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  1. 12-23-2005, 06:16 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by shirk
    Those sound fugly. The fugly factor could help the bargin hunters. Deep discounts on the skis nobody wants.
    The good news is that the Watea's are big and black and quite a bit stiffer than this years model... Haven't seen a pair in person yet, so...

    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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  2. 12-23-2005, 06:24 PM #27
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  3. 12-23-2005, 08:36 PM #28
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    The Atomic SX11 is nasty:


    I can't decide if the new one is just as bad, or even worse:


    I see a trend here: cross skis from any manufacturer are really f&%*ing ugly.
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  4. 12-24-2005, 07:00 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clack
    Umm... coyote ugly?
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  5. 12-24-2005, 12:19 PM #30
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    How about the Bro's topsheet?
    I know I'm peeing into my own mug now but the fair blue ain't do it either.
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  6. 12-24-2005, 12:58 PM #31
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    They're a bit of a dirtbag status symbol around here, and like most of the people riding them, these skis won't be winning any beauty contests:


    Photo borrowed from a biglines article that is a very entertaining read.
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  7. 12-24-2005, 02:22 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    Come to think of it, I have a pretty ugly line up myself:




    I can't believe it: 72Twenty you're jumping straight out of the monoski closet, without further ado!

    You must feel very secure about your sexual orientation
    All work and no play, ... you know...
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  8. 12-26-2005, 05:11 PM #33
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    Tackiest graphics ever.
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  9. 12-27-2005, 07:42 AM #34
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    Original Stockli Stormriders aren't exactly beautiful. Battleship gray w/ '80's neon green.
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  10. 12-27-2005, 08:22 AM #35
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    Exclamation

    from the carving dept...







    and, the topper:


    booya.
    You want big air kid? Pull my finger.
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  11. 12-28-2005, 02:24 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by KANUTTEN
    You must feel very secure about your sexual orientation
    Yes, yes I do.

    In fact, here is a picture of me kissing a dead beaver. It is frozen solid. I love beaver. Any way I can get it.

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  12. 12-28-2005, 02:28 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smooth Johnson
    from the carving dept...

    I used to have the Elan SCX monoblock (the red/black one, second from the top in the pic). First shaped ski for me, in 1996 I think. Really fun on groomers. Really bad on everything else. I bought them thinking "cool, these'll float in powder." Nope...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
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  13. 12-28-2005, 02:56 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by KANUTTEN

    jumping straight out of the monoski closet,
    With PLATES on.
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  14. 12-28-2005, 03:09 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by cantunamunch
    With PLATES on.
    So'z I can lay down the CARRRRRRRRRRRVE.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy
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  15. 12-28-2005, 05:07 PM #40
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  16. 12-29-2005, 09:54 AM #41
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    What possessed them to design this banana monstrosity....
    Semper in Pulveris .... Only the depth varies
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  17. 12-30-2005, 04:06 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    So'z I can lay down the CARRRRRRRRRRRVE.


    Very secure indeed!
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