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Thread: operation stop drinking my milk

  1. #26
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    When I was in college and had similar roommate problems, I did as Sprite suggested and wrote on the jug "I spit in the milk". When I returned from class there was an added message "So did I."

    I ended up just getting a dorm fridge that I kept in my room.

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    The method: Recommend you use a cardboard carton for this, gallon jug probably wont work.

    1. Wait until everyone is sitting around, watching tv or something.

    2. Go to kitchen, get a new carton of milk.

    3. Stand in the kitchen doorway and pull down your pants. Ask if anyone wants a glass of milk. As you ask, open the container and drop your dick into the carton.


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    Quote Originally Posted by farmasea View Post
    When I was in college and had similar roommate problems, I did as Sprite suggested and wrote on the jug "I spit in the milk". When I returned from class there was an added message "So did I."

    I ended up just getting a dorm fridge that I kept in my room.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Deja Vu for me in college

    you need a small fridge in your room
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    Visine

    Tasteless...odorless...and comes out just like it went in...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Jerk off in the milk jug. When you tell them they just topped their Fruity-Os off with your seed, they'll either give you the beating of your life (not likely for a peace-loving hippie), or decide you're too mental to live with and move out. Either way, it's a good attention-getter.
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    Know any ladies who are breast feeding? Those would be fun pictures to put on the fridge.
    I like living where the Ogdens are high enough so that I'm not everyone's worst problem.- YetiMan

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegoSkier View Post
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_of_magnesia

    "Available over-the-counter, milk of magnesia is primarily used in alleviating constipation, but can also be used to relieve indigestion and heartburn. When taken internally by mouth as a laxative, the osmotic force of the magnesia suspension acts to draw fluids from the body and to retain those already within the lumen of the intestine, serving to distend the bowel, thus stimulating nerves within the colon wall, inducing peristalsis and resulting in evacuation of colonic contents."
    So basically diarrhea, You could just dump some windex in the milk.

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    I'd probably make a half jiz half milk mixture
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care

  9. #34
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    Fuck milk. If they were drinking my beer I'd be pissed off.

    Seriously they sound like complete dicks. Better luck with your next set of roommates.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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