The first superthread attempt.

[sea2ski]

I just wanted to post on page 69.

[The Dad]

Answer: Six.

Question: How many times last night did one of my six-year-olds wake up to vomit?

I think I managed to save everything except one stuffed animal. Maybe two.

Time to take the other kids to school and then stay home with him.

[Bodhi]

The height of Mammoth Mountain is 3369 meters...so this dabble of data need to be place here on page 69.

[brutah]

Yeah, but did you see this bird.


j/k

Oh but i did..... The prof. was very liberal with his language around us towards the end and actually threw that up when our van passed his during a road trip. He also drove us into moab to watch game 7 of the Jazz-Rockets series and bought us beer. And he told one student that he was "a piece of shit" (in a joking manner) after the said student taunted him after the jazz lost to Golden State. Got to love a tenured professor.

[brutah]

wiki definition of 69: The sexual position 69 is one of the most commonly known sexual positions. In this position, two people orient themselves such that each person's mouth is near the other's genitals, enabling them to perform mutual oral sex.[1] This position can be performed in same-sex or opposite-sex pairings.

Methods: This can be done lying down, one on top of the other or side by side, or alternatively, one partner can stand while holding the other upside down. In this position, the genitals are approached from the opposite direction, thereby creating a sensation different from that of ordinary oral sex.

In this position, a woman's clitoris is licked from top to bottom, and it may be licked through the clitoral hood, providing a buffer if the clitoris is too sensitive for direct stimulation. A man's frenulum rubs against the roof of the performing partner's mouth, while the foreskin and the front of the glans may be stimulated by their tongue. One variation includes digital penetration of either partner's anus or vagina

Origin: The term "69" derives from a reference to the fact that the digit 6 is the digit 9 rotated 180 degrees, and that in this position, the partners are similarly oriented

Disadvantages: The intensity of the sensations may diminish mutual pleasure, as one may find it difficult to concentrate on giving stimulation while receiving it. Stimulation may also cause involuntarily muscle movements, such as clenching of the jaw, which can be disadvantageous when experienced by a receiving partner.

[tigerstripe40]

I think I have to draw the line at anything w/"dead guy" in the title...

Glad you and the Mormon Missionary are enjoying yourselves...

We did.

As a matter of fact, after we finished the Dead Guy and moved on to the Bacardi 151 Mojito's we discussed planet Kolob, and it's impact on the tidal forces of earth.

From there we discussed the merits of the NTN binding system, and the reason why Telemark skiing is in fact, bad ass...

[shmoesmith]

I wanted to post in this important thread today.

I wasn't sure what to post, but since this is a superthread and anything goes, I will now post the ingredients of backpacker's pantry 'cajun salmon inferno'

Instant brown rice , sauce (nonfat milk, vegetarian chicken soup base(hydrolyzed soy protein, natural flavor, autolyzed yeast extract, soybean oil, silicone dioxide, and extract of turmeric), Sour cream solids, potato starch, maltodextrin, unbleached flour, chili powder, salt, butter powder(butter cream salt annatto extract), non-fat dry milk, buttermilk, sodium citrate, citric acid, tocopherol, beta carotene, vitamin supplement, fructose, corn starch, salmon, onion, tomato flakes, red and green bell peppers.

Edit; seems tasty to me.

[schwerty]

Gin, sunshine, and my deck are a great match!

[tigerstripe40]

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!!

That is all.

[shmoesmith]

Where is Valleygirl today? She usually posts int he morning

[willywhit]

Where is Valleygirl today? She usually posts int he morning

stalker alert ! just kiddin' shmoe

[shmoesmith]

stalker alert ! just kiddin' shmoe

I know...I worry now that she has my number....each time I look out the window and see a person I am afraid it is her. I know she is stalking me.

[hikeitfirst]

VG peeping

[brutah]

let's get this thread to page 70

page 69 is just cliche

[72Twenty]

I think I should shower. I'm all itchy.

[Mofro261]

^^^^
in your twatchy?

[72Twenty]

I feel better now. I was in my shower, soaking my...

[AsheanMT]

Big Sloppy Vagina!

[highflyingpilot]

ballin'! should be the standard response to everything

[brutah]

top of the mornin to ya!

[Son1cdeth]

do we get to take this thread to the new forums?

[tigerstripe40]

This belongs here....
http://www.youtube.com/v/5Ez5Zqq2SXg

[brutah]

there you go

[72Twenty]

Ummm.... ok.

Now, here's something to bring you back to earth...

[AsheanMT]

Yeeeeeeeeehaw