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Thread: In lieu of Friday word association, I give you my dughter's English homework.

  1. 03-02-2007, 12:12 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not necessarily truly auriferous.
    All that glitters is not gold?

    (Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)
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  2. 03-02-2007, 12:21 PM #27
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    what age group are these for inspector gadget?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrumhalf View Post
    (Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)
    masturbatory cavernous newcomer !

    ps: yes, i know i suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by f2f View Post
    masturbatory cavernous newcomer !
    heh
    employ phalanges attrition, you puerile neophyte interloper!
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    I give you my dughter's English homework.
    Hmmm, I certainly hope you were not the one actually doing the homework for her........
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    1. Birds of a feather flock together.
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    8. Eschew the implement of corrections and vitiate the scion.
    Spare the rod, spoil the child.
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    Looks like they're all solved, but I have a few more:

    1a. A disposition towards inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state.

    1b. Elementary sartorial techniques initially applied obviate the need for repetitive similar actions to the square of three.

    1c. There is illumination at the termination of the subterranean excavation.

    1d. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GapersGoHome View Post
    1a. A disposition towards inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state.

    .
    curiosity killed the cat... (yes please)

    (read the directions this time, teach)
    gotta play
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    Quote Originally Posted by GapersGoHome View Post
    1c. There is illumination at the termination of the subterranean excavation.
    1c. There's light at the end of the tunnel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GapersGoHome View Post
    1d. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
    Ingenuity will allow me to invent a way to sleep with your mom.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Ingenuity will allow me to invent a way to sleep with your mom.
    I'd suggest "Necessity is the mother of invention." But Viva's is funnier.
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    1z. Posterior above necessary kitchen appliance for sweet green drinking.
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  14. 03-02-2007, 03:07 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by InspectorGadget View Post
    4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
    I promise to respect you in the morning if you let me cum on your face.
    Every man dies. Not every man lives.
    You don’t stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ptavv View Post
    1z. Posterior above necessary kitchen appliance for sweet green drinking.
    Ass over teakettle.


    Fitting for this board.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    So there I was McGoverning down the mountain but I McConkeyed the hell out of a Morrison and landed on my Harrisons. Just then I Skogened off a Tuffelmire but hit my McMurray into a Holmes. As I came to the Burke I Steele Spenced over a Moles and stopped on a Krietler. Then I saw Gaffney, and then two Gaffneys, but they Moseleyed me into a Hall. So I said, "Pep!!" and Saged on out of that Thovex.
    Poetry, on motion.
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  16. 03-02-2007, 05:33 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by hikeitfirst View Post
    used to do that in school too... so sorry...
    Thanks for playing well with others.

    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
    Hey Inspector Gadget, I think our daughters have the same english class in PC.
    Princess Durfee?

    Quote Originally Posted by Scrumhalf View Post
    All that glitters is not gold?

    (Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)
    Nicely played, JONG!

    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    what age group are these for inspector gadget?
    8th grade.

    Quote Originally Posted by TacomaLuv View Post
    heh
    employ phalanges attrition, you puerile neophyte interloper!
    Nice work C.


    Some funny posts up above.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    2a. Similar geniuses analogously ruminate
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    Ptavv 2a: great minds think alike...
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    3. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.


    Beauty is only skin deep!


    5. Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

    Cleanliness is next to godliness!






    Now, I will leave the rest to you. My brain hurts.
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    KILLJOY ALERT KILLJOY ALERT !!!!

    "Onerous consistency" and "vapor" are really poor substitutes for the intended original phrasings. They're not imaginative, but rather are inaccurate or misleading. As a silly internet game, it's all good of course; the aphorisms are still readily decipherable--but I think as an exercise in English, the teacher would (and should) want to do better. I mean, don't just pull crap off the internet without vetting it, teach.

    SOLUTION: Your daughter should totally negotiate for extra credit in return for providing a selection of some reasonably accurate--while still amusingly obscure--cognates. PARTY TIME, OH YEAH!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnB View Post
    Your daughter should totally negotiate for extra credit in return for providing a selection of some reasonably accurate--while still amusingly obscure--cognates.
    Such as???
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    I just noticed I didn't even spell the word daughter's correctly in the thread title. I hate it when I do dumb stuff like that.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspector Gadget
    Such as???
    ^^^ Dude, you already got the board to do your daughter's homework for her! What are you, fucking Tom Sawyer? Here's your brush back and I'm not gonna give you any more help being a shitty father...
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    1. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

    American Black Duck?
    Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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    Quote Originally Posted by ShawnB View Post
    ^^^ Dude, you already got the board to do your daughter's homework for her! What are you, fucking Tom Sawyer? Here's your brush back and I'm not gonna give you any more help being a shitty father...
    Uh huh, I see, you got nuthin'. Besides, the homework was turned in before I put up the thread.


    And, no, I'm not fucking Tom Sawyer. I married his sister.
    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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