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  1. 03-10-2007, 09:11 AM #1
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    Born on this Day: Chuck Norris...

    The day the Earth stood still.

    That is all.
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    Chuck Norris shit the earth out
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    there is no theory of evolution;

    just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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    Best actor ever.
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    Since the birth of Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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    He's still going.... 74 y/o.
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    chuck norris died 20 years ago. death just hasn't had the courage to tell him.
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    Click image for larger version.  Name: chuck norris.jpg  Views: 71  Size: 12.7 KB  ID: 152264
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Google's e-mail address is gmail@chucknorris.com
    greatest business idea ever. i would pay to use that domain for email.
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