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  1. 03-19-2007, 09:40 PM #51
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    Monique,

    Here's the link to the NSP myspace site. Should provide you with ample ideas for your costume. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=92583597

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  2. 03-19-2007, 10:41 PM #52
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  3. 03-19-2007, 11:05 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monique View Post
    Perhaps you have me confused with Manique.
    My bad. But still fun to think about.
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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    A meat sled (attach wheels to make it easier to drag around) and hire Gosey to ride in it for the evening - apply lots of Ketchup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdog View Post
    36 posts and I can't believe nobody mentioned this essential: A cigar! You must have a cigar, how else do you expect to light the fuse on your explosives? I can send you a large NSP cross if you like to attach to your jacket. Let me know by PM.

    but you gotta remember to light the cigar with an ig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lax View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by mnflyfish View Post
    God I feel like such a tool. I have a few of those decals, just a few, on my truck. I assure you and the Mrs, that I do not have match.com, nor the lab one.
    Strange, so you're not denying that you're a pony enthusiast...
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    A stashed vile of urine for random drug tests.
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    sunscreen on the nose, not rubbed in. along with the goggle tan
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    Webbing and biner around your waist.

    Leatherman on your belt.

    Shovel/probe on rope on your back.

    Got to have holes in your gloves.

    Nothing that says NSP!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post
    Strange, so you're not denying that you're a pony enthusiast...
    Or a Junior Ranger, for that matter.

    Mnflyfish and someone else whose post I can't find anymore who offered a cross, it's probably too short notice to send stuff (party is Sat) but thank you, you rock. Thanks to the internet I have lots of stolen logo images to work with, and I have friends on patrol who can hook me up with bits and pieces of costume too.

    Redskea, why no NSP logo?
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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    - Pre-record a bunch of two-way radio chatter onto a tape/ipod and play it through speakers hidden in pockets. Serious vocal tones, but subtle and funny messages are a must: "snowboarder stuck in the flats off chair 3,"....etc.

    - Find an oversized gag-store rat and put a patrol dog vest on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monique View Post
    Redskea, why no NSP logo?
    NSP=jollies for the vollies. Most pros don't give two shits about 'senior status'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flykdog View Post
    NSP=jollies for the vollies. Most pros don't give two shits about 'senior status'.

    The better to dork out my patroller costume then! (Most pros don't sport Forest Pony Enthusiast stickers either.)
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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    Someone prolly already mentioned it, but don't forget the studfinder.
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    Just sorted through wigs (big costume box at home). Theme = clarified.

    Ski Patrol Barbie
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tenB View Post
    A stashed vile of urine for random drug tests.


    Damn. I shoulda thought of that before they kicked me off.

    One time the area owner yelled at me for skiing fresh pow right under the lift a half hour before we opened.
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    imagine if one vollunteer patroller got hurt, and another one tried to rescue him. They would all die!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flykdog View Post
    NSP=jollies for the vollies. Most pros don't give two shits about 'senior status'.

    I was stirring
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtaylor View Post


    imagine if one vollunteer patroller got hurt, and another one tried to rescue him. They would all die!
    I think that's refered to as a "Daisy Chain"
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    Quote Originally Posted by flykdog View Post
    NSP=jollies for the vollies. Most pros don't give two shits about 'senior status'.
    Most "vollies" don't give two shits either. Worse yet are the "certified" folks. It's not like it get's you a pay raise, just a bunch of extra stuff to deal with. The only "benefit" was that some areas required senior status to grant "sign on" priv's but I've never run into anyone saying no to my services, but then I rarely sign on because when I'm skiing at another ski area, it's hopefully worth my time to be skiing it and the last thing I want to do is have to work. I did sign on one day while on vacation with my wife. Spent the entire day in the patrol room dealing with injuries and saw something like two runs. The next morning I went right to the ticket window and disappeared into the crowd. Now the only time I sign on is when my daughter has a race, I spend most of my day standing around anyway and they are always happy to have a patroller on the race course so none of them have to spend their day watching seven year olds crash through a course.

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  23. 03-21-2007, 03:09 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtaylor View Post


    imagine if one vollunteer patroller got hurt, and another one tried to rescue him. They would all die!
    Hey I take exception to that, to a point. I have a short list of people that I would allow to help me.

    Actually, here in the midwest all but a few patrollers are volli and many bring a great deal of skill and outside education to the ski "hill". The guys I was patrolling with this season included a cardiac care nurse, a inflight paramedic, the former National Avi advisor for the NSP, etc. My patrol shift is the one you want to get hurt on.

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    Sew this little guy on to your shoulder and introduce him as "Chip"
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    Quote Originally Posted by outdoorwood View Post


    Sew this little guy on to your shoulder and introduce him as "Chip"
    I don't know much about art, but that's funny!
    Try to keep two ideas in your head at the same time without blowing your brains out your ass.
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