ex·pec·to·rate = fines!

[moose pit]

After consuming several pints and a few whiskeys I had the good sense to stumble down to the public transportation facility in the town I happened to be drinking in. While wandering about I expectorated, which apparently is against some municipal bylaw. After being accosted by 7 douche bag motherfuckers that were selectively enforcing this bullshit bylaw, and the brief verbal altercation that ensued the cunt with the note pad hands me a ticket. As I am reading over the little pink slip the fuckin' assjocky grabs the ticket back, I of course attempt to reclaim my ticket. The fuckin idiot neglected to sign it. Fuckknuckles buddies intervene physically getting between me and my ticket. the pecker scribbles his name down and gives me back the ticket. $100 fine fuckin' awesome
I hope all 7 of the cock suckers give each other the GW.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Interestingly, there is no such municipal prohibition on projectile vomiting. You should have just gone for it.