Quit your F'ing Bitchin' already!!!

**Xover** · 03-28-2007, 09:57 PM

sorry in advance for the rant, but i am ab-so-fukin-lutely tired of all the bitchin (whether it be mild or full on) here in Utah

sure we are not having a year any where close to the last 2 (or even up to average yet) and the bc snowpack has been complete shit, but i can honestly say i have had fun every day i've gone up

come august, all you lil bitches would kill for snow like today ... if you know where to go (pocketbook for one

), faceshots were had till the final bell - thanks for leaving it for me Mr. AG and Altard

plus, the current version of the bid dads rock the mike

Gawd I am addicted to the Wasatch, pow and faceshots - especially those induced by speed

p.s. quit climing or biking or training for climbing or biking and get out to see the mountains we love coated in white!!! Git Sum while you can!!!

p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

**Blurred** · 03-28-2007, 10:34 PM

I've got some bitching to do.

As one of my favorite posters, you've turned down the "Dick Vitale" and you don't post as much anymore.

Do I have to go school your ass on the Rus4 again?

**JTrue** · 03-28-2007, 10:44 PM

Agreed, today was money. I was riding up Peruvian and a guy was bitching about how we only got 10 inches and that the next storm was going to miss us. It took all my strength not to tell him to STFU and enjoy the day. He was singlehandedly trying to kill my stoke. He was also a gaper that almost took us out while getting on the chair so that didn't help any.

**ski_faster** · 03-28-2007, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Do I have to go school your ass on the Rus4 again?

One of my favorite threads just cause of all the shit talking.

Blurred hope the winter is going well. Today didn't suck.

**Shepherd Wong** · 03-28-2007, 10:53 PM

I had a blast today. I have a blast even when it's crummy.

**Blurred** · 03-28-2007, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by ski_faster

One of my favorite threads just cause of all the shit talking.

Blurred hope the winter is going well. Today didn't suck.

I'll be riding the monoski Sunday. STOKED!

**Conundrum** · 03-28-2007, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

I'll be riding the monoski Sunday. STOKED!

You are not the only one.

**lax** · 03-28-2007, 11:05 PM

PROVE IT XOVER.

**iceman** · 03-28-2007, 11:13 PM

heh, Xover as Dickie V. is pretty funny,

BAYBEEE!!!!

**rideit** · 03-28-2007, 11:35 PM

BITCHIN' CAMARO!!!

**MacDaddy** · 03-28-2007, 11:49 PM

JARED LETO IS GOD

**rideit** · 03-28-2007, 11:56 PM

God Trivia, apparently.

" Jared Leto gained 62lbs to play the part of Mark Chapman in Chapter 27. to gain the weight he would eat microwaved pints of ice-cream mixed with soy sauce and olive oil every night to bloat himself further. As a result of this, at times he would use a wheel-chair to get around because of the stress that was put on him. He lost his extra weight by going on a lemon water and cayenne pepper fast which included not eating any food for the first ten days. As a result of gaining and losing the weight so fast, Jared has developed gout in his left foot. [2]
Leto was nominated as one of PETA's Sexiest Vegetarians.[3]
Leto was twice chosen by People magazine as one of their 50 Most Beautiful People, in 1996 and 1997.[4]
Leto is featured in Workman Publishings "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" Page-a-Day Calendar for 2007. His quote is used for January 10, 2007: "I've always liked Saturn. But I also have some sympathy for Pluto because I heard it's been downgraded from a planet, and I think it should remain a planet. Once you've given something planetary status it's kind of mean to take it away." [5]
On March 3, 2007, while the band was promoting the Taste of Chaos Tour on the Fuse show Steven's Untitled Rock Show, Jared shared the information that he weighs 140 pounds, as of right now.
While touring on the Taste of Chaos in Canada, Jared caused the band to miss a few shows because of a medical incident. (He broke his nose because he was mobbed by fans because he went into the crowd to sing The Kill).
Was engaged to Cameron Diaz, but called it quits in 2002. "

**Arty50** · 03-29-2007, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by Xover

p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

Just one more reason why the Wood crew is better than you pussies at Alta. We make good lemonade.

**JoshP** · 03-29-2007, 04:53 AM

Originally Posted by Xover

sorry in advance for the rant, but i am ab-so-fukin-lutely tired of all the bitchin (whether it be mild or full on) here in Utah

sure we are not having a year any where close to the last 2 (or even up to average yet) and the bc snowpack has been complete shit, but i can honestly say i have had fun every day i've gone up

come august, all you lil bitches would kill for snow like today ... if you know where to go (pocketbook for one

), faceshots were had till the final bell - thanks for leaving it for me Mr. AG and Altard

plus, the current version of the bid dads rock the mike

Gawd I am addicted to the Wasatch, pow and faceshots - especially those induced by speed

p.s. quit climing or biking or training for climbing or biking and get out to see the mountains we love coated in white!!! Git Sum while you can!!!

p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

Preach on brotha Rink. Scotty's trees were sick last night after work, guessing they'll be better this morning before work (maybe I'll take pics and elevate this bitch out of worthless status).

**Ripzalot** · 03-29-2007, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by Xover

sorry in advance for the rant, but i am ab-so-fukin-lutely tired of all the bitchin (whether it be mild or full on) here in Utah

sure we are not having a year any where close to the last 2 (or even up to average yet) and the bc snowpack has been complete shit, but i can honestly say i have had fun every day i've gone up

come august, all you lil bitches would kill for snow like today ... if you know where to go (pocketbook for one

), faceshots were had till the final bell - thanks for leaving it for me Mr. AG and Altard

plus, the current version of the bid dads rock the mike

Gawd I am addicted to the Wasatch, pow and faceshots - especially those induced by speed

p.s. quit climing or biking or training for climbing or biking and get out to see the mountains we love coated in white!!! Git Sum while you can!!!

p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

search/replace "Europe" for "Utah" and "Alps" for "Wasatch" and this post would fit nicely in the snow-for-the-euros thread.

bitchy little whiners are everywhere.

**Trackhead** · 03-29-2007, 05:14 AM

Xover, king of

usage.

Atleast all your internet fags only have to deal with Xover here, I have to screen his obscene phone calls too. Guys a freak. Even worse in real life.

"I'm on Scotty's, it's FREAKIN SICK! Too bad you have to work, WANKER!" [/cackle]

Xover, notice the 5am post. Know what that means? Powstash is on his way.

**stompy** · 03-29-2007, 06:00 AM

Yeah! I was in PC a couple of weeks ago and all I heard from everyone was that the snow this year was crap. Well I skied DV, PC, and Alta and skied my tally-ho end off!
Sure it was warm, and slushy in spots, okay, so there was some pretty nasty gargoyles in the trees too, but jeez! that is what is expected this time of year.
I have to say that Supreme bowl and the fingers were retarded fun on St. Pats day.
All the way down I hooted.
I even saw a Kilt-clad freeheeler "freeballin"!

**Mr. Altagirl** · 03-29-2007, 07:02 AM

Originally Posted by Xover

sorry in advance for the rant, but i am ab-so-fukin-lutely tired of all the bitchin (whether it be mild or full on) here in Utah

sure we are not having a year any where close to the last 2 (or even up to average yet) and the bc snowpack has been complete shit, but i can honestly say i have had fun every day i've gone up

come august, all you lil bitches would kill for snow like today ... if you know where to go (pocketbook for one

), faceshots were had till the final bell - thanks for leaving it for me Mr. AG and Altard

plus, the current version of the bid dads rock the mike

Gawd I am addicted to the Wasatch, pow and faceshots - especially those induced by speed

p.s. quit climing or biking or training for climbing or biking and get out to see the mountains we love coated in white!!! Git Sum while you can!!!

p.s.s. can i get a 2nd??

Do you even ski anymore? All this rant from someone who skis maybe one day a week, if at all. Since you got on the BumZ ski program, we've been having a blast all year, even while we bitch on the lift or climb. Admittedly we aren't really good enough to stop and take pictures of ourselves nor do we only ride with the pro-ho's but as normal, most of the tracks you crossed yesterday were from Boris, Bag, Sandy, Powho, me and yes, even Stump. Hell, even Stump shows up more often than you do and he can't even get through the lift line without some form of authority shutting him down. (little hint, if you don't see some of us, go to the Bird. It's a secret little place next door to Alta that has been skiing REALLY well for quite a while. We used to see quite a few folks over there but now it's just Particle, Sheppard, Trescow/Kristan, and a few thousand others.)

Truth be told, Blurred is right. You need to get off the soapbox and actually come ski for a change. Showing up at 3pm and then calling out everyone who made it to opening bell on a pow day.........BBBWWWWAAAHHHAAAAA!

Arty, you are right, all Utards pale in comparison to the radness of the California crew. I think it may be our lack of color coordinated "ski outfits" with opposing color piping.

(Basom excluded, obviously)

**Tippster** · 03-29-2007, 07:07 AM

That Xover post was distressingly short on Altabonics. I want my old Jinxover back.

Damn Girlfriends.

**Arty50** · 03-29-2007, 08:02 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. Altagirl

Do you even ski anymore? All this rant from someone who skis maybe one day a week, if at all. Since you got on the BumZ ski program, we've been having a blast all year, even while we bitch on the lift or climb. Admittedly we aren't really good enough to stop and take pictures of ourselves nor do we only ride with the pro-ho's but as normal, most of the tracks you crossed yesterday were from Boris, Bag, Sandy, Powho, me and yes, even Stump. Hell, even Stump shows up more often than you do and he can't even get through the lift line without some form of authority shutting him down. (little hint, if you don't see some of us, go to the Bird. It's a secret little place next door to Alta that has been skiing REALLY well for quite a while. We used to see quite a few folks over there but now it's just Particle, Sheppard, Trescow/Kristan, and a few thousand others.)

Truth be told, Blurred is right. You need to get off the soapbox and actually come ski for a change. Showing up at 3pm and then calling out everyone who made it to opening bell on a pow day.........BBBWWWWAAAHHHAAAAA!

Arty, you are right, all Utards pale in comparison to the radness of the California crew. I think it may be our lack of color coordinated "ski outfits" with opposing color piping.

(Basom excluded, obviously)

That post was a thing of beauty. Well played, sir. Very well played.

**altachic** · 03-29-2007, 08:25 AM

Sometimes I just really like Mr. Altagirl. Well done.

I have to be nice to Mr. Altabonics because he's helping us move in two days, but I do have to say that the Sup has cut down on your ski time...I mean, come on, you have to admit that.

Oh, and instead of bitching about how warm and slushy and very shitty it was not long ago, I put my skis on and skied with Natty Dread, we had a blast.

**Woodsy** · 03-29-2007, 08:31 AM

in his defense;
I have to say that in both my trips to UT I ran into Xover while skiing
in January on a pow day @ Alta... with a few mags in tow
and last time
@ Snowbird, on a bluebird pow day,
WITH A CHICK;
ON A SNOWBOARD!!!!!!!

*stomping my foot like I am a rooster walking through mud*

**Trackhead** · 03-29-2007, 09:53 AM

JoshP and I had a nice DP this morning up LCC. I haven't skied for three weeks, and have been sick for the last 10 days, but this got the cobwebs out and the motivation is BACK! Fukkin A! Who wants to ski the 4,600 foot south face of Dromedary on Wednesday? It's the Wasatch answer to the Skillet Glacier.

Pic from today, vid later.

**JoshP** · 03-29-2007, 10:23 AM

Xover, wait'll you see the high def footy of us gang banging Scotty this morning.

Can I just say game on, by the way. Spring is here, there is plenty of snow in the hills, and it is time to quit bitching, and go nail all those lines I have been talking about all year.

**Trackhead** · 03-29-2007, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by JoshP

Xover, wait'll you see the high def footy of us gang banging Scotty this morning.

and it is time to quit bitching, and go nail all those lines I have been talking about all year.

For fukks sake, edit that post, you sound like we were making gay porn.

You mean, it's time to start nailing all those bitches we've been eyeing all year.