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Thread: Best 'troller clichés

  1. #76
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    If manning the backcountry gate, ask questions such as "Going to ski the mank?" Or, "Gonna go ski some wind board?" Or, "Have fun out there, pfff." Turn page on Outside Adventure Magazine.

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    Say lots of things like

    My patrol shift is the one you want to get hurt on.
    Besides the comet that killed the dinosaurs nothing has destroyed a species faster than entitled white people.-ajp

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    Can we get before and after carnage pictures of this get-up?

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    heh I think I can get an Outside Mag cover from my neighbor, too bad there's not a copy of Ski Country within 621.9 miles of my house.

    kidwoo, touché is all I can say (I'm a poet and I know it)

    I am in the process of triage like any good 'troller, deciding what's really feasible to haul around for a long night in an extremely crowded bar. And yes, pics will likely follow.
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    Ski Patrol Barbie is one of your finer creative endeavors. If you see Elliot, give him a pre-comp run squeeze for me and get him drunk at DBB.
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912 View Post
    Ski Patrol Barbie is one of your finer creative endeavors. If you see Elliot, give him a pre-comp run squeeze for me and get him drunk at DBB.
    Trauma Lima is staying here, so I'll definitely see him; also Samwich and a buddy of his. Nick's coming in tonight...the ever growing pinwheel that is the Xtal Comp/Dirtbag Ball weekend. Sorry we're not picking you up as we roll.

    Everyone's ideas have helped a ton and Ski Patrol Barbie is coming along...clockwise from the front, her choker, gloves, bracelet and shoes:



    Bracelet detail:



    Choker detail:



    And my clients wonder what I do with my time.
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    Thumbs up

    Pictures of your avie dog needed.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Pictures of your avie dog needed.
    At first I envisioned the dog strapped to my leg in "heel" position, but then I realized he really should be affixed as if he were humping the back of my leg. It's a little out of focus but that's a RECCO logo...going on everything, including my shoes.

    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    What's his name? Sluff? Slider? Probe?

    I'll lend you Gus if you want. As you know leg humping is his raison d'être.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    That seriously might be the best costume ever. EVER.

    Edit: jury is still out though until it's seen in full effect....

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    glorious. very nice work
    backcountry makes my wee wee tingle...
    "What was once a mighty river. Now a ghost." Edward Abbey
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    It's not wyoming...it's Jackson.
    Different rules apply.
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    "Feeling good is good enough."

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    Ken demands you post pics wearing the complete outfit.
    livin the dream

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    Full deal soon, but I have to do a little work first! Here's a teaser. Damn rescue dog just wouldn't leave my leg alone all night. Off, Probe, off!!!




    And...he's spent.

    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    I'm dissapointed. Ski Patrol Barbie's toenails should be red with little white crosses as well.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
    -Death

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    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    Okay okay, cross posted so other people can post DBB party pics.
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    Great shoes Monique!!! Love the dog too. Probe, you are brilliant. Perfect name. Really.
    The snow doesn't give a soft white damn whom it touches.
    ~ e.e. cummings

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    Bump for not a bad way to support the CAIC:

    http://www.summitdaily.com/article/20070412/AE/70412011
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