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  1. 03-31-2007, 11:09 AM #601
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    Why has no one posted a picture of a monkey yet????

    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
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    Total: 22
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    I find monkeys somewhat frightening... maybe this is why.
    gotta play
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    Since we are on the subject of primates, I thought I would mention that one of our closest relatives (as far as DNA concerns), bonobos are the only other animal known to have sex missionary style:





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  5. 04-02-2007, 09:21 AM #605
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    Time for a revival.

    And the moral of the story is: Don't piss off engineers who owe you money....

    Last edited by alpinedad; 04-02-2007 at 01:45 PM.
    not counting days 2016-17
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  6. 04-02-2007, 10:58 AM #606
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    That is fucking awesome.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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  7. 04-02-2007, 11:08 AM #607
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    it has to stay on the front page...or it gets the hose.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
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    Total: 22
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  8. 04-02-2007, 12:43 PM #608
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    sometimes when i'm about to bust a nut i like to make monkey noises
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.
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  9. 04-02-2007, 01:37 PM #609
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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkid View Post
    sometimes when i'm about to bust a nut i like to make monkey noises


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    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
    -Observed at Brighton, UT

    Days on snow 2007/2008 season
    Backcountry: 11
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  10. 04-02-2007, 01:44 PM #610
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    And I can't believe I (or someone else) hasn't posted this yet.

    In honor of impending Easter:

    not counting days 2016-17
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  11. 04-02-2007, 04:26 PM #611
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    johnny quest thinks we're sell-outs
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  12. 04-02-2007, 04:48 PM #612
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    Assuming you got grease on your jacket from any of the killington chairs.
    Take your ski jacket to K cutomer service. They will send it to a local cleaner in Rutland. It takes about a week.
    The cleaner is Modern Cleaners and they do a great job.
    I had to have my red jacket cleaned several times due to the grease
    from the chairs.
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willywhit View Post
    Assuming you got grease on your jacket from any of the killington chairs.
    Take your ski jacket to K cutomer service. They will send it to a local cleaner in Rutland. It takes about a week.
    The cleaner is Modern Cleaners and they do a great job.
    I had to have my red jacket cleaned several times due to the grease
    from the chairs.
    Why the fuck is there grease on their chairs?

    killington must have some lazy ass mechanics.... And a week to clean a ski jacket that is shitty. One more reason why i will probably never ski on the ice coast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by valleygirl View Post
    I'm throwing my jacket out. Too much grease from too many chairs -- no one place to make responsible... AND it's somewhat out of date...
    they'll clean your jacket...fo' free.
    THAT'S customer service......
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smalls View Post
    johnny quest thinks we're sell-outs
    less than jake kicks ass, great live show,
    whoever said laughter is the best medicine never had Gonorrhea.
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    it puts the lotion on it's skin
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    I'm still out of fuckn pocket
    If it weren't for serendipity, there'd be no dipity at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by thephatkid View Post
    sometimes when i'm about to bust a nut i like to make monkey noises
    That must really annoy your parents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    I'm the most extreme skier in my office. I'll see your III and raise you one level of radness.
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    Monty Python's version of the cougar phenomenon:
    "This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenseless, fit young men".
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    Quote Originally Posted by smalls View Post
    johnny quest thinks we're sell-outs
    So does Hadji-
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

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  22. 04-03-2007, 09:01 AM #622
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    somone figure out how to embed this:

    http://www.whoomp.com/articles/163/1...-4-non-blondes

    it NEEDS to be in the super thread.
    "JONG!!!!!" is the sound a lift tower makes when a gaper runs into it.
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    There you go

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    Anyone else stoked for the new transformers movie???

    I don't think I've been this excited since Snakes on a MOTHERFUCKIN' plane came out.
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