Check Out Our Shop
Results 1 to 18 of 18

Thread: Woke Up In a Whirlwind...

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Orangina
    Posts
    9,654

    Arrow Woke Up In a Whirlwind...

    ....just you watch my head spin.


    Really, really drunk this morning, I think. Morning sex and chicken app;e sauage isn't doin it. Mother of god. Please hlp me.
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Central Mass.
    Posts
    1,322
    i woke up with cold shakes, then i poured a cup of some flavored coffee at work and took a sip and almost puked.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    I'm lost
    Posts
    288
    my advice - bite the dog that bit you.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    right behind you!
    Posts
    5,203
    No hangover this morning on my end. But the morning sex did leave me with a tweaked knee. Since it's snowing out, this makes perfect sense in my world.

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    180
    i hear ya...except my whirled head comes from 2 consecutive get to work at 5 am...why you ask????

    [Man in Black Voice] Im goin to Irwin, Irwin, Irwin Lodge. Im goin to Irwin...[MIBV]

    How'd you get that hangover, drinking away the blues from watching your boys get punked during consecutive homecomings???
    Ouch, i understand that pain...damn T'Wolves.

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    Orangina
    Posts
    9,654
    Originally posted by Tap
    One week ago it was the Battle of the Roommates, today it's morning sex? Way to go Rev!

    thank you i5t's all I have sometimes
    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    right behind you!
    Posts
    5,203
    Originally posted by Jiffy
    [Man in Black Voice] Im goin to Irwin, Irwin, Irwin Lodge. Im goin to Irwin...[MIBV]

    SWEET!!! We're planning a trip down there later this month.

  8. #8
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Posts
    33,437

    Re: Woke Up In a Whirlwind...

    Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
    ....just you watch my head spin.


    Really, really drunk this morning, I think. Morning sex and chicken app;e sauage isn't doin it. Mother of god. Please hlp me.
    Chicken appendages?

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    180
    Originally posted by Pinner
    SWEET!!! We're planning a trip down there later this month.
    you'll be happy to know that my friend, who's lived there for 12 years, says its the best snowpack he's ever seen!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    right behind you!
    Posts
    5,203
    Originally posted by Jiffy
    you'll be happy to know that my friend, who's lived there for 12 years, says its the best snowpack he's ever seen!
    Irwin people say that every year.

    Could be we're talking about the same friend?

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Sea Level
    Posts
    3,711
    Last night some barely wine kicked my ass.
    The trumpet scatters its awful sound Over the graves of all lands Summoning all before the throne

    Death and mankind shall be stunned When Nature arises To give account before the Judge

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Posts
    113
    You're having saussage sex?

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    White room @ 49th & 8th
    Posts
    733

    Re: Re: Woke Up In a Whirlwind...

    Originally posted by splat
    Chicken appendages?
    Dim Sum?
    You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    180
    Originally posted by Pinner
    Irwin people say that every year.

    Could be we're talking about the same friend?
    Named after a Synonym for moped, and used to be the bomb bitch up there?

  15. #15
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    right behind you!
    Posts
    5,203
    Go figure.

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    Stuck in perpetual Meh
    Posts
    35,244
    Originally posted by Jiffy
    Named after a Synonym for moped...
    uhhh...."Mulva?"

    I'm nursing a good one myself, Rev. Water, 3 ExtraStrength Tylenols, and a shot of Vodka w/bitters is the only cure I know guaranteed to work for me. Unfortunately there's no Vodka to be found in this Newsroom. Go Figure...

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    MI
    Posts
    4,956
    Rev, just do what I do -- excuse yourself to the bathroom, plop yourself on the toilet, put your head between your knees, and rest until the floor tiles stop dancing.
    Balls Deep in the 'Ho

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Posts
    180
    Given who your friends with and i'm married to, its really not that hard to figure.

    ill report back next week. cheers.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •