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    Ceiling Boob is Watching You Masturbate! (NSFW)

    ...and is lactating, apparently.



    "you can milk anything with nipples"



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    Ok so it's not technically NSFW (although it very well could be in the future, knowing the sick fucks on here), but we came home this weekend to a very odd leak.


    Our house is a shithole.

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    i'm glad you thought to squeeze it's nipple.

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    I'm worried about the stretch marks after it drains, though.

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    Fucking wrinkly boobs. I might go give it a squeeze if it weren't for that...

    Quoath the roommate, leaving a message for the maintenance guy: "We've got a spot in our ceiling that... uh... well honestly it looks like a breast in our ceiling." Bwah! Hope that shit doesn't explode everywhere before tomorrow...
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    I'll give you guys some free advice. Get a knife and a bucket. With the bucket under it, poke a hole in the thing. Leave the bucket there. Do not wait for it to piss nasty asbestos water over everything in the room.
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    that is shitwater from upstairs, boys. go get a tetanus shot or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I'll give you guys some free advice. Get a knife and a bucket. With the bucket under it, poke a hole in the thing. Leave the bucket there. Do not wait for it to piss nasty asbestos water over everything in the room.
    Done about 30 secs after the photo got taken.

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    ahhhh.... I miss Boulder and all the weird places I rented.

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