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    I'm buying a Zamboni apparently you can be drunk while operating one and not get a DUI.
    "Don't drive angry."

    Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sea2ski View Post
    I'm buying a Zamboni apparently you can be drunk while operating one and not get a DUI.
    Can you drive it on the road???? Had a ride on one years ago and worried the whole time it would fall thru the ice... road, way safer, for me. Even w/a drunk driving...
    When logic goes out the window, go with it.

    -- yogachik

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    titty bar soo fucked up soooooo fucked up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical Ali' The Wax Master View Post
    titty bar soo fucked up soooooo fucked up
    This post useless without pics.
    I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

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    Wow. The night Shift is wierd. It's 6:26am and I'm drinking.
    its the whisky talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by detroit View Post
    Wow. The night Shift is wierd. It's 6:26am and I'm drinking.
    Ya it is. While driving one of those large red machines pictured above, I got really tired of breakfast...before work, after work....yeah, gimme a western omelet and a pitcher of Bud...
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    No superthread is complete without a little Thriller... Indian style.

    We're sorta like 7-Eleven. We're not always doing business, but we're always open.

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    I don't know if this has been posted in this thread, but I know it has on TGR because thats how I first found it. It always makes me laugh because I probably went to college with like half the guys on there. Enjoy
    http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

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    yay for thursday beers!


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    time to go drink some white russians and bowl to remain in 1st place in our league. if we win tonite we win the league.
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    Went to the ATL for the Final Four last weekend.....

    How bout them Gators ???

    Carry on.
    Me, I want to live with my feet in Dixie
    and my head in the cool blue North
    - Jimmy Buffet (Nothin' but a breeze)

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    god damn cheatin muther fuckin team we bowled they suck balls cheatin ass bitches. they brought in a ringer and i am now drunk god damn cheatin assholes they stole first place from us god damn assholes their regular bowler was sitting there watching the whole time and they had this guy that was a great bowler bowling for him and they beat our asses cuz they cheat ass bag muther fuckers bitches i love white russians.
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkid View Post
    god damn cheatin muther fuckin team we bowled
    was it these guys?


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    I need a new wallet.

    Suggestions?

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    Yeah.

    I suggest you get a new wallet.
    not counting days 2016-17

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    adam used to make some pretty nice duct-tape wallets, as you can see

    however, if you want a cool cowskin wallet (hair and all), let me know.

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    BAR'S OPEN!



    First call... anyone?
    its the whisky talking

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty View Post
    I need a new wallet.

    Suggestions?
    Wallet...

    BBHHAAAAA. the thought of purchasing a wallet? BBBHHHAAAAAA x2

    That's the only gift my mother in law has ever gotten me. She hates me. She gets me a new wallet every other Christmas. That is all.

    Remember the caustic mother in law on the Flintstones? That is my mother in law.
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    Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

    Mark Twain

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    a little work on google and I found her, err, my mother in law...

    Pearl Slaghoople.

    Attachment 24646

    I was shocked to find that it was the voice of Elizabeth Taylor.

    Edit: not thee case....
    Last edited by skiing-in-jackson; 04-06-2007 at 07:42 AM.
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    Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

    Mark Twain

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    Last edited by goatboy smellz; 04-06-2007 at 12:11 PM.

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    Not the best movie ever, but another good one.......

    here's the short version:


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    there has not been a post in here for 5 hours. I feel obligated to state a rather depressing fact.

    The ice cream truck just drove by my house.

    Edit: not the cool kind with bears inside
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
    Lift served: 11
    ___________
    Total: 22

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    another great scene.




    You have to wonder how he feels about the fact that the war is going to end.
    its the whisky talking

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    I'm heading to Taco Bell. You want anything?

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