LMAO!

[wicked_sick]

It's international Womens' day today.

Son asks his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies,

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

"Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

[KoKopeLLi]

OMFGROFLMAOMGLOLOLOLOL54321

[f2f]

"why do brides dress in white?"
"the dishwasher has to match the refrigerator"

i tried this joke once about three weeks after i arrived on this continent. it flew as well as telling a girl that "women can't play soccer". i almost got beaten up.

ps: i bought flowers today. did you?

[72Twenty]

I did an International Woman once.