The first superthread attempt.

[shmoesmith]

This thread needs some stars by it. 5 stars.

[WhiteLight]

shmoesmith, I'm not even really a cat-person, but those damn Caturday pix and goofy aol-style subtitles bust me up. I only discovered them in the last few months, but man, whenever I am feeling like shit on a swizzle-stick, flipping thru those whack cat pix makes me smile.

I defy anyone to page thru these crazy cats and not get happy:

Caturday

[highflyingpilot]

All hail Poobah

[72Twenty]

Ok. This clip HAS to be placed in this thread to preserve it for all of time. I miss playing Tecmo Super Bowl.

[Benny Profane]

I watched a cat keel over and die right in front of me last summer. As I dug his grave, I pondered my own mortality. And whether or not the Yankees would make the playoffs.

[shmoesmith]

uggg, time to start off another day at the office. Going to try this new enviga green tea based drink. Breakfast is served.

[lionelhutz]

I have to be honest that enviga shit looks terrible. There is no way you don't spit it out.

It looks almost as bad as that crap with the jelly bubble floaters in it.
God- what was that stuff called.....

[Tye 1on]

I have to be honest that enviga shit looks terrible. There is no way you don't spit it out.

It looks almost as bad as that crap with the jelly bubble floaters in it.
God- what was that stuff called.....

[smalls]

orbitz. the gravity-defying drink.

i used to love that stuff. not sure why though, as i'm 98% certain it tastes awful and the little balls have the consistency of little balled up boogers.

[shmoesmith]

orbitz. the gravity-defying drink.

i used to love that stuff. not sure why though, as i'm 98% certain it tastes awful and the little balls have the consistency of little balled up boogers.

You know what little balled up boogers are like? Actually the Enviga wasn't too bad. A lot better than I was expecting. I would drink another one.

[brutah]

Ok. This clip HAS to be placed in this thread to preserve it for all of time. I miss playing Tecmo Super Bowl.

The great thing about that clip is that bo jackson was actually that good in real life. I mean the dude ripped his quad muscle swinging a baseball bat, he was too powerful for his own good


BO KNOWS!!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!!

[lionelhutz]

Mentioning Bo Jackson always brings up the same never ending discussion in my world: Who is the greatest all around athlete of all time? Bo? Jim Brown? Jim Thorpe? There is no answer.....but my money is still on Brown.

[Tye 1on]

Mentioning Bo Jackson always brings up the same never ending discussion in my world: Who is the greatest all around athlete of all time? Bo? Jim Brown? Jim Thorpe? There is no answer.....but my money is still on Brown.

Michael Jordan or Eddie the Eagle, pretty much a tie.

[Tippster]

buying gusano rojo brand tequila. anybody know why you can't get that in the states?...

It's not tequila, it's Mezcal - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mezcal - and is widely available in the US. My little corner Liquor store has Gusano Rojo, Dos gusanos, and some other Mezcal for ~$15/750ml. I somewhat respect your ability to drink it - I think it tastes like liquid roadkill.

Mezcal is to tequila what MD 20/20 is to wine.

[The AD]

Coffee mugs: do we really need any more of them?

Seriously, if they stopped making coffee mugs today I'm confident the world supply is sufficient for the rest of man's existence on the Earth. Those stainless steel travel mugs are rapidly approaching this status, too.

[Benny Profane]

Check out that Powder.com banner ad that pops up on top of this page every now and then. Doesn't the second dude on the left look like Keanu Reeves?

[The Dad]

Check out that Powder.com banner ad that pops up on top of this page every now and then. Doesn't the second dude on the left look like Keanu Reeves?

Every time Keanu is mentioned, I must mention the fact that I was once his body double.

Fact.

[ska21]

I know Kung Fu

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

DEAD BODIES
I was working in the river today in deep water. I got home and a friend that was working with me called to tell me that Fire and Rescue was pulling a body out about a thousand feet up river from where we were. I asked him if it was the woman that has been missing for the last month. He said they could not determine the sex of the floater yet.

[Chemical Ali' The Wax Master]

I know Kung Fu

I have seen KUNG FU

[rideit]

I like Inca Cola.

[72Twenty]

DEAD BODIES
I was working in the river today in deep water. I got home and a friend that was working with me called to tell me that Fire and Rescue was pulling a body out about a thousand feet up river from where we were. I asked him if it was the woman that has been missing for the last month. He said they could not determine the sex of the floater yet.

I hope to be pulling something out of the river too.

One of these:

[brutah]

I hope to be pulling something out of the river too.

One of these:

how do you catch a fake fish?

[Tippster]

With a fake crawdad, duh.

[Brocktoon]

I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind.