Fresh out.![]()
Fresh out.![]()
When logic goes out the window, go with it.
-- yogachik
My wife made a spinach quiche for dinner. It was good.
Anyone flatulated recently?
Just now. My supper had eggs in it.![]()
I refuse to eat anything that comes out of a chicken's ass.
so back to the girls poppin' zits.....
i had a girlfriend who liked to pop my zits and the weird thing was she had terrible ance and now she is in esthetician school....... she used to pop her zits with those dialysis needle things and when she asked to pop mine, i would be like you got plenty of your own....... I fuckin hated that chick, fell for her so hard too, good riddance!!
THANK GOD!!! I just finished my federal return. I owe $12. Now THAT is efficient tax paying.
"JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
-Observed at Brighton, UT
Days on snow 2007/2008 season
Backcountry: 11
Lift served: 11
___________
Total: 22
Tax is sucks.
I flatulated some trader joes chicken sausage about 15 minutes ago. It was like the sausages were on the stove again. It was awesome.
I owed $126![]()
"JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
-Observed at Brighton, UT
Days on snow 2007/2008 season
Backcountry: 11
Lift served: 11
___________
Total: 22
My 1000th post. I'd don't think I should think about how many of my posts are in threads like this as opposed to about things that are ski related.![]()
"Don't drive angry."
Best quote from the movie "Groundhog Day"
I didn't make enough money to get taxed.
I fucked up my taxes by not including part of scholarship.
Opps.
I'm planning to file the extension.
not counting days 2016-17
When I die I will have 2 questions ready to go for god:
1. Why did you put us on earth to live, suffer, and die?
2. Where is the damned lip gloss that rolled under my desk around 2 years ago?
Sprite
"I call it reveling in natures finest element. Water in its pristine form. Straight from the heavens. We bathe in it, rejoicing in the fullest." --BZ
it's been too damn long since I've posted a funny picture or twelve in this thread. I don't even rememebr where I left off..
did you guys see this one?
or this one?
pretty sure I didn't get to these yet:
(a coondog, get it! har de har har har)
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just here to bump it back up to the top![]()
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