I'm buying a Zamboni apparently you can be drunk while operating one and not get a DUI.
I'm buying a Zamboni apparently you can be drunk while operating one and not get a DUI.
"Don't drive angry."
Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
titty bar soo fucked up soooooo fucked up
Wow. The night Shift is wierd. It's 6:26am and I'm drinking.
its the whisky talking
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
No superthread is complete without a little Thriller... Indian style.
We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.
I don't know if this has been posted in this thread, but I know it has on TGR because thats how I first found it. It always makes me laugh because I probably went to college with like half the guys on there. Enjoy
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
yay for thursday beers!
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time to go drink some white russians and bowl to remain in 1st place in our league. if we win tonite we win the league.
whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.
Went to the ATL for the Final Four last weekend.....
How bout them Gators ???
Carry on.
Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
and my head in the cool blue North
- Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)
god damn cheatin muther fuckin team we bowled they suck balls cheatin ass bitches. they brought in a ringer and i am now drunk god damn cheatin assholes they stole first place from us god damn assholes their regular bowler was sitting there watching the whole time and they had this guy that was a great bowler bowling for him and they beat our asses cuz they cheat ass bag muther fuckers bitches i love white russians.
whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.
I need a new wallet.
Suggestions?
Yeah.
I suggest you get a new wallet.
not counting days 2016-17
adam used to make some pretty nice duct-tape wallets, as you can see
however, if you want a cool cowskin wallet (hair and all), let me know.
BAR'S OPEN!
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First call... anyone?
its the whisky talking
Wallet...
BBHHAAAAA. the thought of purchasing a wallet? BBBHHHAAAAAA x2
That's the only gift my mother in law has ever gotten me. She hates me. She gets me a new wallet every other Christmas. That is all.
Remember the caustic mother in law on the Flintstones? That is my mother in law.
Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
a little work on google and I found her, err, my mother in law...
Pearl Slaghoople.
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I was shocked to find that it was the voice of Elizabeth Taylor.
Edit: not thee case....
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Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
Mark Twain
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Not the best movie ever, but another good one.......
here's the short version:
there has not been a post in here for 5 hours. I feel obligated to state a rather depressing fact.
The ice cream truck just drove by my house.
Edit: not the cool kind with bears inside
"JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
-Observed at Brighton, UT
Days on snow 2007/2008 season
Backcountry: 11
Lift served: 11
___________
Total: 22
another great scene.
You have to wonder how he feels about the fact that the war is going to end.
its the whisky talking
I'm heading to Taco Bell. You want anything?
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