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Thread: Highway Star calls out PMTS

  1. 03-09-2007, 08:59 AM #51
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    Okay, must be bored at work

    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
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  2. 03-09-2007, 10:20 AM #52
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    now that was entertainment!!! i have nothing against epicski, to each their own, but holy shit was that the gayest thing EVER!!! Who gives a flying fuck who's a badder man getting down the hill, they completely miss the point of the freedom and energy that you get from skiing. Too much time wasted on proper form = no fun. That vid was great too, if there are mushbumps under the chair, there is powder somewhere else that could be schralped.

    screw this, I am calling out Cletus, i am going to show how one should properly rip Molly Hogan
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  3. 03-09-2007, 10:31 AM #53
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    I read the link in the first post- epic seems laid back compared to that PMTS stuff.
    Decisions Decisions
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  4. 03-09-2007, 10:49 AM #54
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    Did anyone catch BadRoo's comment on the Youtube video ??

    badroo (10 hours ago)
    Have I been teleported back to 1987?

    Haha
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  5. 03-11-2007, 06:31 PM #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by vailsnopro
    (theme music from the good, the bad, and the ugly , playing in the background...)


    As HS stands there, chewing on his cheroot, he throws open his ski bag and pulls out his favorite weapons....

    Across the parking lot, dressed in red and wearing a white cowboy hat (hey, he's from the west!) is HH. He gracefully slides a pair of Head Super Shapes out of the back of his Subaru...

    They see each other.... their eyes meet, locked on, neither can pull away first... a bus drives between them... their gaze is broken....

    when the bus is gone, our hero, HS is startled... HH is gone! He shrugs and heads into the base lodge, carrying his skis...

    In the restaurant, a small group is huddled at one table, they all see HS enter, and start whispering excitedly... the rest of the occupants stand and cheer for our hero....

    And up from the center of the smaller group stands the challenger, HH, wearing his spotless hat, and his Pelosi grin. He eyeballs our hero up and down, and smirks...


    OK, HS, what happens next....
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    just HAD to bump this thread
    For sure, you have to be lost to find a place that can't be found, elseways everyone would know where it was
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  6. 03-11-2007, 06:33 PM #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Okay, must be bored at work

    I prefer to soak in the washing machine.
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  7. 03-11-2007, 06:40 PM #57
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    highly amusing
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.
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  8. 03-11-2007, 06:41 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    highly amusing
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  9. 03-11-2007, 06:53 PM #59
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    Def Jef is all about PMTS

    I resolve PC issues remotely. Need to get rid of all that pr0n you downloaded on your work laptop? Or did you just get a ton of viruses from searching for "geriatic midget sex"? Either way I can fix them. PM Me for maggot prices.

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  10. 03-11-2007, 06:56 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrryde View Post
    Def Jef is all about PMTS

    bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahah




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  11. 03-11-2007, 07:01 PM #61
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  12. 03-11-2007, 07:26 PM #62
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    Wow, these people get something completely different out of skiing than I do.

    I challenge any of you fuckers to a ski off!!! Wait, fuck it, I'd rather go drink another beer
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