make any "lost his balls" jokes.

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    Off topic I guess, but it would have been nice to have DTM, Phunk, or MD9 around today. We spied the perfect huck, but both JoshP and I are pussies, so we let it be.

    Perfect take off, perfect Twin Peaks back drop, nice steep landing.

    Where are is the HCAC when you need them the most?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    Off topic I guess, but it would have been nice to have DTM, Phunk, or MD9 around today. We spied the perfect huck, but both JoshP and I are pussies, so we let it be.

    Perfect take off, perfect Twin Peaks back drop, nice steep landing.

    Where are is the HCAC when you need them the most?
    Going to get his cast off at 8:45am only to realize his appointment isn't till 2:30pm....good thing I'm around to help DTM remember things.
    you sketchy character, you

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    Sorry to hear about the Sup, M. Fix that - she's yummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover View Post
    1. I'm still getting plenty of ski time (albeit at the resort) to stay in plenty good ski shape - just not at the most opportune or same time as the rest of you and I'm pretty sure I can still crush all takers (as long as it is not for more than 3 hours ).
    Don't get all emotional on us, you know we're with you. Shake it off, handle life, go ski. Repeat as needed.

    Do I read this right, a challenge of sorts? Maybe a one run takes all kind of thing / Chinese Downhill? Maybe for pink slips? (Do skis have pink slips?) Closing day antics or even before? I accept. Top of Baldy to the parking lot to 6er of PBR, HighBoy, rope tow from Sunnyside to GMD, I don't care. You and me, Mano a Mono, ....whatever it takes to actually get you on the hill somewhere.

    I think I've been watching Pinks to much (drag racing reality show on Speed). I am thinking of building a bitchin' Camaro though....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl View Post
    I think I've been watching Pinks to much (drag racing reality show on Speed). I am thinking of building a bitchin' Camaro though....
    Are you sure AG won't mind having the Red Dragon parked in the driveway?
    Last edited by Arty50; 03-29-2007 at 12:39 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xover View Post
    sorry in advance for the rant, but i am ab-so-fukin-lutely tired of all the bitchin (whether it be mild or full on) here in Utah

    sure we are not having a year any where close to the last 2 (or even up to average yet) and the bc snowpack has been complete shit, but i can honestly say i have had fun every day i've gone up

    come august, all you lil bitches would kill for snow like today ... if you know where to go (pocketbook for one ), faceshots were had till the final bell - thanks for leaving it for me Mr. AG and Altard

    plus, the current version of the bid dads rock the mike

    Gawd I am addicted to the Wasatch, pow and faceshots - especially those induced by speed

    p.s. quit climing or biking or training for climbing or biking and get out to see the mountains we love coated in white!!! Git Sum while you can!!!

    p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

    Xover...go push somebody off the High T...it'll make you happy and loosen the sand in your bajingo.
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
    I know both of you have a lot of toys, but are you sure AG won't mind having the Red Dragon parked in the driveway?
    Once she experiences the awesomeness of the "Beast" (full shag interior, 14000 watt stereo, 8:71 blower, custom lettering, flames and pin stripping over a hawt pink/purple/orange/green/ yellow fade paint job, super sweet Hooker header sticker in each window), she gladly give up her Subaru parking space. I'm really psyched for this project. I'm going to take the proceeds from selling the skis I win off of Xover to buy some ladder bars for the rear end. This is going to be Freakin' Sick!
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    OWWWWWOOOO!!!!

    HERE COMES THE PAINTRAIN BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!



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    I suggest you work out your emotional issues by doing a lot of heavy lifting saturday morning. [/nudge, nudge, wink, wink, hint, hint]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl View Post
    Don't get all emotional on us, you know we're with you. Shake it off, handle life, go ski. Repeat as needed.
    Don't get smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoshP View Post
    Xover, wait'll you see the high def footy of us gang banging Scotty this morning.
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    For fukks sake, edit that post, you sound like we were making gay porn.
    Quote Originally Posted by Trackhead View Post
    JoshP and I had a nice DP this morning up LCC.
    This doesn't sound totally ungay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    This doesn't sound totally ungay.
    I liked the part about catching the gangbang on HD video. Not that theres anything wrong with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl View Post
    Once she experiences the awesomeness of the "Beast" (full shag interior, 14000 watt stereo, 8:71 blower, custom lettering, flames and pin stripping over a hawt pink/purple/orange/green/ yellow fade paint job, super sweet Hooker header sticker in each window), she gladly give up her Subaru parking space. I'm really psyched for this project. I'm going to take the proceeds from selling the skis I win off of Xover to buy some ladder bars for the rear end. This is going to be Freakin' Sick!
    Um, no. You can put that on the list with the molester van.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    This doesn't sound totally ungay.
    Roo...please use care when throwing out clever double negatives. Given the IQ of some of the target audience, you could sprain someone's cerebellum
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    chineese downhill. when x-over loses, he loses his skis.

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    DP x2

    Tonight skiing as the sun set did not suck at all. Dusk Patrols are so sweet. In fact, it was some of this $$ and a whole lotta this $$$$$$ bling $$$$$$.

    Going back for more in a few hours via sunrise. Dawn Patrols are so sweet. Oh how I love spring in the Wasnatch.
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