A Very Important Debate

[irul&ublo]

Resolved: The Red Sox Suck

The Affirmative Side, Representing The Typical Yankee Fan:




The Negative Side, Representing The Typical Red Sox Fan:



Negative: "Is NASCAR over already? The Sox rule...uh, uh, uh.

Affirmative: e=m(c squared).

Negative: Huh?

Affirmative: Case closed.

[MassLiberal]

Did you know that A-Rod used to sleep over at Jeter's house 5 times a week???

Do you think they read each other bed time stories before they sucked one another off?

[GBB]

I wonder who played pitcher and who played catcher?

And your typical Yankees fan should resemble the following:

[Sirshredalot]

I was so sad when I heard that Jeter and ARod broke up! No more slumber parties? Will ARod get a sassy new haircut? Will Jeter have more time to pose for fashion magazines? Do you think it'll affect their super-duper special friends locker room chemistry? Will they refuse to play with Wang together any more?

Only Hideki Matsui and his gargantuan bisexual porno collection know for sure.

Go Sox and go whoever is playing Steinbrenner's Chokers.

[Tippster]

Beisbol Fans:



Hockey Fans:

[smmokan]

The new not-so-new couple is Manny and Papi. That's a whole lot of man-love.

[MassLiberal]

Manny and Papi don't have sleep overs at Ramirez's Ritz Carlton condo.

Nor are the as ambiguously gay as the Jeter - Arod pairing.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Will ARod get a sassy new haircut?

That's pretty much a given. You can pencil him in for a sassy 'do every day, that's just the kind of ballplayer he is.

[MassLiberal]

Plus, he has to make sure his hair matches his purple lips. (come to think of it, now I know why his lips always seem so puckered!!)

[BigDaddy]

Damn... winter really is almost over.


Yankee fans: