OFFICIAL Bad/improper/unethical/un PC jokes Thread

**skiing-in-jackson** · 03-23-2007, 12:54 PM

What twelve or fifteen posts from a low poster with racist shit spewing from their keyboard?

Am I the only one who crys:

TROLL

**valleygirl** · 03-23-2007, 12:56 PM

yeah... party foul...

**Mrs Roo** · 03-23-2007, 01:16 PM

Originally Posted by DForrest53

IT IS A THREAD ABOUT RACIST JOKES AND YOU ARE GETTING UPSET THAT THERE ARE REACIST JOKES

As if the title weren't warning enough, I explicitly warned people beforehand, as well as the fact that the forum has a built in ignore function.

Jesus fucking christ, relax, drink a beer, and get a grip on reality

Does this thread title say, RACIST jokes? No. There is a difference between sick jokes/un PC jibes and blatant, pointed, focused racism.

Reading comprehension and spelling: F

By the sheer volume you've produced, it occurs to me that you're only too happy to find a place to air your true feelings about certain groups of people.

Maybe I'm being oversensitive but I'm curious to see what other people think.

**dk_alaskan** · 03-23-2007, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by DForrest53

IT IS A THREAD ABOUT RACIST JOKES AND YOU ARE GETTING UPSET THAT THERE ARE REACIST JOKES

As if the title weren't warning enough, I explicitly warned people beforehand, as well as the fact that the forum has a built in ignore function.

Jesus fucking christ, relax, drink a beer, and get a grip on reality

I don't neccesarilly like your jokes/saying/etc., however, i will agree with you in regards to the thread--it IS meant as an un-pc, bad, tasteless joke page. HOWEVER, it was NOT meant to be just one type of joke and was NOT meant to be racist, though if this floats your boat, post up but beware, you WILL be flamed by someone.

It is everyone's right NOT to read the jokes as it is everyones right to post up in the thread. I have seen TOO much pc lately, so, everyone now has an outlet for being as vulgar, tasteless, etc as they want w/o fear of repercussion's.

If you want tasteful stuff go to http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=80762 .

And now back to the tasteless immature fun this tr is meant to be

What is the best way to kill a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

**biggins** · 03-23-2007, 01:23 PM

1. Fuck DForrest, Mrs. Roo I'm with you.

2. Guy pulls up to a playground and rolls the window down. Yells to a passing little girl as he waves a bag of bite-sized-snickers to her: "Hey little girl, wanna come get a candy bar?"

Little girl runs up the car and replies sardonically: "Mister, I'll give ya a blowjob for the whole bag."

**Mrs Roo** · 03-23-2007, 01:32 PM

I don't believe anybody who posted those jokes are paedophiles but you, sir, are a racist.

About that ignore function, most sensible thing you've written so far.

advres · 03-23-2007, 01:33 PM

Why are black peoples palms and bottom of the their feet white?

Because this:

Was how they were standing when god spraypainted them.

**Jackie Treehorn** · 03-23-2007, 01:40 PM

Wow, DForrest really got into this thread.

**Mrs Roo** · 03-23-2007, 01:48 PM

I know your opinion of my concerns. As I said, I'm interested in what other people think.

Am I being oversensitive? It's an automatic response for me because I've had to deal with racism personally.

**PNWbrit** · 03-23-2007, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

I know your opinion of my concerns. As I said, I'm interested in what other people think.

Am I being oversensitive? It's an automatic response for me because I've had to deal with racism personally.

The fact that it upsets you should be sufficient shouldn't it? Does he think he can change your mind and make you laugh or perhaps he just likes upsetting people?

Does he have all this crap memorized, saved on his PC or cut and pasted from rascistasshole.com?

DForrest I'd suggest no Paki jokes. Although I would really like to see Mrs. Roo rip you into little pieces.

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 03-23-2007, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Mrs Roo

I don't believe anybody who posted those jokes are paedophiles but you, sir, are a racist.

You need a trampoline to get to that conclusion?As tasteless and offensive as those jokes may be his sharing of them in a thread for tasteless/un-pc jokes in no way proves him to be a racist. How do you know no one who posted pedophilia jokes doesn't like little kids? or that some of these people aren't sexist or anti-semitic? Just because he knows alot of jokes about black people doesn't make him racist. It is a perfectly normal and understandable reaction to be offended and sensitive to these issues since you have had to deal with them on a personal level, I might be worried if you weren't. I guess my question is what did you think this thread would turn into? Race is just about the only subject we on this board don't make fun of on an almost daily basis.

**Sirshredalot** · 03-23-2007, 01:56 PM

So this guy comes home from work and his girl is in a huff - she's packing all her stuff in a suitcase and does she ever looks pissed.

He says to her, "Baby, what's wrong?"

She puts a hand on her hip, glares at him and says, "I'm leaving you and going home to mother. Do you know what the neighbors told me today? They told me that you're a pedophile."

So he says, "Whoah! Wait one second! That's a big word for a 6 year old!"

**SKISC** · 03-23-2007, 02:05 PM

I honestly don't think that this is the place for the racist jokes. I am sure we have all heard them. Threre are all kinds of people that are members of this site and all of them should be able to read this thread and not feel like they are being singled out as a race. I don't know the race of most folks here, but I do know that there has been some really good stoke provided (skiing, biking, kayaking, etc) by a lot of different people. I jusst don't think it is right for them to provide that stoke only to be humiliated by reading jokes about their race or ethnic group. Maybe I too am being over sensitive here but that is just how I feel.

**dk_alaskan** · 03-23-2007, 02:11 PM

Ok folks, not to be an ass (or to be one), can we get back to the tasteless jokes? I know some people are sensitive to others jokes, some people are not sensitive enough. Is that not what makes TGR TGR? a place where EVERYONE can share and evolve (or devolve....), be free from social moray's (padded room), and explore the darker side of humor (NO pun intended here)? I want people to be able to go to this thread when they are having a bad day, read some truly bad jokes (mine of course) and come away with a smile.

To quote Rodney King-Can't we all just get along?

We are a virtual and in some cases actual family of delinquents, deviants, malcontents, haters, masturbaters, hoodlums and general social rejects who are here for one thing, to escape reality for a bit, connect with others who are much like us who share our common bond of the outdoors and challenge each other to grow or digress as humans.

PLEASE have some fun on this TR, smile and don't take things very personal. I have made the assumption that all the people posting in here are letting of some steam, aren't pedophiles, racists, assholes, etc. and want to have a good laugh at others/other things/farm animals expense. Please try to do the same

**dk_alaskan** · 03-23-2007, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by DForrest53

edit: dk_alaskan, I'm trying to live up to the spirit of the thread

Thanks, I appreciate that. Do you have jokes about snowboarders?

**The AD** · 03-23-2007, 02:20 PM

A woman gets on an elevator already occupied by a man. After the door closes and they start moving he asks her, "hey, can I smell your pussy?" Offended, the woman says "NO, you certainly can NOT!" The guy says, "oh, sorry, it must be your breath then."

**dk_alaskan** · 03-23-2007, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by DForrest53

These probably belong in the safe for work thread, but whatever.

Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Because any longer and they need to be retrained!

Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.

Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."

Those are DEFINITELY gheypic jokes, but still worthy none the less

**Tippster** · 03-23-2007, 02:28 PM

It's OK, you guys - DForrest53 is black.

**ptavv** · 03-23-2007, 02:29 PM

where would the outrage be if brklyntrayc had posted those jokes

**dk_alaskan** · 03-23-2007, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by ptavv

where would the outrage be if brklyntrayc had posted those jokes

THAT is the hypocrisy i wanted to get away from with this thread. Thanks for bringing that up

**Tippster** · 03-23-2007, 02:39 PM

She wouldn't have - she has a sense of humor and knows what funny is. The vast majority of the jokes in question weren't funny, they weren't even "groaners," they were simply ugly.

Does racism go both ways in comedy? Absolutely - there was even a study done where a relatively well known black comic's (Eddie something) 5 minutes from the Def Comedy Jam was edited to make all references to white people into references of black people. 100% of readers, regardless of their race, said they didn't like the jokes and thought they were too racist.

Some shit just isn't funny.

**P_McPoser** · 03-23-2007, 02:44 PM

I want to hear some white guy / american jokes...anyone?

**ptavv** · 03-23-2007, 02:45 PM

Like all things, comedy is a matter of taste. Sure, he threw tons of jokes out there. Given a wide sampling someone would find each one funny. Just because you didn't doesn't make you the arbiter of whether it's funny or not.

**ptavv** · 03-23-2007, 02:51 PM

Q: What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A: Relative humidity.

Q. How do you castrate a redneck?
A. You kick his sister in the jaw!

Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

Q: Why do American 18-year-olds take sex education courses?

A: So they can learn what they've been doing wrong for the past five years.

Q: What do Americans call a TV set that goes five years without need of repair?

A: An import.

Q: How can an American be certain that the car he's just bought is actually new?

A: When it's recalled by the factory.

**P_McPoser** · 03-23-2007, 02:54 PM

What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!

Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm? A: A Pimp.

Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up cunts.

And Dforrest, I do think that your choice of jokes is an open window into your racist feelings, but who knows, there are "black jokes" that aren't racist, that are still funny, such as:

Q: Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with a fork? A: So they don't bite off their fingers.