The first superthread attempt.

[Millsie]

I was cutting really stinky farts today. I was worried I was going to have to post in the ped my Pants thread.

[72Twenty]

Who decided a lamp should in fact, be called a "lamp"?

[72Twenty]

Do you always go so deep this time of night????

heh.... how YOU doin'?

[sledneckripper]

Heh................

[shmoesmith]

why is it that people with a lisp can't say lisp?

[Benny Profane]

I knew a Chinese guy who had a risp.

[72Twenty]

You guys all need to come to Wyo next season and join me for this:

http://www.togwoteelodge.com/snowcat_skiing.shtml

[72Twenty]

I'm watching 'Respect' on my computer right now...

[spook]

i'm watching opb, about to stick a dvd in to watch a movie, except that i'm going to the doc first, wishing i wasn't on the wagon.

[highflyingpilot]

I just watched the Simpsons

[brutah]

From a sign in the town clerk's office in Baaaahhhttlett...

I'm so lucky to live in this town because whenever I don't know what I'm doing, somebody else does.

Always amazes me but it's true!!

I have no idea what you are trying to say.......

[smalls]

avoid the noid!

[72Twenty]

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

where did boobies come from?

[wi3dzmin]

I'm drinking a red stripe right now. It's delicious.

[wi3dzmin]

My fucking coffee maker is broken... fuck!

Gonna have to go for some boutique coffee this morning.

[skiing-in-jackson]

Really made me laugh. The Mother in Law lived in Dubois for years, now Cody two of the windiest places in this part of the state. Thankfully it doesn't blow like that here in Jackson.

Laramie- now that blows

[spook]

me like dead

http://www.archive.org/search.php?qu...only%3A%281%29

[spook]

depends which part you're smelling

[spook]

The first thing I remember knowing,
Was a lonesome whistle blowing,
And a young un's dream of growing up to ride;
On a freight train leaving town,
Not knowing where I'm bound,
No-one could change my mind but Mama tried.
One and only rebel child,
From a family, meek and mild:
My Mama seemed to know what lay in store.
Despite all my Sunday learning,
Towards the bad, I kept on turning.
'Til Mama couldn't hold me anymore.

And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.

Dear old Daddy, rest his soul,
Left my Mom a heavy load;
She tried so very hard to fill his shoes.
Working hours without rest,
Wanted me to have the best.
She tried to raise me right but I refused.

And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.

merle haggard

[72Twenty]

I'm in a winter storm warning.

[detroit]

Should I plant some hibiscus?

[spook]

celebrate the die off.

http://dieoff.org/

[hikeitfirst]

Anything you can get away with is a good thing.

[detroit]

God yes, if you can get away w/it.

I think the anti-hibiscus law has been recinded.